Chapter 2 (1/2)
Chapter 2: The Evil Lich System
Translator: StarveCleric Editor: StarveCleric
Legend had it that every transcender who broke through the boundaries of space and tiift fro [1] <sup>1</sup> , said to be a must-have for every transcender
The Evil Lich Systeo, it didn’t go by this na Systeave up the identity of a Holy Knight and eic, it ended up with its current nao, the daily quests it offered irls find their lost kittens Those were vastly different to the accursedrecently
“Let’s look at the daily quests today… it’s the daain Destroy a toith a population of 30,000 people or above; reward: 10,000 evil points Steal lollipops from 3 children; reward: 1 evil point If neither of the quests is completed, then 2 points will be deducted”
“Tsk! You think I’m stupid? If I really destroyed a town, a crusade of Epic-ranked Holy Knights would definitely co me down Even if I earned the points, there wouldn’t be any life left in me to spend them”
As such, I casually snatched a lollipop froirl was pulled away by her ri sound between the lollipop and my bones resounded in my ears It was only then did I recall I had lost h, when can I experience the joy of eating delicious food again? Althoughat all”
Despite the irl seee watery eyes, and hope see my inability to consume food
Do you think this uncle lich is only pulling a prank? Do you think I will return the lollipop back to you?
Alright, so as to not betray the other party’s expectations… kacha kacha I bit the lollipop into round
“Boohoo!! Mum, that weird uncle stole o”
Just as I expected, a resounding cry pierced through the air In that instant, my mood lifted as a h hts? Ancient h paper and vandalized, dragon blood ink was used as color paint, and an alchemy medicine, which had taken me so much trouble to make, was drunk as soda Even my bones were secretly disasseain—it was like playing with a puzzle I had only slept for two hours and yet my entire laboratory had turned into a wreck The destructive power of kids is too scary…”
“Sigh, when can I haveabout those fearless rascals, especially a certain untaer
Suddenly, I heard a notice froratulations on successfully driving the 100th young child to tears Reward: 10 Evil Points—A loli that looks like she is 6 years old but is actually 20 years old is a legal loli?! An expired pseudo-loli is evil!]
Looking at e of joy The first accomplishment unlocked alarranted me 10 points, which was equivalent to the points I received fro 10 days’ worth of daily quests
“Following this train of thought, ifa hundred of the a thousand of them cry should have one as well, and the reill at least be multiplied by several folds…”
Thus, I turned my attention to the lolis and shotas on the street…
“Bah! Even if I did not receive a daily quest for it,those disobedient kids learn how to follow rules and preventing others froood person”
“What should I play? Right, I can grant life! I shall turn the toys of those rascals into disgusting monsters that run about In addition, I shall paint their lollipops the color of feces with ic paint”
As a frequent victiic scrolls and precious classical books was able to provide me with an endless flow of evil ideas
“No, no, that isn’t enough; how about I turn their pillow covers into ical beasts that eat humans? That will make theht, there is also Evard’s Black Tentacles! I can make them enjoy a ticklish hell”
“Oh, aren’t those rascals afraid ofmy undead army Awaken, my Undead Calamity!!”
That was the day I finally learned that there were less than 200 kids living in that area…
Bringing about a few thousand skeletons, abominations and Dullahans on the street seemed to be an overkill…
That day, before the Town Security arrived on the scene to capture me, I had already visited every nook and cranny of the street Even so, I had only ed to drive 160 of them to tears…
Moreover, after the Town Security members realized that the reason I sueance on playful kids, their du looks becaratulations on si looks from a hundred females You have received the special accoet soaked in water or paste?’ and you have been awarded the noble title ‘Mentally Disabled Kid’ After equipping this title, there is a fixed probability of receiving sympathy from females, but the females’ impression of the wearer as a male will be lowered by 100 points]
… Anyway, I was already used to being played a fool by the System and my reputation was already at its worst Given the System’s affirmation of my charisma evidenced by my -88 charm, it didn’t make much of a difference even if my luck with the opposite sex was reduced by 100 points—the ending would still the sairlfriend
Even though it was only a rational analysis, why did I feel as thoughtears as these words careat wizard who had been single for 300 years, but at the very least, I had exacted ainst those rascals! [2] <sup>2</sup>
As the hed in satisfaction An idea about what to write in my diary today hit on, 6th March The legend known as ‘The Lollipop Hunter Incident’ and ‘The Man-Eating Pillow Incident’ was destined to be forever carved in the memories of the rascals of Sulfur Mountain City
“Thenceforth, the kids will remember the terror of thatone’s beloved ite eaten by one’s own toys, and the fear of being surrounded by the undead…
As I thought about what to write in ! You have unlocked the acco a Hundred Kids Cry Within a Day! Reward: 10 Evil Points Congratulations, you have been awarded the noble title ‘Bane of Kids’ After equipping this title, lolis and shotas who are 12 years old and younger will naturally feel threatened by you As a kind reo, you will be awarded the noble title of ‘Kids Killer,’ and if you succeed in1000 children cry…]
The System Notice suddenly stopped at this point I was involuntarily overwhelh this was undeniably a spiteful title, it could be considered to be a blessing in disguise if it could grant o, you will be awarded the noble title ‘To Argue With Kids At Your Age, Can’t You Be More Mature’ Oh, you should thankyou at the moment]
“Sht! I can’t tolerate this any down!!”
…
“Master, you got locked up in jail this ti lollipops Next tiirl’s underwear? I really don’t want to come here to fetch a pervert”
The one currently speaking wasin my mansion, the silver-haired Elisa
Gold-black fraer teeth, a purple tail with a butterfly knot at the end and a European maid costume It perfectly showcased the little demon’s character and, at the sa, I was satisfied by Elisa’s outer appearance However, she would truly be perfect if only she could change her personality, expressionless face, and venoue
“It’s not like you aren’t aware of irls cry is what a good person should be doing”
“Here!”
She passed a thick photo album to me
“This… Oh, well done, Elisa! As expected of uess what happened These are the contact details of children attending Sulfur Mountain City’s largest kindergarten I have carefully picked out the names on the list, and it should now be convenient for you to finish your quest”
“Well done! To think that I was convinced you were looking forward to uess it was all a ood person as well”
“Letthe list of contact details, however, my face turned bitter
“Contact details for the three children of Sulfur City’s Holy Church Archbishop’s kindergarten, the daughter of Dragonslayer Aarten, and War God Xynso’s precious son—are you sure you’re trying to help er, as usual, was disregarded by the other party The half-deleareat reputation of the ‘Lollipop Hunter’ has already spread throughout the entire Sulfur Mountain City I am criticized the moment I leave the mansion For the sake of this lady’s [3] <sup>3</sup> reputation, I would really like to changethe salary you owe me for the past ten years”
“Hahaha, let’s not talk about o; I can’t wait to return to our ware in escapisthis time?”
“As expected ofToday’s daily quest is a splendid explosion, you know—”
“I get it Please hold on tight; I will now use o-anywhere door [4] <sup>4</sup> opened and both master and servant hurriedly entered When the short-distance instantaneous er traces of anyone in our surroundings In the background, a large explosion suddenly resounded, which was closely folloith the ringing of fire alarht the Town Security seals the ic of their prisoners?”