CH 1 (2/2)
upward, happily stared at me
Senpai, you are too naïve I won‟t let things go as you wish
And right as this moment-
“Excuse me! Waaaah!”
The roo noise, a person tripped right through the doorway
A girl was on the ground Her school uniform skirt is flipped inside out; her teddy bear panties
were plainly in sight
Just as I realized that this person earing the same style of panties as my primary school
freshroaned and tried to stand up
When she tried to outstretch her ared to knock over
the book pillars The pillars toppled over and knocked her face back onto the ground
“Ahhhhg!”
Bang! Clang!
“Muaaa…Aaah…nose…my nose…”
The girl, a bit shaken, pressed her palms onto her nose Tooko-senpai saw this and hurriedly run
to her
“Konoha, don‟t look!”
Senpai hastily straightened the girl‟s skirt; unfortunately I already sahat she prohibited me to
see Then again, I aets excited by having a glimpse of
teddy bear panties
“Are you all right?”
Tooko-senpai gently took the girl by her arly
eround Her face, I noticed, started to
blush furiously
“Aaah, I' on to the ground even when
there is nothing for me to trip over I'm used to this Don‟t worry about me”
I can hardly think this can be described as a “specialty”!
“Sorry I am Chia Takeda froet your help on
so and fluffy hair style Her body size was quite
petite All in all she looked like aor a bi+chon Frisé puppy
Maybe she wanted to join the Literature Club? Perhaps all those fliers Tooko-senpai asked me to
hand out actually had an effect? If this was the case, fantastic The more students that join the
club, theSenpai‟s snacks to others
Just as I' to salivate at this prospect, Takeda-san put her hands tightly together, and
asked with a very determined voice:
“Please help me with my love relationshi+p!”
My mind froze, but I immediately recovered and asked:
“But we are the Literature Club?”
Takeda-san looked at etically
“Yes! I saw the mailbox!”
“Mailbox…?”
I lost what she was saying
“In the corner of the courtyard, next to the trees, didn‟t someone secretly put a mailbox there?
On the mailbox it says „We will help you with your love life If you need assistance, write to us!
Brought to you by the members of the Literature Club‟ An incredible sensation came over me
when I saw the ift sent by God I could hardly wait, so I just ran
straight here”
I beca on
“Tooko-senpai!”
Only Tooko-senpai would do so like that
Tooko-senpai put her arms onto Takeda-san‟s shoulders She looked pleased
“Hht ti to us!”
At once, I stood up To Senpai's turned back, I yelled,
“Wait a second You said „us' Did you count „me‟ in as well?”
“Of course All members of the Literature Club will do their best and become Takeda-san‟s love
consultants-”
“Takeda is very grateful of you all!”
“You're kidding ht?!- Oh my God!”
“But we have one condition that you have to agree to”
Tooko-senpai reached over and covered my mouth with her hand, and then, with a sober
expression, turned to Takeda-san,
“On the day Takeda-san‟s beco
that happened, and give me a report of your love story”
“What? Write a report? I dread writing essays”
“Don‟t worry, just write down the things that happen and how you earnestly feel about them
When a normal person tries their best to convert their emotions into words, it is even more
satisfying to read than co techniques! Don‟t write the
report as a checklist or write trivial things; Write the report in essay format Also, don‟t use a
word processor You et to write, ok?”
Tooko-senpai, with her slender fingers, grabbed Takeda-san‟s pinky finger Then, Senpai
wrapped her own pinky finger around Takeda-san‟s, and cheerfully did a pinky swear
This was your real intention wasn‟t it, Tooko-senpai
It seeh to satisfy Senpai‟s eating obsession That‟s why
she placed that love consulting mailbox- to squeeze some love stories out of the clients
Even if a normal person came across such a ridiculous idea, he or she would probably laugh it
off; Tooko-senpai, however, would definitely try to turn the idea into reality One could say this
trait was her principle of life
So, soirl
Because her brain is filled with literature related stuff, she often loses her common sense If there
were no one to look out for her, she would do so innocent
bystanders into her affairs
“OK, Takeda will try her best to write many reports”
It seems that Takeda-san is very naive and impressionable (A sane person would not, upon the
sight of the ht?) Her eyes were dazzled with
glitters, and she looked at Tooko-senpai with a passionate expression I think she has already
chosen Senpai as her dear older sister[Translation: think Maria saa Miteru]
Tooko-senpai puffed up her A-cup (estimated) flat chest, and cockily said,
“No problem, we provide the best service We, as members of the Literature Club, are experts in
all trades of romance stories, whether they are Western, Eastern, Ancient, or Modern
cos, Takeda-san, rite the best love letters you
have ever seen This person here, Konoha, will assist you with the letters”
“What?!”
I' desire for more literature food, that‟s why
I've ignored theot a bit of a shock when she declared:
“'The Ace of the Literature Club, Konoha,' rite your love letters The letters are guaranteed
to melt your secret lover‟s heart”
“Tooko-senpai! What nonsense are you talking about again? I have never written a single love
letter!”
I protested, even though I knew eventually she would reach over, cover my mouth with her hand,
and brush off whatever objections I had! The only thing I could do was abide by her orders
unwillingly
“'To date, he has created hundreds of love letters He is the romance story specialist, Konoha!‟
Just leave everything to hi Contest
He effortlessly bleay all the coot the number one position in the Contest!”
What bull is sheno one in this town
has even heard of such a lame contest
“Wahh, a! I have such a fantastic writer to aid me, I'm so happy”
I told you I am not a writer! No, Iwriter, in
fact… But right now I ah school student, a servant who prepares Tookosenpai‟s
snacks How can I help others write their love letters?
As I htfully decided everything for me
“Konoha-senpai, thank you for your aid!”
“Yep! No probleht Konoha?”
In the end, I have to play the part of a fe to write a love letter to her secret
lover
End NoteAfter
Takeda-san left the classroo on my three topic
composition As she eats, I noticed, she looked as if she were about to cry-
“Ohbox of strawberry daifuku landing on her
head No! I won‟t accept it! This tastes odd! It‟s like having red bean paste [dessert, extremely
sweet] floating in hh, I want to hurl This tastes so bad~~~~~~”