Chapter 7 - I’m bad (1/2)

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The moon was shining brightly in the empty sky. A tall man with a handsome appearance, tall and charming, stood in the yard and angrily kicked the corner of the wall. When he turned around, his left eye can be seen was bruised/black eye.

Lin Ran laid flat on the roof and carefully tugged Ji Wuxie’s arm, asked : “Who is this?”

Ji Wuxie thoughtfully held Lin Ran’s waist and whispered : “The Lord of the martial alliance.”

That got Lin Ran very worried for the martial arts people in this world because their Lord looked very stupid. After kicking of the corner of the wall, he pursed his lips and cried. He cried for a while then gnashed his teeth, cursing : “Bastard! We will be forever enemies1!”

Ji Wuxie pfft-ed and laughed.

Lin Ran hurriedly covered his(JWX) mouth, nervously signaled him with his small eyes not to make any sound. We are peeping on other people, can you be a little conscious/alert? Plus it is said that high level martial artists have very sensitive sense of hearing.

Ji Wuxie took advantage and licked Lin Ran’s palm.

Lin Ran pulled back his hand and rubbed it on his clothes.

Ji Wuxie whispered : “Furen, don’t be afraid. I’m the one who gave him that black eye two days ago, so he can’t beat me even if he found us.”

Fang Qingchi continues to curse (to himself) : “Bastard! Your wife is hanging on the tree2!”

Ji Wuxie vaguely peeked at Lin Ran : “Jokes on him, my wife is indeed hanging on the roof.”

Lin Ran immediately poked his(JWX) waist with force. You really don’t understand what this hanging word means.

Ji Wuxie also reached out and pinched Lin Ran’s waist.

Two people on the roof, you poked me, I pinch you; exactly like two primary school students. They looked nothing like a crazy mad evil sect’s Founder and his poisonous-hearted 18th small concubine.

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Both men were in the midst of their playful banter, then Fang Qingchi suddenly gripped his head, and fell to the ground with a painful expression. After that, he keep screaming and rolling on the ground. His veins could be seen pulsing from his exposed hands, face and neck, as if something living is crawling underneath. His skin gradually turned purplish red, and Fang Qingchi swelled a girth bigger.

At first, he rolled crazily on the ground for a while. Then he swelled like a pig’s head and began to meditate. After a while, his abnormal state subsided and he looked better. Lin Ran was stunned and looked at Ji Wuxie : “He is looked more like an evil cult Lord than you.”

Ji Wuxie raised his eyebrows : “Why, do you want Husband to be like that?”

Lin Ran seriously replied : “You can learn from him.”

Ji Wuxie laughed with a low tone : “He practiced an evil cultivation method and suffered a Qi deviation3. Oh yeah, at this moment he might not feel it even if you call him out by his ear.”

A light flashed through Lin Ran’s eyes : “Qi deviation… Was those pregnant woman kidnapped by him?”

Ji Wuxie glanced at him : “I’m the one who kidnapped them, I use them for refining, I am bad.”

Lin Ran’s face became red : “You are talking in reverse, you are angry.”

Ji Wuxie leisurely said : “Anyway, I am still bad because I eat children.”

Lin Ran tugged his cuffs : “You are not bad, I am wrong.”

Ji Wuxie pinched his(LR) chin : “Will Furen still be afraid of me?”

Lin Ran : “Not afraid.”

Ji Wuxie : “Prove it to Husband.”

Lin Ran was confused : “How to prove?”

Ji Wuxie pointed to his own face.

Lin Ran understandingly poked him with his fingers.

Ji Wuxie squinted at him : “Playing dumb4.”

Lin Ran laughed with a pure smile : “No, I didn’t.”