Vol 5 Chapter 3 (1/2)

The Third Question

Under the 76th line of the japanese Constitution ‘The Independence of the Judge’, please fill in the following blanks

‘All judges shall exercise (________) to (________) execute their (________) and shall be bound only by (________) and the (________) to apprehend criminals’

Himeji Mizuki’s answer:

‘All judges shall exercise (conscience) to (independently) execute their (authority) and shall be bound only by (Constitution) and the (laws) to apprehend criminals’

Teacher’s comment:

Well answered This is one of the rather important articles in the japanese Constitution As the judge’s exercise the privileges, the constitution can ensure that the judge won’t be instigated by political powers and high-levels of the court and perform the duties independently The content itself also includes ensuring the personal safety of the judge I hope you can ree

Yoshi+ Akihisa’s answer:

‘All judges shall exercise (BLEEP) to (BLEEP) execute their (BLEEP) and shall be bound only by (BLEEP) and the (BLEEP) to apprehend criminals’

Teacher’s comment:

In that case, wouldn’t the 76th article be a bad thing?

Tsuchiya Kouta’s answer:

‘All judges shall exercise (instincts) to (take off their clothes and) execute (a strip exercise) and shall be bound only by (the police onto the culprit) and the (handcuffs) to apprehend criminals’

Teacher’s comment:

I DEMAND YOU SEND A LETTER OF APOLOGY TO ALL THE JUDGES WITH FULL SINCERITY!!

The fa, and it’s finally time for school dismissal

“Yuuji, can I discuss with you so?”

I asked o home

“Hm? Akihisa, what’s the matter?”

“For today, can I stay over at your house tonight? There are a lot of things about homework and the types of questions that are to be tested at the end-of-term tests I want to ask you about”

—ZAWAASH

Thecould be heard in the classroom

“Oi…did you hear that…?”

“I heard that To think that such an unbelievable thing was said…”

“How could those two possibly…”

“Yeah, how could that Yoshi+ and Sakamoto…”

““Actually know of end-of-term tests…””

I really want to argue back at theed to keep your own lives there

“You want me to teach you?”

“Un”

“Really there…haven’t you memorized the multiplication table for 7?”

“Hold on a sec! I don’t re unable to recite the division table! Even I kno to multiply fractions there!”

“I see Then tell le”

“(Base) X (Height) =

“Okay okay, you got it, Akihisa Just rele”

…

“Fuu, really there…you’re really a genius at being picky in such things, Yuuji”

“A! This answer is far more than what I even expected!”

Tha, that’s not it! I just answered too quickly and forgot about it I will definitely be able to answer if there are questions related to the area of a triangle!

“Well, Akihisa-kun…”

Just when Yuuji and I were yapping away, Hi arrived in front of us She’s probably intending to go home directly today

“What is it, Himeji-san?”

“I have to tell you that there’s a trick tothe multiplication table quickly”

“I can mehty one!”

Hiible idiot in Himeji-san’s mind? This really shocked me

“But why did you beco? If there’s no special reason, I don’t think you would study obediently”

On hearing Hideyoshi+, who’s sitting nearby, say the words ‘special reason’, Hiloomier fashi+on

“No, that’s not it Didn’t Yuuji announce it to everyone? The ‘su reset’ and that ‘we have to attend summer remedial if we don’t do well for the end-of-ter a wooden sword and wearing a school uniforraduation, and I want to enjoy suht I should work hard”

“…This isn’t like Akihisa at all”

“Yeah, I don’t think Aki will start working hard because of such a trivial reason”

Muttsurini and Minaather when I said that I want to study?

“Well, Akihisa-kun, if you don’t mind…can I study with you?”

Himeji-san timidly raised her hand to request Really, Himeji-san’s really a kind-hearted person

Under norratefully But today’s situation is different It’s possible if it’s Yuuji’s house, but—

“I can’t possibly stay overnight at Himeji-san’s house…”

“Eh? Akihisa-kun, you want to stay over at my house?”

“Ah, no, that’s not what I meant…”

“In, in that case, I have to call back ho that if Akihisa-kun’s willing to talk about ‘is’ with him, it will be troublesome when he’s drunk…”

His I couldn’t even understand What is do I want to say to Himeji-san’s dad—

“Is it about the transfer? I’ll go convince him then!”

Are tataet some normal tables and chairs…

“Are you talking about changing of faith? Isn’t Akihisa-kun a Buddhist?”[2]

“Hoh? What is that about?”

“No, well, it’s about how our faions…”

“???”

What the heck? It sounds like both of us aren’t on the sae here

“Hi pattern is really similar to Akihisa’s”

“Yeah, this is what itthe color of one’s company”

“…Way too similar”

My three bad friends stared at

On a side note, there are some terms Minami doesn’t understand, so she has a pile of question marks above her head now

“Speaking of which, I’ve been wondering about it since thisWhy do you want to co happen at your house?”

“Ah…well, actually…”

“Don’t try and lie to me”

“I suddenly thought that I need to study—ack, that’s too fast! I didn’t even say anything yet!”

It’s true that that was a lie though

“Oh well This will i battle, so it’s not like I can’t teach you”

“Eh? Really?”

“But we’re going to your house It’ll be easier to deal with things there”

After saying that, Yuuji even looked aside and muttered “because such a mother is in my house…”

That kind of mother? I’ve never met Yuuji’s mother before What kind of mother is she?

“Eh? My house’s not convenient! It’s a little, well, inconvenient today!”

“Your house is inconvenient today? What’s wrong?”

“A, ah, well, actually, so to come over to decorate my house”

“Stop lying We were supposed to go to your house to play that boxing game How is it possible that any workers will be here!”

“No, I accidentally lost my key”

“Your house is an apartment Just call the caretaker to open it for you”

“No, actually, ht fire!”

“A fire happened and you have the heart to prepare a bento and even iron your clothes thoroughly? How stupid can you get?”

“Ah—erm, actually, what other…!”

“Time to buck up Your lies are really so bad that I can read through them”

“Gu…”

I really thought a lot about this, but I just couldn’t think of a reason not to go home This is bad

Can’t be helped In that case, I’ll just go back hoainst my sister…

“I got it I’ll just go home then…”

I carried ot up from my seat But just when I was about to turn around and leave, Hideyoshi+ grabbed my shoulder

“Wait a sec, Akihisa Is there so here?”

“Uehh!? No, there’s nothing!”

“I don’t knohat’s going on, but if there’s a secret this idiot wants to hide no ”

Yuuji smirked as his eyes narrowed

“Alright, let’s go check it out!”

“Wa, wait a sec, Yuuji! What are you saying?”

“Yeah Maybe we can see a completely different side to Aki”

“I’m interested too”

“…Time to search the house”

“Since club activities are suspended during the exa too”

THIS IS BAD! WHY IS THE SITUATION BECOMING MORE AND MORE DISADVANTAGEOUS TO ME!!?

“No! You can’t go to my house today! Erm, my house is messy now!”

“Erm, if it’s messy, I can help you clean it up You can’t concentrate if it’s messy”

As, as expected of Hiel…!

But if this keeps up, Himeji-san will come over to my house and meet that ridiculously weird sister of ht! I’ll just irls won’t want to touch!

“But theabout is the 2000+ ero books I have at home!”

“…Leave it to me (thumbs up)”

“da Muttsurini’s interest!? This is way different from my initial prediction!”

“Alright Since everyone has a coo over to Akihisa’ house!”

“““Ossu!!”””

“NO~!!!!”

I tried my best to resist, but in the end, I isted on the neck and dragged back home with everyone Wha, what should I do now…

“What can it be?”

“Akihisa’s different fro he would nor what he has at home”

“…I don’t hide anything”

“Muttsurini, are you interested in girls’ underwear?”

“…How could I”

“I’d say, Muttsurini, you’re so used to lying that you could do it without blinking”

“…(Shakes head furiously)!”

On the way ho away happily as they walked

“But what could it be? So that Akihisa-kun wants to hide no matter what…”

“That’s right There’s the huge co the study ca ero-books”

“Yeah…Akihisa would actually bring his own bento and even iron his clothes properly I’d guess…”

“Maybe he got a girlfriend?”

“““…!?”””

But Yuuji’s careless words caused everyone present to widen their eyes

“A, Aki! What’s going on!? Explain clearly!”

“M, iving s, but I don’t knohether I should be relieved or jealous here…”

“…Traitor!”

“I, I didn’t even say anything!”

Isn’t everyone’s iination way too creative?

“Everyone, don’t worry How could Akihisa-kun be dating a girl and hiding it from us? I believe Akihisa-kun”

Ast the voices of the 4 people, Himeji-san was the only one who kept her calm As expected of Himeji-san, she’s really different from the rest

“Right, Akihisa-kun? You aren’t ‘hiding soht?”

Really, she’s different from the rest—Himeji-san’s smile looks really creepy here

As we continued to argue, our gang arrived in front of the building where I lived in

“Oh well, the truth will be out once we enter the house Oi, Akihisa, take out the key”

“I don’t want to”

I still tried to resist

“Akihisa, do you want to try the pain of wearing just a Y-shi+rt?”

“Eh? Wait a sec! Didn’t you leave out lots of parts in the middle!?”

“…I want to see Akihisa looking up with tears in his eyes”

“Muttsurini! You’re even designating what the action will be!? Are you trying to sell it!? Make a cushi+on out of it!? The twin-sided cushi+on has Hideyoshi+ on the other side, right!?”

“Why did you get even me involved?”

“Tsuchiya-kun, if possible, I hope that the top two buttons of the shi+rt are opened…”

“EVEN HIMEJI-SAN’S BEEN WEIRD RECENTLY! I GOT IT! I’LL OPEN! I’LL OPEN IT!”

“…buttons?”

“THE DOOR!!”

Since it came to this, it’s useless to resist no matter what In that case, I can only pray silently and hope nee-san’s out…

I secretly prayed to all the Gods in the world and opened the door leading to my house

“Don’t tell irlfriend…”

“I feel really nervous…”

“Don’t worry, it’s definitely not so like that…”

Just when everyone sed their saliva and watched me, I opened the door to the corridor

Nee-san would norone! Great! She went out!

If nee-san’s not around, I have nothing to worry about I’ll just let them look around the house and immediately send them out

“Alright, everyone, come into the house then”

I called everyone in and opened the door leading to the living room

The moment I opened the door, what entered my eyes was—

“““…”””

The thing hanging inside the room—was a type of woman’s underwear called a brassiere

“WHY IS THERE EVIDENCE I CAN’T HIDE NO MATTER WHAT!!”

THAT THING SHOULD BE HUNG INSIDE THE BATHROOM! THAT IDIOT SISTER OF MINE!!

I frantically ran over and threw the washed bra into another room Did they see it? Did they all see it?

I slowly turned around to check everyone’s response,

“…Well, there’s no evidence that’s more decisive than that”

“I, I feel the same here…”

“…I’m so jealous that I want to kill you!”

Minami and the rest said their response

“Eh, ermm, that’s…”

damn it…! I can’t even try to mislead them here…!!!

In the ive an excuse

In the meantime, Himeji-san was the only one who remained calm and she smiled and walked over to me

“Akihisa-kun, how could you do this?”

“Eh? What?”

“That bra isn’t Akihisa-kun’s size, right?”

“““ISN’T SHE IN SELF-DENIAL HERE!?”””

Eh! Hiirl’s bra? In a certain sense, this is so my sister’s existence discovered!

“Himeji-san, that’s not mine!”

“Arre? That’s—”

Even with such a huge , I tried aze had alreadyroom What is it this time? Ah, that’s the cotton pad nee-san uses for cosmetics—

“That’s fishcake, right?”

“““Fishcake!?”””

As, as expected of Himeji-san! She actually saw the cotton pad as fishcake; she’s living in a completely different di what Hi table will have

Just when I saw those randos, Himeji-san looked afar What she saw on the table—wasn’t that a healthy bento women like most!?

“Hi, Himeji-san…? What…? What’s weird about that bento?”

“Sob sob…”

“UEEHH!? Why are you crying out of a sudden?”

“I can’t deny it any further…”

“HOLD ON A SEC! WHY IS IT THAT A BRA AND COSMETICS CAN BE PassED OFF BUT A BENTO IS IMMEDIATELY OUT!?”

Don’t tell me a healthy bento women like is a more serious evidence than a bra and cosmetics?

“Haa…since it’s come to this, it can’t be helped…I’ll be honest here My sister just came back home…”

Since so , so I have to say the truth It’ll be extres and cause the fetish

After hearing my confession, everyone finally showed a relieved look

“Tha, that’s right How could Aki have a girlfriend”

“…We’re thinking too much”

“Even I feel relieved”

Everyone put their hand on their chests and heaved a sigh of relief

Even though it’s a little late, I’ why they wouldn’t think that it was nee-san instead of a girlfriend? Did they already have some sort of idea?

“I see So Akihisa-kun’s nee-san careat…”

That’s not good to me at all

“Well, since things are like that, I made my own bento and ironed my clothes nearly Do you understand now?”

Alright, now that I explained things here, please leave I have to make these troublesome people leave before there’s any doubts

“Wait, Akihisa”

Ack! The

“Is, is there so, Yuuji?”

“We knew that you have a sister But why aren’t you willing to stay at home with your sister here?”

“Ah, that’s right”

“Even I feel that it’s weird here”

“…(Nods head)”

“Does Akihisa-kun still have so else he wants to hide from us?”

Yuuji’s doubt caused everyone present to feel suspicious

Gu…! If I had known that things will end up like this, I shouldn’t have told Yuuji about staying overnight and should have just come home…

“Akihisa, it will be easier for you if you just say the truth, right?”

Yuuji reached his hand out and patted me on the shoulder Yes, actually, I’m already prepared…

“Actually…my sister here, well…she’s a really weird person… or rather, lacks cos will happen, and I’ll be deducted a lot of points for whatever strange reason, so I don’t want to go home…”

“To, to think that even Aki would say that she lacks common sense How serious can that be?”

“Muu…even, if it’s scary, even I’ here”

“…Have to meet her no matter what”

“Yeah, I want to meet Akihisa-kun’s sister for once”

So it became like this…this is aline

Just when I was thinking that everyone here was interested in seeing nee-san,

“Ah~ what the heck, I say, your interest in other people’s family affairs is way too weak Even other people have sisters or ‘mothers’ that they don’t want others to meet”

That’s rare! It’s rare that Yuuji would actually say so here?

“Yu, Yuuji…! Thanks—”

GACHANK!

At thisopened could be heard

“Arre…? You ca, Aki-kun?”

……Eh? What’s with this ti a comedy here!?”

“UWAAAAHHH!! SH, SHE’S BACK! EVERYONE, FIND A PLACE TO HIDE—”

“Is it Akihisa-kun’s sister…? I’m really nervous here…”

“Ca, can I actually say hello to Aki’s sister…”

“NOT GOOD! YOU PEOPLE JUST WANT TO SEE HER!!”

Just as everyone focused on the living room door to see nee-san appear, I could only continue to look up to the heavens and pray

Since things ended up like this, I have only one last hope left Nee-san! I won’t dereet everyone properly…! So at least, just for once, be in normal clothes…!

The tense moment went by immediately, and the door finally opened

“Oh uest? Welcome Our house is a little small, but I hope that you can treat it as your own house Please don’t feel restrained”

Nee-san, who said such a nor, was dressed in ¾ pants and a collared short-sleeved shi+rt with a vest on That’s a noret-up if there was one

“““So, sorry to bother you…”””

The appearance of the ever-nor nee-san with a normal attire, demeanor and common sense caused Yuuji and the rest to look completely stumped

“Sorry for not introducingto be friends with this stupid and useless brother of mine”

She even bowed after saying that Tha, that’s too perfect! She looks just like a normal sister no matter how I see it! In that caseI should be able to fool theht?

“Ahh, hello I’m Sakamoto Yuuji, Akihisa’s classmate”

Having recovered, Yuuji hurriedly lowered his head and greeted nee-san

“…I’m Tsuchiya Kouta”

Muttsurini spoke up next

“hello, Yuuji-kun, Kouta-kun”

Nee-san smiled back at them

Ahh…such a wonderful scene here…

Just when I was touched by this rare peaceful htly and whispered,

“Oi, Akihisa, your sister looks rather noret? Instead of me, instead of me…”

“Ahaha…she, she’s norh, hurry up and leave!”

Just when I whispered to Yuuji, the other classht now, it seems like it’s Hideyoshi+’s turn

“I’m called Kinoshi+ta Hideyoshi+ Please take care ofirl—”

“Ehh You’re a boy, aren’t you? Hideyoshi+-kun Welcome to my house”

“!”

On hearing those words, Hideyoshi+ couldn’t help but look completely shocked as he looked up at nee-san

“You, you’re the first one to actually be able to tell that I’uy…!”

I don’t knohat’s going on, but Hideyoshi+ just looked really moved

“Of course I can tell That’s because,”

Nee-san smiled as she said,

“That’s because it’s ily and useless brother of mine to have female friends”

What’s with that firm belief that really sickens me!

Just when I ondering how to snark back at her, nee-san’s stare moved to Himeji-san and Minami,

“So these two are guys, right?”

She made such a conclusion

“WA, WAIT A SEC, NEE-SAN! HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH A RUDE THING TO PEOPLE YOU’RE MEETING FOR THE FIRST TIME! THE THREE OF THEM ARE GIRLS!”

“Akihisa! I’ht?”

How little couys…

After shouting that out, nee-san seemed to have a reaction to my words and slowly turned around to look at me

“…‘Girls’, you say? Has Aki-kun been bringing girls back home?”

GUAAHH!! Da, dairls back home!

Nee-san already thinks that holding hands is illicit sexual relationshi+ps She’s definitely fuood reason!

“We, well, nee-san, listen to me! There’s a lot of reasons—”

“…Really? Girls? Sorry for saying such insensitive things”

“In facteh? That’s weird?”

While ignoring me as I tried to explain, nee-san honestly lowered her head at Hi intent at all Is nee-san really not angry here?”

“What’s wrong, Aki-kun?’

“Ah, no…it’s just that I’ry, nee-san…”

“? What are you saying? Why would nee-san be angry at you?”

Nee-san looked really calry at all

Wha, what, aht It’s just that so is norry

Just when I put h of relief, nee-san suddenly smiled and said to me,

“Oh yes, Aki-kun”

“Nn? What is it?”

“There’re a lot of guests here today, so the doctor game Aki-kun likes to play will have to be delayed till toht?”

Ahhh I see…this person’s really trying to drive rave…

“NE, NEE-SAN, WHAT NONSENSE ARE YOU SAYING! YOU’RE SAYING IT AS IF MY HABIT IS TO PLAY DOCTOR WITH YOU EVERY DAY…CAN YOU STOP SAYING SUCH MISLEADING THINGS! I HAVE NO INTENTION OF PLAYING THAT KIND OF GAMES WITH NEE-SAN!”

damn IT! SHE’S DEFINITELY ANGRY NOW! COULDN’T SHE JUST EXERT VIOLENCE ON ME!? WHY MUST SHE TORTURE ME IN SUCH A CRUEL MANNER!? THIS PERSON HERE IS REALLY TOO MUCH!

“A, Akihisa-kun…playing doctor with your own sister…”

“Aki…it’s against the law to do this with your blood-related sister…”

FUUOOOHHH!! SEE, THEY’RE MISTAKEN HERE!!

“NEE-SAN! SCOLD ME LATER AS LONG AS YOU WANT, JUST CORRECT THOSE WORDS!”

“Aki-kun, what are you panicking about? Oh yes Do you knohere’s the nurse uniforave you yesterday?”

“DON’T ASK ME SUCH A THING AT THIS MOMENT!”

damn IRRITATING! THIS PERSON’S damn IRRITATING! IF I HAD KNOWN THAT THINGS WOULD END UP LIKE THIS, I SHOULD HAVE JUST CAMPED OUTSIDE!

“Also, I’ to deduct you another 150 points under the crime of illicit sexual relationshi+ps”

“150? 150’S TOO MUCH! I DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING YET!”

“…‘Didn’t even do anything yet’? …I’ll deduct another 200 points”

“FUWAAAAHHHH!!!! NEE-SAN’S ONE HUGE IDIOT!”

200 POINTS! WHY DID IT JUST END UP IN A STATE WHERE I CAN’T RECOVER NO MATTER WHETHER I WANT TO!

“…Sorry Akihisa, I’ to take back those words I just said”

“Un…thanks Yuuji…this, this is the first time I actually feel healed by Yuuji ever since I was born…”

I wasn’t able to prepare myself mentally in time because of my sister’s attire and demeanor I’M BASICALLY GAMBLING WITH MY LIFE FOR ACTUALLY DARING TO BE CARELESS IN FRONT OF THIS PERSON!

“Sorry for being off-topic Can I ask you for your names?”

“Ah, yes, sorry for not introducing myself I’m Himeji Mizuki, Akihisa-kun’s classmate”

“I’m shi+mada Minami, and—”

Minalanced at me as she spoke halfway,

“—I’m friends with Aki”

Mu Minami just looked like she wanted to say that we aren’t friends Was she planning to use the introduction shesandbag?

“So it’s Mizuki-san and Minami-san Nice to meet you for the first time”

Nee-san kept her shout It’s because she showed herself to be so normal in such situations that people onder how real those weird things she said were Really, she’s a sister that really worries me…