Vol 5 Chapter 2 (1/2)
The Second Question
Please answer the following English sentence into proper japanese
“Die Musik gefällt Leuten und bereichert auch den Verstand”
shi+mada Minami’s answer:
“Music can make people happy and enrich the soul This should be Gerlish”
Sakamoto Yuuji’s answer:
“The question’s in Gerlish I can’t answer that”
Teacher’s comment:
I’ up the question shi+mada-san’s translation into japanese is correct, but this is honestly sensei’s mistake Thus, sensei decided to awardthose who didn’t write the answer—
Tsuchiya Kouta’s answer:
“ <-invisible>
Yoshi+ Akihisa’s answer:
“ <-only idiots=”” can’t=”” see=”” the=””>
Teacher’s comment:
—I really wanted to give the et any marks in this question
“Can I stay at your house? Tonight, I don't reallyfeel like going home”
As I head towards, school, I sent the mail to Yuuji Yuuji was supposed to coae the plan
It’s normal to try and make sure other people don’t find out about my sister here when she’s so weird More io back to that house I should be able to get back my deducted marks before the end-of-term exams But if I continue to stay at home, maybe she will even deduct points from me for other reasons So I have to ask Yuuji to let me stay at his house for a few days noalone
After checking that the mail was sent, I put the phone back into my pocket
Just when I was casually walking up the slope leading to a school, a surprised voice called me from behind
“Nm? Isn’t this Akihisa?”
“Ah, , Hideyoshi+”
“Morning”
Trotting over beside me wasa irl like what everyone can see here He calls hiuy, but I heard that the school tailored a female uniform for him
At thisat ?
“? What’s wrong, Hideyoshi+? Why are you staring at my face?”
“No, well…Akihisa, I think you look different somewhat?”
“Ueh? Are, aren’t you thinking too ed here, you know?”
I averted aze and didn’t dare to look at Hideyoshi+’s stare Was I found out too quickly? But I have to hide the fact that I have a super ridiculous sister even if I have to lie to Hideyoshi+!
“I say, I’et soood breakfast?”
Sha, sharp…!
Hideyoshi+’s right I’, and of course, it’s because I ate breakfast
While under nee-san’s supervision, I have to pretend that I’ular life Because of that, I had to eat breakfast I had to sell h money so that I can live my own life of freedoular lifestyle
“Kind, kinda…even I would occasionally have breakfast anyway”
I couldn’t find any excuse for now, and could only try to end the topic
“And your shi+rt and pants look like they were ironed”
“Tha, that’s because, it’s the start of the week It’s nothing much anyway”
“…Very suspicious”
“I, it’s really nothing!”
There’s a height difference between us, so Hideyoshi+’s looking up ateyes that see, and couldn’t help but turn around to avoid Hideyoshi+’s stare
Hideyoshi+ darted in front of me and continued to stare at my eyes
“I told you there’s nothing, right?”
I then turned to look in the other direction
“In that case, it should be alright if you at least talk to ht?”
Hideyoshi+ followed me
“What disgusting thing are you doing so early in the ?”
“Yoshi+-kun, that seht I feel that you two have to keep some distance between each other”
My battle against Hideyoshi+ was noticed by the upperclassman, one of the Toko-Natsu pair (Tsunemura Yuusaku) and 2-A’s Kubo Toshi+mitsu, ranked second in our year
“That’s not it I didn’t say anything passionate to Akihisa Besides, including you two, aren’t everyone here guys…”
At that moment, Hideyoshi+’s attention was diverted
“Sorry Hideyoshi+! I’ll go ahead first”
It’s an opportunity I can’t afford to lose I immediately left Hideyoshi+ and ran to the school
“Ugh, da to run away!?”
Hideyoshi+ didn’t ht continue to ask e reach the classrooood reason…
I panted and ran up the slope right in front of the school gate, entered the campus, put on my overshoes, and darted towards the 2-F classroom
“Morning—oi Yuuji? What’s with you? Why are you in gym pants instead of the normal pants?
As I entered the classroom, I sawon the cushi+on in a strange get-up
“damned Akihisa! It’s all your fault that I ended up in a super Cool Biz attire on my lower half when I came to school! Repay me with your death, you bastard!!”
“EEHH? What are you going all crazy about? What’s going on!?”
“Shut up! Die! Give me your uniform!”
I couldn’t understand what he was saying What’s with Yuuji this —
“Oi, did you hear about Sakamoto?”
“Ahh, I heard he came to school with only a Y-shi+rt”
“Really, got to hand it to hi, but that was really scary…”
My class could be head
“…”
“…”
What should I say now?
“Yuuji…I’ bad happened to you…”
“That, that’s not it! I wasn’t wearing it willing! Also, Imy boxers!”
“Un un That’s right It’s because soic happened that caused Yuuji’s mental state to become like that…”
“DIDN’T I SAY THAT IT ISN’T LIKE THAT? IT’S BECAUSE SHOUKO SAW THE MAIL YOU SENT THAT MY PANTS WERE TAKEN BY HER, YOU IDIOT!!”
Yuuji looked extre about?
“Yuuji, what are you saying? Even if it’s Kirishi+ma-san, she can’t possibly ht?”
It’s still understandable if it’s a girl who sent the ry? This is really unreasonable
“No, I’ you the truth Your mail’s really obscene…”
“Obscene? What kind of mail is that?”
The one who suddenly appeared in front of me is Himeji-san, the rareboys Her cute actions and savage breasts are still very dazzling today
“That’s just a ”
“Hoho, if you really think so, read that mail loud and clearly!”
“? Whatever, I’ll read it then”
Yuuji looked like he was really concerned about that mail I took out my phone and opened my mail history
“Err to read it then—ahem!”
I cleared e I sent to Yuuji
“Can I stay at your house? Tonight, I don't reallyfeel like going home”
GARAKK!!
The moment I read it out, the classroom door was suddenly opened forcefully
“…”
Standing outside the door was my classmate, shi+mada Minami-san
“I DON’T KNOW WHAT AKI’S THINKING ANYMORE!”
“Eh? What’s wrong? Why are you retreating just as you appeared, Minami!?”
My classs and pettanko threw the bag in her hands at me for some reason and ran off
“Wha, what are you saying, Akihisa-kun!? Shouldn’t that…well…you should be saying that when you become an adult!”
Himeji-san’s words were just as ridiculous Yuuji would often come over to my house to play too Even if you ask me to be an adult first, it’s a little…
“You guys are reallylike usual…Akihisa just ran from me, and shi+mada ran off from the classroom What happened?”
Hideyoshi+ was later than me by several minutes and entered the classroom
“No, it’s nothing”
“What’s going on? You ran off in front offrom me? That, feels kinda lonely…”
Hideyoshi+ sadly lowered his eyes What the heck, it’s like there’s a sudden rush of guilt in me!
“Hideyoshi+, listen to me It’s this idiot who publicly made such a declaration that completely violates morality”
“Akihisa…I say, what obscene words are you saying in the ?”
“That, that’s not it! I won’t do that kind of thing like Muttsurini!”
“…How rude”
A somewhat dejected whisper came from behind I turned around, and found that my classmate Tsuchiya Kouta (nickna at a place where I couldn’t even detect his presence
“Morning, Muttsurini What’s going on? You look like you brought lots of baggage here today”
He was holding his school bag and a large carrier bag There’s no PE lesson today, so the bags shouldn’t contain gym clothes
“Just pillow covers”
“Pillow covers? Your bag’s really big though”
“…Not true”
Muttsurini shook his head to deny s shows that he has some secret he wants to hide…that’s too suspicious
“Sorry, Muttsurini Let me see what’s inside”
“…Ah”
I snatched one of the bags fros What’s inside the really nice and was ready to keep it for himself?
“Let me see What’s inside…hmm…?”
What I took out froround cloth with my picture on it (in sailor uniform)
“…Muttsurini…what’s this?”
“…Just an ordinary cushi+on cover”
“Just an ordinary—RIGHT! THERE’S A HUGE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PILLOW COVER AND A CUshi+ON COVER! KNOW THAT WELL! AND WHY IS IT THAT IT HAS MY PHOTO ON IT!?”
“…There’s so called a maniac in this world”
“What in the world are you saying? How could anyone want a cushi+on of me—”
KON KON!!
“Sorry, is Tsuchiya-kun around? The cushi+on cover I requested before…”
A-class’ Kubo-kun appeared
“Arre? It’s rare for you to appear here, Kubo-kun Why are you looking for Muttsurini?”
“—Nothing Just thought of so important I have to do Sorry, I’ll excuse myself”
Theaton?
“Muttsurini, do you have some business contact with Kubo-kun?”
“(Nods head)…He became my main client ever since the study camp”
“That guy’s already revealed himself completely”
Unbelievably, I seemed to have a chill up my spine whenever I see Kubo-kun nowadays
“Haa…anyway, Muttsurini, I’ to confiscate this cushi+on cover I’ll confiscate everything else and change the photo to Hideyoshi+’s…”
“Akihisa, don’t think ofa cushi+on cover of me in this chaos”
“That’s right, Akihisa-kun How can you just take other people’s things like that and modify them? …And one of them is mine…”
Really, I’ve been thinking how a poor student like Muttsurini could afford such high-priced h this
“Speaking of which, ere you talking about?”
“Well…where e?”
So s happened in quick succession that I couldn’t really re…
“We were talking about hoas forced by Akihisa to wear my trunks to school”
“Akihisa, you…”
“YUUJI! DON’T SAY SUCH MISLEADING STUFF ON PURPOSE!”
No matter how I listen to it, I feel that he left out a lot of parts that’s to be explained!
“Well, that was really a joke though…anyway, the mail Akihisa sent over was misunderstood by Shouko, which is why I ended up with such a tragic fate”
“Mail? Is it related to how Akihisa’s looking abnor?”
Hideyoshi+’s careless words made me feel that my heart was crushed and that I couldn’t breathe daot that Hideyoshi+ already realized that there’s so different about me!
“So different about Akihisa-kun? Now that you mention it, he looks chipper than usual, his uniform’s neatly ironed, and his hair isn’t messy…”
“That’s really suspicious He looks rather healthy for once, but his uniform is even neatly ironed That’s really weird”
“…This isn’t like Akihisa at all”
They actually started analyzing ood if it keeps up
“At, at least I’ll come to school neatly once in a while! Let’s not talk about that It should be tiet back to my seat before Ironman comes back! So, I’ll do that!”
I forcefully ended this topic and ran away
“““Really suspicious…”””
I ignored the piercing stares behind et ready for the lessons
“Yoshi+, go to the infirmary”
This line was said to e that I’ notes seriously?
“Really, you guys are way too rude…”
I have to get an i end-of-ters will be really bad (wouldn’t that be the case when my sister’s at home?) I had such an idea and studied more seriously than usual…you don’t have to be that amazed
I was really sad that the teachers would feel like this as I put away my textbooks and notes from the 4th period Just when I was about to have lunch, Minami suddenly came to my seat
“Aki, what happened? You weren’t nor”
Minaht that she would hate me for what happened then But if it’s like what Yuuji and the rest said, Minami reverted back to her old attitude
“Nothing happened to me It’s just that I feel that I need to work harder”
“Aki, lift your head I have to check whether you have a fever or not”
“Why is it that everyone thinks that I’m sick when I just want to study hard…”
Minami still reached her hand over as I felt really bothered Sheto touch uys way too concerned—
“Ugh, this won’t do!”
“WAH!”
As I suddenly jumped back, Minami couldn’t help but shriek
“Oi! What’s with that reaction! It’s rare enough for me to see whether you have a fever!”
“So, sorry! There’re a whole lot of reasons…”
If it were Mina this, I don’t think there’ll be toouess it would fall under the definition of ‘Illicit sexual Relationshi+ps’, right? In that case, my points may be deducted by 150 If nee-san knows about it,alone will be even more distant froht be hiding that I have to elier
“Reasons? What do you mean?”
Minaht now as she stared at me in a puzzled manner
This is bad If I explain everything to her, I won’t be able to hide the fact that e the topic
“Uu…er about this! Lunch break will soon be over!”
I hurriedly took outand put it on the table The way I changed the topicout her lunch, I guess?
This hat I expected, but,
“Eh!? Aki, you brought a self-made bento? What happened?”
Unexpectedly, this made Minami even more suspicious
“Ehh!? Akihisa-kun brought a bento?”
For so over and showed a shocked look
“Eh, you two don’t have to be so surprised…I’et nutrition once in a while”
Even though I say that, I’ll spend allexpenses
“That’s right…but today’s really different from before”
“Yeah Even if Aki would have lunch in the past, he would ht a handmade one today”
Both of them widened their eyes and stared hard at the lunch that was put on the table
This is bad I didn’t expect thes
What they said was true If I had the money to buy lunch, I would mostly buy a bento from a convenience store or a supermarket It would be more worth it money wise to buy a bento than to make one, but I didn’t do it today
“Akihisa-kun, why are you having a specially-made bento?”
Himeji-san tilted her head and asked me
The reason is si a healthy life But if I explain it to the I have to prevent no matter what What should I do…
“Don’t tell me, someone made this for you?”
Mina ready to attack
“I really made it for myself”
To ensure my personal safety, I honestly answered Minami’s question Besides, there’s no need to hide this
But the response I got was,
“Liar”
“You’re lying”
WHY IS IT THAT YOU TWO DON’T BELIEVE ME!?
“Aki can’t cook anyway I advise you to answer honestly Who made this bento for you?”
“And it looks rather good…the people around Akihisa-kun who can make such nice bentos are—”
“Is it either Sakamoto or Tsuchiya?”
I didn’t even say anything, but the topic just diverged further in a strange direction
But it doesn’t matter If they can accept it, it’s fine by uess randomly
“Oh well…just think whatever you want”
I showed a nonchalant look and shrugged my shoulders
“It’s just like e thought—Aki, have you become so filthy?”
“EH!? WAIT A SEC! MINAMI, WHAT KIND OF UNBEARABLE IMAGINATION ARE YOU HAVING!? AND WHY IS HIMEJI-SAN’S FACE ALL RED NOW!?”
What does sheabout it, but I just feel that if I hear the answer straight from her mouth, I will be so stunned that I won’t be able to pick myself up
“Speaking of which, Aki even sent a ht”
“In that case, that means, Akihisa-kun and Sakamoto-kun are really…”
Really? What are you trying to say?
“…So Yuuji’s really having an affair with Yoshi+”
Heh? Affair? What topic are we at now?
“Ugh Kirishi+ma-san!? When did you appear?”
“…Only just”
This pretty and cool girl with such a quiet temperament is the class rep of A class and the valedictorian, Kirishi+reat at both studies and athletics, and her appearance and fa is that she was only fond of Yuuji, and that’s really a waste
“Kirishi+ for Sakamoto-kun?”
Himeji-san asked Kirishi+ma-san
“(Nods head)…I want to return Yuuji his pants”
Hanging from her hand was the pants of the familiar male unifor because his pants were taken by Kirishi+ma-san
It looked like she deliberately caht now, it looks like Kirishi+ intent and doesn’t looks at peace like how she should be when returning the pants
“Hn? Shouko? I got it So you finally found your conscience and decided to return me my pants”
A familiar voice came from nearby
As I looked over at where the voice ca at the pants in Kirishi+ma-san’s hand as he walked over
“…Those who have affairs should be punished”
That was an icy cold mutter that will almost freeze my spine This is bad, Yuuji! Hurry up and run away…!
Yuuji was already standing in front of Kirishi+ while I deliberately hushed myself down
“Really, now I can wearme my pants, Shouko?”
“…Yuuji”
“What?”
“…I don’t want to do so cruel to Yuuji”
“You don’t want to do so cruel to ood that you have such an intention”