94 Being a daddy! And teatime? (1/2)
”He ran away!? Why didn't you stop him Seria?” Dad calls out in a surprised voice while sitting on his throne.
”Geez! Don't call it running away. He just wanted to travel the multiverse and have a little bit of fun. It isn't like he won't come back at all.” I try to calm dad down.
”Hmpf. I wanted to give him a few jobs. Maybe retiring completely if he proved to be a good leader.” Dad seems a little down.
”Maybe it isn't so bad if he takes a good look at the multiverse first.” I smile at dad.
”Haah. There goes my vacation. Well, I am willing to let him run amok until it gets boring. It can't take more than a few years.” Dad leans back in his throne with a grumpy expression.
”Ahaha. Don't be so negative! If it gets out of hand I will drag him home.” I am confident to set him right if the need should arise.
”At least my cute little daughter is reliable! How about trying your luck as an envoy in Asheim?” Father has a dirty expression on his face!
”Dad! You have that grin again... what's the other side of the coin?” I have to probe for more information.
Dad slumps down on his chair. ”You will have to deal with all those pests from the other powers.”
I grin at Angrod with a bright expression. ”Then I will have to show them who the boss is!”
”.... actually. It might not be such a good idea. Do you want to have a political marriage instead? *Urgh* *Cough**Cough*” -Angrod
I immediately jumped at that idiot father and gave him a flying knee into the belly. ”What day and age are you from!?”
”Thanks to you, your parents had also a political marriage! It would be fair to have you experience the same fate!” -Angrod
”I am a different person now! It would be unfair to hold me accountable for the actions of my previous perverted self!” There you have it! Now a few tears! By combining mom's control of the inner mana flow and dad's telekinesis you can achieve some pretty convenient things.
”Huh?” -Angrod
And now the finishing strike! ”Don't you think I have enough issues on my own! All those perverted memories of the old Seria, meddling with other peoples love life! And the peeking! I should have never taken that soul marble! You are a horrible father!” I turn around to run toward the exit.
”W... Wait! I am sorry! Of course you can do what you want!” Angrod calls after me with a troubled voice.
I stop. ”Really? *sniff*” Okay! The snot out of my nose may have been a little too much. That's disgusting.
Angrod comes to me and hugs me. ”Of course! You can go for whatever guy you like! And if he doesn't treat you correctly, dad will have a little conversation with him under two eyes.”
Wait a moment? ”*Sniff* Just two?”
”Yeah! Someone who disrespects my daughter doesn't need useless organs.”Angrod strokes my head while failing completely as a parent.
I hug dad in order to have an excuse for not looking into his face. Scary! What else do you deem useless? ”Okay.”
”Why is big sis crying?”
My little sisters suddenly appeared around us! Oh so cute! I always wanted to be a big sis! All my dreams came true! Big Sis and little sister in one! ”It's nothing! Big Sis got just a little agitated.”
I bend down to hug the little Lada. Mwahaha! It will be the best once she regains her memories! Especially how she lost that bet and had to become my little sister! She will never find out that I cheated her with Aengus's help.
”We want to play with you! You promised to teach us a few tricks!” Eris grabs me from the side and links arms with me.
”Yes! Or we could go tower jumping again!” Arianne starts to jump happily. ”I found a really big cliff with a sea under it! And there are no guards who could disturb us!”
”I don't want to get wet!” Eris starts to pout her lips.
”You could try to take a pathway right before impact! That would be a new challenge!” -Lada
”Oh, YESS! Cool idea! Whoever gets closer to the ground wins!” -Arianne
”Don't do weird stuff!” Angrod snaps at them.
”Daddy is mean!” ”Scary dad!” ”We aren't allowed to have fun...”
”Please don't jump from high places! If Celes finds out we will all be in trouble! Promise!”Angrod makes a stand before the triplets.
”If you take us somewhere cool?” ”Like the zoo!” ”Mnn. Fine...”
”Ehm... Do what you want! I have work to do!” Angrod vanishes by using a pathway.
”Does anyone know why daddy always runs away when we ask him to take us to the zoo?”
”Nope.”
”But it's the perfect magic word to get rid of him.”
”Though we need a word to make him appear to!”
”That would be too convenient.”
”He would be the perfect daddy.”
”Always there when you need him.”
”Always gone when you don't need him.”
The tails of the triplets swing in perfect synchronisation from left to right while they contemplate about Angrod's peculiarities.
Then they turn in perfect unison towards me. ”Now we can play!”
***The Path, Headquarters!***
”Ahahaha. I would have never thought that you would manage to reclaim your godhood that fast!” Miruliru takes a sip of her tea.
”Well, I guess I had a lot of help.” I eat another one of the delicious cookies.