5 Chapter 5: Confession Fever Part III (1/2)
'That's not cool man!'
Meng Fan watched as the 'message sent successfully' notification pop-up appeared on his screen. Regretting it wouldn't do any good now, he thought. He nervously looked at his cell phone screen. Find authorized novels in Webnovel，faster updates, better experience，Please click visiting.
Bzz.
The first reply came suddenly. ”Bro, did you get the wrong number?!”
Closely, another followed. ”Stop joking darling.”
The third. ”Is today April Fools?”
The fourth. ”Wrong number.”
The fifth. ”Did you lose a game, and this is your punishment?”
Seven more continuous responses all contained the same content.
He glanced at his progress. If nobody rejected him, then his score wouldn't grow. Meng Fan was desperate.
He had to give it one last try.
For the sake of progress, he would have to be even more shameless.
”I didn't get it mixed up, I'm not joking, be my girlfriend!”
Individually, he responded to their messages. Meng Fan refused to believe with these tactics that nobody would reject him.
Sure enough, rejection came.
There were euphemistic ones. ”It's been a while since I've seen you, so you probably don't know my situation, I already have a boyfriend, so... Thank you for your feelings.”
There were straightforward ones. ”I'm afraid we aren't compatible. (Goodbye Emoji)”
And even more straightforward ones. ”You're so fat, you don't stand a chance with me!”
Reject me if you will, but why attack my weight!
Meng Fan was... ecstatic! He saw his progress chart grew to 15. 'This is efficient. How great!'
Of course, there were ones that straight-up ignored him, or else he would have more progress.
Bzz Bzz Bzz.
More responses came. Similar to the previous wave, they mostly suspected that Meng Fan was playing a cruel joke or was sending to a wrong number, with a few rejecting him upfront.
Towards the doubtful ones, Meng Fan shamelessly informed them he was not mistaken or joking, only to deceive a proper rejection from them.
”We are not compatible.”
”I like someone else.”
”You're a great guy, but we can't be together.”
”I always saw you as a friend.”
”Stop joking, can you even give me a bright future?”
”Uhm, I'm not into men.”
”I'm not ready to be in a relationship.”
”We are not fated to be.”
”I have no feelings toward you.”
”What part of me do I like, can't I just change myself?”
”I think when girls search for men they don't necessarily search for attractive ones, but rather a person they like... Uhm, I prefer attractive ones.”
These rejections in comparison were still very gentle.
If gentle replies existed, then there were also cruel responses.
”Sorry, I want my kid to be attractive.”
”Sorry, even though I am thirsty, I don't want to eat crap.”
”Sorry, I'm afraid of grease.”
”You're too fat, I don't want to be crushed.”
”I'm not in your league, your intentions are too great... A toad trying to eat swan meat!”
”Did you know, I'm a Virgo, so I'm a bit strict, and you're too loose.”
”Crows hover over ancient trees, you're ugly but I'm not blind.”
”I've received your confession, but I don't want to discuss it. There are so many other men in this world. I want to test my luck. Go home and await my news.”
”GET LOST!”
If it weren't for his rapidly growing progress chart, Meng Fan's fragile heart would have been shattered a million times already.
And there was more.
”Meng you fatso, did you forget to take your meds? Fei Fei is right next to me, you confess to both of us at the same time, and still, you have the nerve to say you aren't joking! Fatty you've changed, you used to be such an honest child. Now you have learned to cast your net so wide. Hahaha, the university is really a place of reform. Now, look at what you've become.” This came from a good female friend from high school.
”Before I knew you were an incel, but I didn't know you were this flirty. All four girls in my dorm received your confession. Did your cell phone get a virus or did your man parts get poisoned? How many girls do you need to cure your disease?” This came from a domineering girl from class.