Chapter 2 (2/2)
“No, it only looks like a boether with chili powder and completed with a touch of dust—a dust bomb It doesn’t have much power so it is insufficient to kill anyone On top of that, I doubt they will be able to find concrete evidence against me”
“As expected of the ‘wise’ lich To think you would be able to create a boic sealed”
“Thank you; your praise huht, as a lich, I guess this can be considered praise”
What was a lich?
“Not a good person; the e was probably whatthis word
“The luhtening soul-fire burning in their eyes, e in some malicious act” This was the view of normal citizens
“The ultimate incarnation of evil, the villainous schehts viewed thees, the liches, who had only bones reood reputation, but…
“Slander! It is blatant discried based on their race!? I have always thought that race, skin color, social stratification and all kinds of discrimination are simply human foolishness The world only has lowly people who despise and discriminate others and there is no such ‘lowly’ race, skin color or birth I really aood person”
“If a person such as yourself can be considered a good person, then what about the bloodthirsty undead living in the east of the city? Can they be considered saints, then?”
“I wouldn’t say they are saints; they are all just cold-faced, warm-hearted pacifists Just look—the undead are thrifty with their rations and do not take up rave can fit an entire family They do not eat or drink, and they work passionately to complete their jobs They contribute yet don’t deood people”
The half-dehed The restricted zone, which housed the ru person ever walk out of it alive,’ was actually viewed as a gathering place for good people by her master
“Hoho! Master, you really kno to joke Bloodthirsty undead are good people? What about the Priests of the Holy Church who are well-received by the people? They heal the citizens for free and even give out free meals every Sunday to feed those in poverty”
“They are merely a bunch of hypocrites and pedophiles You see, Elisa, humans have desires and needs If one suppresses their desires too much, even if they aren’t pedophiles now, then they will turn into them when they are finally unable to suppress their desires any longer and it bursts Although they say that desires are a sin, they are definitely perverted pedophiles underneath their outer demeanors I mean, just look at how those old men act so chummy with those little boys—it would be weird to think that there is nothing wrong with thehts—they are a bunch of barbarians who threaten to kill et that your illness is acting up again I guess even that Ancient Red Dragon, who lives in the sulfur mountains, is feared by all as the Disaster of Veron [5] <sup>5</sup> , and also destroyed a country by herself, is a docile and cute being in master’s eyes, huh”
“No, no Little Red hasn’t been payinga little bit overweight If she were to lose 20 to 30 tons and shed that extra fat to bring out the curves, she will be even cuter”
“Then, what about the awe-inspiring and helpful Dark Elf Town Security who maintains the peace of the city? You should be quite close with the these two months, I have been in and out of the prison five ti those unlucky store owners who have been tyrannized by them My views are the same as them Tsk! A bunch of crazy bitches; our Freedom Gentle her head in frustration, she ignored the suspicious-sounding organization that her
“…Then what about our City Lord, who saved the world and had his na of equality and established this city in the chaotic Underground World, creating a land of peace for different races to coexist on a land constantly raved by war”
“A severe chuunibyou [6] <sup>6</sup> patient who has been sick for a few hundred years How old is he, to still be playing hero and slaying the de to save the world? Such an old-fashi+oned story Serves hile his entire life”
“…You really dare to say it, huh Youthat he is destined to res s s reat qualifications coupled with good looks, but because of you, not a single lady in Sulfur Mountain City is willing to accept his proposal now”
“…It is not as though I did it intentionally Does he have to hold the grudge for so long…”
“Not as though you did it intentionally? You did it purposely, didn’t you? Let’s not talk about how you made me spread the rule At his wedding, you created an Undead Calahosts free to wander about Do you kno ht?”
“I was just celebrating his wedding for hi hosts to do the robot dance Who knew that his wife-to-be would be so frightened that she peed on the spot”
Despite rejecting her clai an intentional act, I was secretly satisfied with my work “Bah! Since I haven’t resurrected to possess a complete body yet, how can I allow him to enjoy a blissful sex life?”
“Master, do you know you have the habit of putting your hands on your hips and stoet excited? Look, your evil intentions are spilling out right now Fine, let’s not talk about your ‘great results’ What about your lich brethren in the Euys are on the wanted list in et out, the world will definitely be plunged into chaos”
“… Actually, it is just a ainst us Isn’t the reason e study the profound intricacies of the cycle of life and death just to allow everyone to have longer lives? Actually, we specialize in treat about the effectiveness of the treat from the treatments, our treatments are much better than those of the Priests Don’t just look at how convenient their Holy Light is It actually consumes the person’s life force and shortens their lifespan Our art of biological re-engineering is toxic-free, harm-free, pollution-free, and best of all, we solve the root of the proble on the System to revive yourself? Why don’t you just make a body for yourself?”
“I don’t want to be a defors Even if it is a perfect humanoid shape, proble the low level of confidence that the lich hi skills, what else could Elisa say?
“Fine, then in your eyes, how do I fare?”
…A cold-faced de lady? Of course, I wouldn’t be so dumb to voice these words out loud
“Oh, Elisa, you are of course my most trusted subordinate We oncethe stars”
“Before you realize your dreairl her salary, which you have owed for over ten years?”
Knowing that her ain, the silver-haired half-de on the surface of the spectacles as cold words spat out from between her teeth
“If you continue to be so flippant, I guess your treasured collections are going to…”
“Fine, Elisa, I apologize” Worried about his precious collections, a certain lich i in subduing her superior, the fallen angel hummed a tune as she sashayed out the door
As the housekeeper of the mansion, she did not have the luxury to waste time on her chuunibyou master
However, as I stared at her dejected back, my mood took a dive
A moment after she walked out the door, memories started to flood ingly, she can be considered fairl who, even under the worst conditions, even when she was floating in the River Styx, persevered on and refused to give up She is also the girl who hunted in the night of a blizzard just to stay alive You are probably the best thing this world has givenyou back is the best decision I ever made in my life”
Suddenly, a face popped out from behind the door
Its usual coldness was tainted by an e ears
After which, she disappeared behind the door once again
“Hehe! Although you knoell, do you think I wouldn’t understand you as well? You foolish evil granny Even if you are sly, you still have to repay the debt you owe me obediently until your death”
I spoke these harsh words out loud and laughed maniacally However, in my heart, I panicked
“… She heard it! She definitely heard it!!!”
Note:
1 “Golden Ring” is a terames and novels to refer to cheat-like abilities or certain unfair advantages
2 There is a net rule for 30 years, he will beco to herself in third person
4 The ‘go-anywhere door’ is similar to the one Doraemon uses to travel around
5 ‘Disaster of Veron’ may be a reference to some DND, but I’m not really sure of the exact translation
6 ht up in their fantasies, like ‘I have a sealed cursed hand and if released it will destroy the whole world’ etc That isn’t from me