Vol 4 Chapter 2 (1/2)
The Second Question
Please answer the question below:
”Please write the full name of the person who discovered the American continent in AD1492”
Himeji Mizuki's answer:
”Kurisutofaa Koronbusu (Christopher Columbus)”
Teacher's comment:
”Correct He is a fa of Coluly, his first name is not known to many This was supposed to be a trick question, but it seems like this does not concern Himeji-san at all Well done”
shi+mizu Miharu's answer:
”Koron Busu (Colum Bus)”
Teacher's comment:
”Don't understand theof 'full name'? 'Columbus' alone is his family name, and 'Colum Bus' does not make it a full name Please remember that”
shi+mada Minami's answer:
”Busu (Ugly Woman)”
Teacher's comment:
”What a thing to do to a historic noble person”
What is this This strange atmosphere
The classroom was filled with an unprecedented silence It seemed so unreal for the usually noisy F class
My classle line of idle talk The writing sound of Sensei’s chalk on the blackboard reverberated
“hn?”
Abruptly, I felt someone’s eyes on me and turned around
As I did that, there was a person who seelance and she frantically lowered her face
--- Minami
What, what’s that Could she have been looking in my direction all this while? Doesn’t that seem like the behavior of a person towards someone she likes
As I considered that, a ‘don’, ‘don’, throbbing began escalating to a rapid rate
Uah So e That kiss, could it be that Minami, towards me? But, up till now, I’ve only been beaten severely by her; it didn’t seem like an element of love
“Now, Sugawa-kun What chemical is needed to yield 3 mole of ammonia?”
“Pour hydrochloric acid into Yoshi+’s eyes”
“Wrong Well then, Asakura-kun”
“Pour hydrochloric acid into Yoshi+’s nose”
“It’splace Well then, Udou-kun”
“Pour hydrochloric acid into both Yoshi+’s eyes and nose”
””That’s it!””
“That’s not it And when you’re answering, don’t look in the direction of Yoshi+-kun, but look in the direction of Sensei here”
With that kind of atnal the end of the first period
“Eh, that’s all for today”
Sensei let out a large sigh and left the classroom
“That damn Yoshi+ had made eye contact with shi+mada!”
“That da for shi+mada!”
“bastard! Following Himeji and Kinoshi+ta, if he were to have shi+mada as well, then doesn’t that mean that the only hope of this class is no one else but Aki-chan!”
As the killing gazes shother way to my seat
Swing, swing, like the tail of a horse, approaching me,
”Mi, Minami?”
”Aki Good, good ”
Greeted Minami with her eyes downcast
”Uhn, good ”
For some reason, I couldn't look at her as well There were ht in the eye when she was seething with anger, but this occasion was a first
”Erm, you know, Aki I have two requests, will you hear them?”
”Request? What is it, I wonder?”
Without looking at each other, our conversation continued
”Er the first one, I would like to use the same chabudai as you”
”Huh? Chabudai?”
”Yeah Last week, because of various things that happened with Miharu, my chabudai has become a little difficult to use”
On hearing that, I took a look at Minahed up The tabletop was full of scratches and one of the legs were broken I didn't think anything could be more difficult to use than that
”Aki Is it ok?”
”Erm, yeah I don't mind”
”I see Thanks”
She broke into a s into bloom,
”Then, I' do”
Minami took a seat beside me
Right While I don't really mind
””
”Wh-what's wrong Aki Why are you keeping quiet?”
”No Er”
Was that ination Isn't she a little too close?
”And, you know, Aki About my second request if you don't ether today?”
The second request was an invitation to lunch Up till now, everything see different
”Ero to the place where I drink water”
Even though I was , I was abnormally nervous somehow
”No Not that, since I've made Aki's portion as well”
Just as Mina she was holding,
”Onee-sa so close to that pig-head!?”
A strained voice, which sounded close to a shriek, rang out in the classroom suddenly
”Mi-Miharu!? Did you come to interfere with me!?”
”Of course! How can I keep quiet after seeing that pig-head stick so close to you!”
The girl as glowering atwas shi+mizu Miharu-san froh for souys and is carrying a torch for Minami
”I-It can't be helped for us to stick close together right!? Since there's no substitute chabudai, and it's a little sether”
It would be spacious if she had sat opposite me, but, in order to pay attention to the lessons, she would have to sit beside ether, was so that couldn't be helped
”Onee-sama If that's the case, you could have sat beside Hi-head!”
”Th-That's Because it's not good for ht? And by the same point, at any rate, even if I don't become a bother to Aki's studies, his results will still be bad”
”Mina bad about h”
But yet, it felt kind of soothing for some reason How used was I to such verbal abuse, I wonder
”Erm, Minami-chan I don't think of you as a bother, so please cos I'd like to talk to you about”
Hie, called out to Minaht mode was finally over
”I'h But, Mizuki, since you're kind, you'll probably bear with it even if I prove to be a bother right?”
”N-No Really, you won't be a bother”
”That's right Onee-sae your seat, and let's eat your handht of you yesterday buying ingredients for a hand and came with a totally empty stomach!”
”But, I made this for Aki”
”The fried food seasoned with handmade Tare-sauce that Onee-sa to prepare, the haant minced meat, and the potato salad made fro about that makes me, makes me!”
”Wait a second Miharu! How did you know all that!?”
”And a heart-shaped pattern on the rice!?”
”Miharu ---!?”
Minareatly embarrassed
”Erh I've been patient with you till now, I'o on any further Because ---”
With a red face, Minami announced it clearly to shi+mizu-san
”--- because I' out with Aki”
”Tatami reversal!”
Shukkakakaka
Nu towards me, who had erected a tataerous If this classroom uses a wooden floor, I would have lost my life
”””--- tch”””
Flicking tongues could be heard throughout the classroo a count of the razors on the tatae Nor just one razor to school should be h
”O-Onee-saht?”
shi+rief-stricken Minami quietly turned her head to the side and replied
”I' It's true”
”Th-Then, Onee-saht was a hallucination real?”
Mina for an instant, and then,
” yeah”
She nodded slightly
I see That was indeed neither a dream nor a hallucination
”So, Miharu From now on”
” things such as men”
”As much as possible, continue to be friends with me”
” it's because of things like men, that Onee-sama”
shi+
”Miharu, are you listening?”
”It's because of things like men, that Onee-sama has been led astray!”
I forward And the target of her aim was --- me!?
”I shall exter-head! And I shall become the Yoshi+ Akihisa number two and tie the knot with Onee-sama!”
”Wa-wait aconfused!? I think it's a little difficult to elih!?”
Before that, a out with Minami!?
”After eli you with utmost care in order not to inflict a wound onto your body, I shall carve your skin out and wear them to become Yoshi+ Akihisa!”
”That's da that!”
”It'll be fine! The raccoon dogs from the old stories of japan did that too!”
”Besides, the original story is surprisingly cute!”
Theshi+h I frantically tried to escape, it was a ht
There was only one person who could deal with these movements
”Save me, Muttsuliini! Stop shi+mizu-san!”
The ninja of the modern society, Tsuchiya Kouta, aka Muttsuliini, would be able to keep up with such movements I shall leave this to you, Muttsulini!
” right now, I' eraser residue to make a kneaded eraser”
(Kneaded Eraser) > (Life of a Friend)
My life see
”da tothis chance to peek under the skirt of the bustling shi+mizu-san”
”!! (dang dang)”
While adopting a pose of denial, his eyes didn't flinch away Isn't his nickname Mr Stylish?
”Men can just disappear from this world! What Onee-sama needs is me!”
”Wait shi+mizu-san! Don't you also have a father? Don't say sad things like 'men can disappear from this world'!”
”That man should disappear before any others!”
The thought of a berserker fleeted across my mind
What should I do now I can't find a counter argument
”Er, er happen?”
” I don't want to remember”
shi+ repulsive What's that, I wonder Was she forced into the bath with him, I wonder
”Anyway, I -head! And I shall hter shall take a character from Onee-sama's 'Minami' and be named 'Mirai'[1]!”
”Wait a ive birth to a boy!”
”If it's a boy, then 'Nah!”
”That's too much!”
”The two of you! Before that, realize that there's no way Miharu and I can have a child duh!”
But even so, the fact that she could still take a character from Minami's name was praiseworthy As expected of a D-classat all
”Now, I'll give you five seconds Say your prayers to God”
”Ku!”
shi+mizu-san approached slowly Is this the end?
Slide
”Alright, class is starting Today, Endou-sensei is out because of some other ain Class is starting so get back to your own classroom”
The door opened at the right ti, and Ironhed
Again, for Iron our suspension last week
”To-today is different from last week It's a matter of utmost importance! Nishi+mura-sensei, please overlook this for once!”
”A matter of utmost importance? What would that be? Don't telllike last week's I want to attend lessons with Onee-sama in the classroom where the obstructions are not around huh?”
What a simple-minded fella she is
”Noo! Theall the men in this classroom ---”
”From noard, you're banned from this classroom”
Bam
Ironman drove shi+mizu-san out of the classroom and slammed the door shut
”O-Onee-sa to say to you! At the very least, sit away fro-head and protect your chasti ---”
Bang Bang Bang, shi+mizu-san knocked on the door loudly
”shi+mizu Recently, your actions have been toosession so much?”
Abruptly, the knocking sounds stopped
Iron Even ular at that hellish session have yet to become used to it Not to mention for a person who lacks the necessary resistance, there's no place that can be more scary than that
”Onee-saetting close to the pig-head, I won't be just keeping quiet about it !”
After peering through theand glaring atinappropriate and without further aggression, she put our classroom behind her
”Now, everyone take your seats Turn to page 86 of your textbook Today's lessons ---”
Without any other eventful thing happening, the lesson started It seeilate the exam of another class Because of that, the fact that Iron that could have happened
” --- 'I wish I were a bird' This is a special use of past tense to express subjunctive mood ---”
That being said, it was a fact that I was saved thanks to Ironman's arrival After what he said, I doubt that shi+ to this classroom anytime soon
” --- In other words, if we translate it directly to japanese, it becomes 'I wish I were a bird' --- ”
However, I can't iive up on Minami so easily No, before that, she hasout ---
Brush
”Hya!”
A breath was squeezed out ofbrush across the back of hts
(Ah, sorry Aki)
Minaized softly as she held down her hair with her hand So that was Minami's hair huh
(Er, well, don't worry about it)
My hand went to the back ofticklish So this is what it irls often talk about how undesirably ticklish the neck can get with hair which has been grown to a half-ass length Indeed, this ht be quite unbearable ---
Brush
”Hya!”
It ca at me playfully with her hair in one hand
(Aki, I say, your 'Hya!' sounds weird)
That was on purpose huh Ku! Don't make fun of me!
If she did it on purpose, then there's no way I will take it down lying I will teach her that she's not the only person sitting at a range where she could carry out her attacks
Even though I said that, my hair is short so I couldn't do the sa that resembles a brush, I wonder what can I use?
I only pondered for a few seconds Quite readily, I re I had placed insideit out before, so it should probably be still there
I ru I wanted
( Aki, what are you doing?)
(I'e on you With this, I'd be able to do the same to you ---)
Brush
”Hya!”
This was the third time
(N-not fair, Minami! It should be my turn to attack this time! Don't interfere!)
(It's only obvious that I'd interfere if you're preparing soht!? Isn't it full of ink!)
My hand got pressed down by Minaraphy brush in my hand My means of attack!
(damn! If that's the case, I'd have to use your hair!)
(Wa-wait a minute!?)
I stretchedonto ht space between us meant that she wouldn't be able to resist
Before long, Minaht With this, I can strike back with full force, with full force ---
( A-Aki? What's wrong?)
As a result of the sudden stop in my movements, Minami peered at me doubtfully
(No, erm)
I said in a faltering tone involuntarily
Soe This isn't the hair that I know of The hair I know of, that is my own hair, doesn't feel so nice to touch; it doesn't have such a nice smell; and needless to say, it doesn't n to uess From its appearance, it looks just like normal hair si is not hair Which means, this is ---
(I see It's a wig)
(What the heck are you talking about!?)
In order to not cause an unexpected incident as a result of over-pulling it, I let go of my hand Even Minami has her own problems huh
(Heyyy! Don't let go of your hand and leave such an incrediblealone! Touch it properly and ascertain it yourself!)
Minami reached to the back of her head and whish, she pulled out so that, her bundled up soft hair spread out in the air As the flowing hair received the rays of the sun, like elegant silk, they were dazzling like silverware and jewelry
(This is the well groomed hair that I' it a wig! Touch it and ascertain it yourself!)
Minami handed me a bunch of her hair that had been released from her hair rubberband
But, I didn't touch it to ascertain it
(Sorry, Minami I misunderstood)
(? That's suspicious Do you really get it?)
Minaot it Because,
(Of course Even if it's )
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(This, what?)
(Th-that is, this, beautiful)
( huh?)
That's right Even if it'sfor an ienuinely made article ---
”””We can't take this anymore --- !!”””
At that ry roar was heard in the classroom
As I looked up frantically, I sawme with their razors raised What in the world!?
”We've been watching you for a while, you dare flirt openly to show off!”
”We'll kill you Seriously Most definitely We'll kill even your soul”
” to touch Onee-saht pieces, I can't forgive you!”
”Reinforce the exit! Let's kill him here!
Everyone started going into throwing ether That! If my tatami reversal is breached ---
”All hands, after throwing your razors, with lightning speed, strike hiuys don't hit Onee-sama in the process!”
”””Roger”””
dathe finishi+ng bloith an overwhel number of chabudai Faced with attacks from every direction, there's nowhere I can run bastard, as expected of shi+---
A stinging, unco
”Onee-saerous to stay with that pig-head!”
”shi+et there!? And why is everyone listening to shi+ your chabudai!? You should treasure your classmate!”
”Miharu, you still haven't given up on s difficult for the both of us though”
”Onee-sa-head! The only person who truly cares about you is me---”
”You all! We're in the middle of a lesson you know!!”
At last, Ironuments
The classroom fell silent all of a sudden The bellow of Ironman was extraordinary
”shi+mizu What happened to your lesson?”
”Th-this is not the time for that! Onee-sama”
”shi+mizu”