Chapter 154 What did I even do? (3) (1/2)

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“I’yman of the Order of Nature, Hill Shuttle, sir”

“Ooooh…”

This Goddess of nature, it seeood sense, after all [1]

“You seeic”

The hero butted in just then “The Order of Nature has declared Hill as a saint, instructor”

“I-it’s an e title, isn’t it, sir”

Kyah~, this hero As expected of the foranisation!

The ‘saint’ of nature had gotten taic tools to acquire proof at all times And his na, Sir Shuttle”

Keuh~! That sure rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it

“N-no, not at all”

“Don’t say that You’re indeed a You have what it takes, Sir Shuttle!”

It was rather funny to see the priesta sheepish face in embarrassment

-Master, you’re so full of evil

-But, his na? What about it?

Huh, would you listen to this oblivious kid who’s been living under a rock?

She doesn’t even kno the gauess her life so far has been in vain, then

-I don’t get what you’re saying, ood since I already have ‘beaten up’ oal!

-Oh, is that so

For future reference, the metal bat’s nuhter of Aris

H two birds with one stone was unforgettable or so?

The second spot went to the Ihout the beating to not appear weak to anyone

The metal bat also said that you wouldn’t understand the pleasure of hearing the pained moan leak out of fir people up

…Having said that, beating up on an imperial princess would be an impossible fairy tale for commoners like me!

Besides, I did not hit her! It’s this punk that started hitting the princess all on its own!

Aaand then, the hero idiot occupied the third spot The spots behind him were occupied by Sia and et the worst evaluations were the dwarves Apparently, their exterior was too tough, and the sensation of hitting theood

“I’m Selena” The elf stared at the metal bat andher head ever so slightly

“They are all my comrades, instructor!”

Once their introductions were dealt with, the ‘brave’ hero tried to re-introduce himself

“…Aren’t you too far from us, Sir Hero?”

“…No, this here is perfect for me, thanks”

He introduced himself with a loud voice from about twenty metres away

“Did I hit him too much…?”

The hero visibly flinched every tihtly

“To think that a grown-up htened silly by a little girl after she beat him up”

“Dad! Even if it’s you, dad, you shouldn’t say that! You’re at fault this time, you know!”

“My bad,at the hero, but what I got in return was hter’s stern admonishment

That osh darn cute, so I ended up gently patting her head and apologising

“I’ you only because you’re rinned happily as herher head

“I’m Naruan, who handed down a few techniques to that useless hero over there”

“And I’hter, Aru!”

“I’m Alice, everyone! These little ones are Misha and Kkokko!”

After I introduced hter followed suit and introduced themselves next

“Nyah~”

“Hi!”

The cat seemed to be still wary of the hero party, but Kkokko seeing tail

“A-ah, yes hello to you too… Eh?”

“What in the naood-natured shter, while the elf re away However, their expressions gradually becaon… spoke?!”

The elf gasped out in pure disbelief while staring agog at Kkokko, so I asked her in a tone that implied if there was a probleon, miss?”

“Yes, it is indeed my first time?!”

“It definitely is our first time!”

The two of theu before me

Uh-huh, I see that they lack discipline, then

Since ancient times, your party could only be qualified as a real hero party if one of your on Heck, you should have at least faced a dragon as an eneon?!”

So, to think that these tere on before!

-But on?

-Back when it hatched froht for seven silvers in the ot that thick ada for the evil organisation auto it

Since I couldn’t level up s like this

“A dragon this s, sir?”

“Yes, it is”

I decided to graciously accept the metal bat’s retorts and the freaked out hero partyforto have your s simultaneously, after all

“Could it be… that you actually hunted a dragon down?”

Are you h to have a shoith a on?

“No, I did not”

“In that case… did you steal the egg froon?”

“No, that’s not it, either”

After leaving the organisation, I stole nothing… Hrasia… well, there was that time I sneaked soraht, I haven’t done any stealing after leaving the village!

-But h?

-It’s still not a lie, isn’t it!

“Then, just how did you…?” The elf muttered as her eyes trembled unsteadily

Unlike humans who tilled the land to live, elves usually lived in harmony with nature itself That’s why they often caons, or so I’ve heard

According to what the dwarf elders told s that ripped rown lizards were like invaders that suddenly showed up out of nowhere to forcibly take away the elven lands

I guessed that the for you off for lunchyour house deht be, both elves and dwarves harboured everything froons

As such, I better deal with thisfor seven silvers in a on hatched from it”

“Excuse me?”

“I’m sorry?”

The most often-heard question back in the Korean ain?!’ could be spied on their expressions right now

It was getting annoying, but I should repeatfor seven silvers in a market”

“Uh the exact same faces until then reacted in a completely opposite manner next

The priest’s jaw dropped as a dazed expression filled his face Meanwhile, the elf exploded in rage and began yelling at the top of her lungs “Do you honestly expect us to believe in such nonsense?!”

“Of course not”

Even I wouldn’t believe in such a tale Unless you’ve experienced it yourself, it’d be no different fro at a wall

hell, if anyone could buy a dragon in a market for seven silvers, then humanity would’ve conquered the world and have started a ith the Gods already!

“Even though you know, you still…!”

“Yes Even though I know that, I still said it Don’t you think I would have a good reason for doing that?”

The clearly agitated elf suddenly clamped her mouth shut at my counter-question

She must’ve realised it by now – realised how utterly unbelievable what I said was Not even an idiot would fall for such a lie