Chapter 153 What did I even do? (2) (1/2)

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I’ve learnt a couple of crucial professional techniques froanisation

Namely, pursuit and escape!

As an instructor, I obviously had hly It’s my job to teach my disciples in the ways of those techniques, after all

Yes, I taught them how to plan for all sorts of potential situations, prepare for variables and never panic no matter what Itheir pursuit or escape

And s…

“So, this here you were, instructor”

…My disciple, who grew up into a truly excellent speciainst me

“But, how?”

“I htheavily ahile sweeping his hair back kinda pissedthat

I bloody knew it, the Gods of this world definitely included ‘looks’ when scoring potential heroes, don’t they!

-I don’t think so, ht about this one It has to be I mean, a hero serves as their representative, a supermodel in other words! So their faces must count towards the hero scorecard!

To think that even Gods followed the doctrine of lookis you, master, it’s just you…

It sounded like the e it, but I was dead sure about this

hell, anisation to beco, weren’t they!

-Even though you’re a villain, you still raised up three heroes, ht? And you even became a member of the hero party, too!

-What the hell?!

I had no choice but to cla e uncle showed up again…”

“U-uncle?!”

While I was dithering about, it seemed that the dear brave hero was dealt a fresh shock to his senses by what hter said

“Aren’t you an uncle…? Now that I think about it, dad taughtme around, I should shout out, ‘There’s a stalker here!’, or so like that”

“A-a stalker?!”

“If not, a lolicon?”

“That’s not truuuue!”

“Kkyahk! A pervert is yelling atbehind me Her actions prompted even the cat and Kkokko to leer at the hero with eyes full of suspicion

“It, it’s not true…”

It seee when lared at him with so hter oh-so easily subdued the hero like this!

-So teaching her the art of silver tongue was all worth it, master~?

-Yup A person should kno to run their mouths off as a minimu that there was an old idio off a mountain of debt’ Or soas and anionists using nothing but their silver tongues to turn yesterday’s enehter was already equipped with a perfect silver tongue capable of turning yesterday’s eneh

“Well done My dear child, nice work You remeht me to call any nearby soldier uncles on patrol duty if uncles like this person keep following me around!”

“Listen,labelled as a pervert hero, I advise you to distance yourself frohter”

“I-instructor…” The hero alternated his gaze betweenrather fed-up

“Want to get beaten up, then?”

“No, sir!”

I don’t really care if you look at iven if you dare to stare at hter like that

I warned hi the metal bat forward, and that proether

-Master, how could you send such a frail little girl like me to the clutches of a despicable evil(?) hero like hiirl in the world is dead or sohest-ever durability in existence, guaranteed On top of that, automatic repair function, too This punk boasted both of those characteristics so if such a thing could be called ‘frail’, then not many objects in this world would survive the abuse they were subjected to

“I shall protectsis, please hit that pervert hero three ti on a h?!”

What do you ? Didn’t you chase us all the way out here even though we tried our hardest to escape froe…”

“M on the cat-and-mouse chase between thethick teardrops walked up to me

N-no, wait a e?”

“You are, sir I’ve heard about you froe who rejects the notion of interfering in the mundane world…”

As expected of my disciple

To think that he actually took an instructor froe…

I was getting really tempted to have a chat with the Goddess of nature who selected such a guy as their champion

Maybe there weren’t any better prospects for a hero these days? Picking a scae”

“Sir, you don’t have to be so humble to me The hero already informed me of your true abilities, so I’ fro eyes that evenhero had pulled the wool over this priest real good

-As expected of master’s disciple!

-Hey, you When you beat hied!

I left the fleeing hero to thesince I now needed to spit-roast this priest personally “I’e It’ll be fine to just use my name”

“Understood, Sir Naruan”

I succeeded in changing my unofficial title, but the priest’s burdensome stare meant for me didn’t dissipate at all

“I’m not sure what that idiot told you about me, but it seems that an explanation is in… Mh to fall for the hero’s scaured it’d be even easier for me to pull a fast one on the priest However, the priest suddenly clutched his chest and began frowning deeply “An… oracle… from the Goddess of nature…”

“Another one?” The elf standing a bit behind the priest began scowling unhappily

The priest began tre, then, for the first tiaze while conveying the divine oracle “It, it’s the oracle It’s not my opinion, but the Goddess of nature’s will!”

His behaviour was certainly unbeco of a priest, but even then, he repeatedly emphasized that his opinion didn’t match that of the Goddess of nature

And then…

“The Goddess said… you… cute… or else”

“I’m cute? What?”

“…Better …be …cute or else…”

“Can’t you speakso quietly that I couldn’t help but request more clarification

“Keuk…” That prompted the priest to squeeze his eyes shut and yell out loudly “The Goddess of nature said that you better stop being cute or else!”

“I’ cute or else! That’s what the Goddess said!”

I stared dazedly at the priest His face was all red, possibly fro to himself, ‘Oh God, why did you bestow upon me this sort of trial?’

I then tried to ask soious order you’re serv…”

“Of course not, sir”

Since the priest wasa face that said, “I would’ve preferred if that was true!” I couldn’t bring myself to ask any further

-As expected of a Goddess’s power of insight, hit!

I should’ve guessed it back when my disciple was selected as the hero

You sure are a piece of work, oh Goddess of nature!

“According to the divine revelation of the Goddess herself… ‘I’ve won the bet, so you better stick to the promise’, or so she said, sir”

“H, I didn’t expect anyone to reood beatdown by thethat it’d be an easy victory, yet I ended up losing

Dang it, if that’s the case…

“Since when did I pro?”

“I’m sorry?”

I stared at the flustered priest and tilted my head this way and that “Do you perhaps have proof of this pro onto five rolls of the uber-expensive geass rolls?

Sure, Ithe books back in the organisation, but it was still a pretty dangerous thing to do, regardless!

Even so, the whole reason why I tried so hard to acquire these geass rolls was…!

Because the creator God crafted thereatest contract documents in the world Not even the current crop of still-surviving Gods could go against the geass rolls

This document rendered every type of scam impossible to pull off

…Of course, I was still spending like there’s no tomorrow since it wasn’t my money, but still!

“But sir, you definitely made a pro”

“L-lies?!”

Verbal promises were effective in this world, but I didn’t have to acknowledge anything, and that’d be the end of it

Since there’s no proof and all!