1 Demon Lord Uhchna (2/2)

My dinner is mana and fish, my breakfast is mana and fish, my snack is mana And Fish!

Can you guess what I serve my guests?

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That's right! It's Mana and Fish!

I once read a human book describing that the Demon Lord supposed to have a grand palace filled with golden treasure and dying screams of the innocents everywhere.

I think the writer must have been a insane idiot with brain full of maggots.

I mean, where's the damn golden treasure? All I see is rocks upon rocks.

What Palace? This place, it's no palace!

Hell, it's not even fit to be a stable for horses.

Screaming of the innocents!!???

That's probably the banshees down below.

I got no prison, and definitely not enough food around to feed any prisoner. I can barely feed my ”guards” as they are.Hell, I don't even got two gold coins to rub together anyhow.

Demons are considered evil everywhere, but let's face it.When your home, the only place that you can stay atis a shitty hell hole like this, it make you just want something better.It'd be great if this place is warm, but nooo....there's always have that damn thunderstorm over head, then the damn winter.Luckily us demon are pretty resistant to the cold, but it still cold ya know....

Well.....what do you know....Mage dude finally made a mistake of friendly fire and burned Sword guy, Nice Going, Idiot!

And....now they're fighting among each other....Come on guys, you're fighting The Demon Lord here, at least show a little professionalism.

I don't know, I really really don't know why I actually bother with this shit and oh....would you look at that, Sword guy holy sword just flew off.

No doubt going to look for a new successor to slay me....and now the party is crying their eyes out begging me to let them live....I almost feel pity for these guys.

You go into my home, you slaughter my guards, if you can even call a group of demon wearing rags that. You invades my people's home and torment them and You Even insult me for absolutely no reason whatsoever. You even blown up my door which I had to carved by myself, couldn't you at least knock?

Now, you want me to forgive you for all that?

Seriously, come on!

After all that shit they pulled, now they're even bawling their eyes out like some babies.

Arrhgg...fine, you know what. I feeling pretty magnanimous at the moment, pissed off but still magnanimous enough. So I let them go.

No! Archer Girl! Why? I let you guys go, why do you have to shoot me again and missed!!??

Of all thing that you could have shoot, why do you gotta shoot the carved head of my statues?

well.....talk about stupid meet stupidity of the moronic magnificent. They just unleashed one of the several traps I set up in this cave chamber.....ya know, Priest girl, that barrier of your is not going to hold up against two ton of granite.....Still....there's much worse way to go out. At least they died without much pain....

I'm tired...

I think I'm going to go bang a banshee down below, and see what's the screaming all about...