6 Canst Forget the Men (1/2)
”Fatso, what's the matter with you!”
Zhang Zhou Wei met Meng Fan outside the library. There was no more anger in his tone, only concern.
He had already been told most of the situation by his girlfriend Wang Ya Nan. Meng Fan approximately sent ten girls the same confession message on WeChat, and according to Wang Ya Nan, he'd hit on everyone, as every girl she talked to had received a confession from Meng Fan.
”How many girls did you confess to? Are you trying to start a factory? Did you confess to everyone in the class?” Zhang Zhou Wei said as he looked at Meng Fan. ”Did you forget to take your medicine, or did your phone get a virus? This isn't you! Usually, you stutter when you even talk to girls! What are you trying to do? Have you gone mad?”
”Yes, I am mad!”
Meng Fan knew by now his mass text confession had been exposed. It felt like the saying, 'When you're covered with lice, you stop itching. When you're drowning in debt, you stop worrying.' Then, unsure if a nerve struck in his brain or he suddenly gained intelligence, Meng Fan looked intensely at Zhang Zhou Wei and spurted out, ”Do you know why I've been recklessly confessing to girls? Because I want to cover up the truth; I want people to think that I like girls!”
”What?”
Zhang Zhou Wei took a step back, intimidated by Meng Fan's intensive stare. He suddenly had an uneasy feeling.
”But paper cannot contain a fire, nonetheless the fire burning in my heart! While I was waiting here, I finally understand, I am a straightforward man. Why do I need to pretend to like girls!” Meng Fan took a step forward.
Zhang Zhou Wei promptly took another step back. ”Why can't a straightforward man like girls? Do you have a misunderstanding towards the three words—straightforward man?”
”No, a straightforward man must be made of steel and iron. What kind of man would bully a girl? Real men should do what real men do!”
Meng Fan took another big step forward, forcing Zhang Zhou Wei to back against the wall with a thump. Meng Fan smiled. ”So, I like you, let's be together!”
”Get lost! I'm a straight guy. The kind of straight guy that likes girls!”
Panic-stricken, Zhang Zhou Wei tried to push Meng Fan aside. Meng Fan did not move from his spot. Zhang Zhou Wei, who weighed at most 110 pounds, had no chance of moving Meng Fan. He could only slither out from underneath Meng Fan's arm and pointed to Meng Fan, screaming. ”I treated you like a brother, and you want to sleep with me!”
Meng Fan yanked Zhang Zhou Wei. He was snickering as he asked, ”Of course, I'm asking if you will sleep with me or not!”
”Sleep with you in hell!”
Zhang Zhou Wei struggled free. He distanced himself from Meng Fan.
Meng Fan saw his progress bar increase by 1. He felt ecstatic! It really worked!
It didn't have to be a girl to reject him for his progress bar to grow. Confessing to guys worked just as well too!
”Okay okay okay. If you won't sleep with me, it's your loss. Let's continue to be bros!” Meng Fan's skin was growing more and thicker.
”Too late, can't go back now!”
”Don't be dramatic, darling. Let's go find somewhere to eat.”
”Who's being dramatic... Hell, don't talk to me in that kind of tone!”
After their rustle, Zhang Zhou Wei naturally knew that Meng Fan was deliberately messing with him, so he allowed curiosity to get the best of him and returned to their starting point.
”What really is the matter with you, confessing to so many girls?”
”It's obviously because seeing you with your girlfriend got me really excited, I want to expand my fishnet and see if I can get some fish as well.”
”Really?”
”Unless you hope it's fake; unless you hope I'm actually interested in you?”
”Get lost!”
....
Through Zhang Zhou Wei, Meng Fan was able to confirm that rejections received from confessing to guys could also be denied, furthering his progress. As for how he felt about this method, Meng Fan was very ashamed... Well, best to be aware of the shame and move forward courageously. He gritted his teeth. He was going to brace the male students and send out another mass confession text!
Gender equality exists! Since it was also effective on guys, it was naturally not enough to only bother the girls and excuse the men!
”What the hell are you doing?”
Meng Fan finished ordering the food. A crooked smile was hanging on his face. No matter how he looked at it, Zhang Zhou Wei felt weirded out.
”Nothing nothing.”