Chapter 7 - I’m bad (2/2)
Ji Wuxie smiled meaningfully and suddenly switched to another topic : “Have you see enough?”
Lin Ran : “Enough.”
Ji Wuxie carried him up : “Then we shall go back. Next time, please remember to say a lot of good words for me in front of Father-in-law. Husband is still young and I don’t want to get beheaded.”
Lin Ran solemnly promised : “Alright.”
But seriously, your father-in-law is no longer your ‘father’-in-law. At this point, you probably need to change your address to mother-in-law.
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So Ji Wuxie flew all the way back with Lin Ran using ‘Light step skill’ (qingong), which took only half a sichen (1 hour).
Lin Ran couldn’t figure it out anymore. Why did the evil cult Founder and the martial alliance Lord lived so close to each other, ain’t that looked like they are asking for it(fight)?
Ji Wuxie lowered down his head : “What are you thinking about?”
Lin Ran replied truthfully : “You live too close to each other.”
Ji Wuxie mysteriously asked : “Guess why.”
Lin Ran thought for a while : “The cult’s base is here and it can’t run, but the place where the martial alliance Lord lived was very simple. It looked more like a temporary place, so it should be him chasing you.”
Ji Wuxie praised : “Furen is really smart, do you know why he is chasing me?”
Lin Ran rolled his eyes : “What else other than wanted to deal with you? Don’t tell me he has a crush on you?”
Ji Wuxie smiled very happily : “Well, it is hard to say.”
Lin Ran said seriously : “You two are really weird. If you guys would just swap places, then it will be just right.”
Ji Wuxie smiled and looked at Lin Ran but didn’t say anything.
Lin Ran’s goosebumps stood up from being stared by him : “What are you looking at?”
Ji Wuxie suddenly jumped back to ‘love talk’ mode : “Furen looked pretty, even better than the 17 concubines in the backyard.”
Lin Ran sneered, secretly scolding this scum. Wait until you married a Old 19th, then Old 19th will become the best looking one.
Ji Wuxie’s eyes flashed and suddenly said : “You are the last one.”
Lin Ran replied disinterestedly : “Oh.”
Ji Wuxie continued with deep feelings : “… and also the first one.”
Lin Ran is helpless : “Lies.”
Ji Wuxie declined to comment. He circled Lin Ran’s waist and dropped him onto the bed : “Husband is tired, let’s rest.”
Lin Ran awkwardly laid in his arms for a while, then suddenly asked : “Why did you said that I am the first?”
Ji Wuxie was stunned. He slightly raised his head and kissed Lin Ran’s cheek : “Are you eating their vinegar5?”
Lin Ran slipped inside the quilt : “Not eating6.”
Ji Wuxie patted his(LR) butt under the quilt : “Then, why ask?”
Lin Ran was angered : “I want to see if you don’t know how to count.”
Ji Wuxie ‘Oh’ed in disappointment, then no more sound could be heard.
Lin Ran couldn’t sleep and was tortured by this problem until he finally fell asleep in the middle of the night. Before that, he saw Ji Wuxie sleeping sweetly and felt an urge to use a pillow7 to kill him.
Slag man/Scum!
Tsk!