Chapter 216: Put A Fork In It (1) : Drunk (1/2)
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”♫ Oh! There once was a fellow called Ragnar the red who ca, bro He was riding!”
”Oh, yes yes! ♫ He was riding froain?”
”Don't know! Where are we again?”
”H”
”Wha! But I don't knohere we are, I don't knohere Ragnar canar?”
” I don't know”
”Fine! Let's do it again, we are two adultadult business in theWe are two adult ” Wulfur started a sentence but he didn't knohere it will lead him so he preferred to shut up
”Finally! Give me theto this”
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”♫ Laaaaaaaa, Laaa, Laaaa, Laaaaaaaaaa, ♫
♫ Gotta pee, Gotta pee, we'll rock this party ♫
♫ For the night, for the food, for we are not drunk ♫
♫ Has Alina found out? We are not in our beds? ♫
♫ Not uards will cry! ♫
♫ Musical ru ♫
♫ USE A FOOORK! THANK THE LOOORD! WAS IT GOOOOD? OH MY God! ♫
♫ AND THE CHEESE OH! ABELLA! A BOOOOOB! ♫
♫ Was it Wulfur who stabbed my butt with a fork? ♫
♫ Gotta pee, Gotta pee, we'll rock this party ♫
♫ For the night, for the food, for we are not drunk ♫
♫ Has Alina found out? We are not in our beds? ♫
♫ Not uards will cry! ♫
♫ PARTY! PARTY PARTY! ♫
♫ RUFF! ♫
♫ PARTY! PARTY PARTY! ♫
♫ RUFF! ♫”
ClapClapClap
”Aue” Wulfur said while staggering
”Thank you, thank you, ain?”
”Oh! To hunt that thing… strange thing… netch! Oh, right… it's a netch”
”Nope, you are wrong! It is a Bull Netch!”
” Really?! What is the difference?”
”Eh! I'll tell you, Netches are flying jellyfish”
”Right!”
”Bull Netches are big flying jellyfish”
” I see! Hoe find them?”
Wulfur asked and Jon started to think
”There” Jon pointed at a direction and lo and behold
”That is a Bull Netch?” Wulfur asked
Growl
”Don't offend it! See, it said 'of course, I am a bull netch'”
”Oh! Sorry!”
Growl
”It said it's okay”
”Good, what do we do now?”
” I do nothing! You kill it”
”Wha! But it's a polite netch, it just forgave e, not me”
”Oh! I have to kill a polite netch now”
”Don't worry, come here, I'll tell you a secret about netches”
”What?”
Ten Minutes Later
”DIE, FEMINIST! DIE!”
Wulfur went all out and started chasing after the Bull Netch with the Fork of Horripilation in his hand
Jon sat on a ht He was drinking and cheering for Wulfur
”Yeah! Stab its butt, that thing, yeah! Put a fork in it! Give it a good beating”
Netches are creatures that resee jellyfish with a hard shell on the top, floating through the air supported by internal sacks of er than the feressors, females usually keep a hare seasons Netches are often doood quality leather, although the skin contains a toxin that renders theone of those Bull Netches fueled by the words Jon told him, he was on a holy endeavor to rid the words of the fe one of the netch's tentacles and stabbing its organs with the fork
The fork was prettyanio to take a while
Wulfuraround wilding trying to rid itself froed to stab a vital point with the fork, finally then, the netch lost its power and fell on the ground
”Jon! I did it HAHA! I slew the feminist! Call me Wulfur the Feminist Slayer!”
In front of Wulfur, the Netch was on its shell upside down, Wulfur used the fork to open the netch's soft guts and put his ared to grab so round and pulled it out In his hand, he found an eyeball
”Jon, I found it… Jon, where are you?”
Wulfur started looking around and couldn't spot Jon anywhere
Pat Pat Pat
He then heard the sound of soround beside his feet He looked down there and saw an ar fro down there?”
Wulfur pushed the netch aside and it rolled away down the round where the netch was
”Look, Jon I found the eyeball”
Jon sat up as if he came from the dead with all the ash on him and looked at Wulfur's hand
”Oh, the Eye of Ciirta That's one thing”
He took it and started investigating
”Wulf”
”Yes”
”They eye… it is looking at us”
”Oh! That's right Is it watching us?”
”I don't know, but is scaring et that eye out and kept it open in the first place?”
” Good question! Maybe they took it while its oake”
”Oh! Must have hurt”
”Let's put it away now”
Jon stored the Eye of Ciirta in his ring and stood up
”How to find the next Netch then?” Wulfur asked