46 The day after..... ? (1/2)

….. Ow! My head hurts! I don't want to wake up. And it's hard to breathe! What's this soft thing in my face? I grab it and push, but something wraps around me.

”Mmmmm!Mhhmmm!” Somehow I am able fight myself free. But a naked Celes doesn't let go while she is entangled around me. ”Body pillow.. don't move....” She is talking in her sleep.

Hah? How did I get here? Is this Celes's room? A that's right! Yesterday was that had horrible marriage! And then... and then... Damn it! I've been had!

Ah, though if I remember right the night wasn't bad at all. ”Celes let me go. We have to get up.” I twist her earlobe to wake her up.

”Mh.. don't wanna. Let us sleep for the rest of the day....” She mumbles half asleep. I take a look at the clock. Ugh! It's already 7 pm! Whatever she put into that chocolate, it knocked us out for a whole day!

I grumble, but then I have a great idea. ”Teleport!” We reappear in the air above a certain lake. I brace myself for the impact!

*SPLASH!*

”KYAAA! Gurrrgle....”

Woohoo! Cold! I start swimming as soon as I am freed from my shackles and start laughing. ”What was that for!?” Celes glares at me.

”That was for drugging me.” I glare at Celes. ”You want to eat that chocolate again tonight?” She grins at me. ”No way in hell! I would rather start buying chocolate by myself!” I hate it to loose control over myself.

”Good luck with that. You won't have much success with it.” She swims closer and grabs my hand with a triumphant smile.

”Why?”

”Because I am the only one in this world who knows how to make that special chocolate.”

”...”

I guess this world isn't a chocolate paradise. It's true that I never came across any chocolate until Celes started to give it to me. And apparently everything was handmade.... I wince at the thought.

”Can you teleport us back into my bathroom. I wouldn't like to get my bed wet.” She smiles at me. I am glad that this water is cold like hell.

I pull her closer and teleport us back. Though I missed the bathtub. I guess a little water on the floor isn't a problem since the whole room is tiled.

Celes walks a bit awkward to the basin and takes her ring out of a small box. ”Heal!” She immediately casts healing onto herself. ”Ahhh.. That feels much better!” Then she throws an accusing look at me. ”I thought I wouldn't live through the night. Couldn't you have been a little gentler?”

”Who drugged me with something that would turn the coldest guy into a wild beast.” I raise an eyebrow and Celes puffs up her cheeks.

”At least the drug seems to work on girls too. I have to talk to Tanja about this...” I leave Celes to talking to herself and get dressed.

A few minutes later I am sitting in the kitchen, where I plunder the leftovers from the buffet. Rose is giving me a dirty smile.

I choose to ignore it, but a few minutes later Celes joins us and Rose can't hold back her curiosity. ”How was the night?”

”Enslavement!” ”Pain!”

Rose is taken aback but not defeated. ”Oh, I heard that the first time can be rough in some cases. But I am sure it will get better if you keep the ball up in the air!”

She nods and smiles, while she gives another plate of leftovers to Celes. After a few minutes of silent eating, she snatches the fork, which Celes had put down.

A small stick-like magic-device appears in her hand and she presses it against the fork. ”kukuku...” Then she storms outside, while yelling. ”The family just got bigger!”

I almost choke on a small fruit when I hear that and Celes has a predatory grin on her face, while she looks at me.

”Pregnancy test?” I ask and Celes nods at me. Haah. I give up. It's fate. The door opens and the whole family storms inside to congratulate us.

Somehow I am a little confused. Why is everyone on cloud nine because of this? This isn't a miracle? That's what happens when you bed a girl without protection!

But after a little explanation about this worlds crazy biology I understand their happiness. Apparently the royal bloodline isn't blessed with many children. I guess there has to be some kind of drawback for having the benefits of superhuman strength and a greater mana pool.