Chapter 216: Put A Fork In It (1) : Drunk (2/2)
”We call for it”
”You know the Netch's name?”
” No!”
Jon and Wulfur paused to think for a while
”Found it!” Jon came up with an idea
”I will say Marco, and when the netch hears us, it will say Polo”
” Why would the netch say that?”
”Because we are looking for it If so you Marco you should say Polo, it's a common sense, bro”
Wulfur didn't seeic
”Have it your way”
”Fine… Marco!”
And nothing replied Wulfur looked at Jon expecting a new idea
”Marco!”
Rumble Rumble
””Oh!””
Jon and Wulfur looked at each other with two idiotic smiles
”Call for it with me”
”Fine… Marco!”
”Marco!”
Rumble Ru… but it is not exactly saying 'Polo'”
”Don't mind it noe found that sliain?”
”That way, I guess”
Jon pointed to the south towards the sea
”Will i louder, call for it again”
”Marco!”
”Marco!”
”MarCooooo!”
RUMBLE
All of a sudden, The southern sky above the Red Mountain was dyed in red with a thick pillar of s ru its direction
The Red Mountain was erupting once again It was not soe as it always does one time every one or two months
Jon and Wulfur saw a small volcanic eruption for the first time of their lives and fell to their knees speechless
””THE LORD HAS SPOKEN!””
They both shouted at the sa and rising towards the Red Mountain
”All hail the lord”
”All hail! All hail!”
In their state of drunkenness, Jon and Wulfur failed to notice the changes around the Ash Storm is always expected
The wind started to howl in the night and the ash started rising and er but they were too far away from Raven Rock and in this state of drunkenness, Jon can't use ic very well
”I think netch is not that way” Wulfur said
”Yeah, let's go the other direction”
”Hey, wasn't that a sign from the lord? Didn't he just speak?”
”Nope, he was clearly farting”
Jon and Wulfur turned around aware of the approaching ash stor all around the place but they tried to reach behind a large boulder
As they reached the boulder and shi+elded themselves with it, they discovered that the ash storot worse by thethe impact of the weather It was truly the worst tiet as drunk as they are
To ases seehtning shone and thunder followed announcing the start of a real storo back”
”Go back? Are you crazy? There is no going back in the book of Dare Jon Dare never goes back”
”It started raining!”
”Raining? Oh, o back”
”Didn't you just say there is no going back?”
”Acid rain will har Jon Dare cares for He is the most handso”
”Don't worry, I got us covered”
”Take us into the Cube?”
”Cube? Are you crazy? Jon Dare never goes b…”
”Yeah yeah, just do what you have to do”
”Watch and learn, bro Watch and learn”
Jon walked out of the cover of the boulder and faced the storot bloay
”Here I go LOK VAH KOOR!”
In an ancient and strong voice, the Thu'uh the storion of Solstheihty shout, the air started to slon, the clouds started to dissipate The ash in the air all carounds
In a few seconds, the sky was as normal as it was before the storm but the land was messed up The previous features of the land were clearly not the sa was Jon
Wulfur looked around and couldn't see any trace of Jon
”Jon, where are you? Where did he… oh, I can do that Marco!”
Wulfur started going around and shouting
”Marco!”
”Marco!”
”Polo!” muffled voice
To that reply, Wulfur turned around and saw a strange tree… to hi out fro the situation, Wulfur gained enlightens
”I a for you, hold on, bro!”
Wulfur said and held Jon's legs then pulled hih! That was so dark down there”
”How did you get down there like that?”
”I was hit by a flying tree trunk Thanks, bro”
Wulfur stood up and offered his hand for Jon but Jon didn't respond He kept pausing for a second and made an overwhelmed face
He then looked at Wulfur with a wide smile
”That's it! I have discovered it”
” Discovered what?”
”A way to solve a ide probleround just now, I tried to dig myself out but I only went down… you see it now?”
” Oh! So that's why you were in the ground in the first place!”
”That's not the point, iine now if people buried all the dead upside down It ain, they will only keep digging down”
”OH! That's genius, bro”
”We are GENIUSES!”
”WE ARE SMART!”
”YEAH! Now let's go kill that damn netch!”