20 A new form of art! (1/2)
Tongord didn't come after us. Somehow I am a little relieved, but I still feel down..... very down. We are currently in front of the arts class and waiting for the teacher to arrive.
”What's up Angrod? You seem a little more than tired!” Celes and I may not like each other, but we still lived together for quite some time now. It would be strange if we wouldn't be able to read each others mood.
”Hah, well. I thought about something very disturbing regarding Tongord.” -Me
”Yes?” -Celes
”He seems to belong to a pure raccoon lineage.” -Me
”Yes?” -Celes
”We killed him at least a hundred times within an hour today and it didn't even disturb him.” -Me
”Yes?” -Celes
”And Tanja said, his regeneration ability depends on his mana pool.” -Me
”Yes?” -Celes
”How many times do we have to kill our old geezer, who has the raccoon heritage and the strength and mana boost from the royal heritage?” -Me
”....”
”....We will never be able to take revenge! AAAH! Why did you tell me this!” Celes starts to shake the disillusioned me.
”Hahaha, your fault you asked.” -Me
”Stop playing around and enter the classroom! What's the insult still doing here?” Jeniva Guger is suddenly before us. Why are you still calling me an insult!
I enter the classroom and walk over to my painting. While everyone else starts to paint, I just stare at my masterpiece. Why can't Jeniva appreciate, what I want to give to this world?
Modern art is the holy grail for every artist, you just have to put some dots and lines onto the picture and you get the big money for it.
You don't need any talent and just for five minutes of work, people call you the biggest artist of the century.
Hoh, maybe I am no big painter, but there is other stuff I can do! She wants something that looks real, so she will get something that looks real! I take off my Rorschach painting and start to rip the paper to confetti, then I mix it with water until I have pretty good mush.
Hehehe. Now I will create a sculpture of Jeniva, using telekinesis. No big artistic talent needed here, I just have to imagine her. An easy task for the great magician Angrod!
I just have to think of those legs and this stupid short skirt, which almost shows off her panties! And those stockings, she always wears, should be banned to the underworld! Those hip-movements should also be forbidden from school! You can't show off like that in front of children!
Then the tight jacket, which emphasizes those humongous cow... things! I wonder how much milk she can give? I should write a thesis about this! She violates every law of physics by not losing to gravity.
Hmmm, maybe she uses some kind of levitation underwear? I have already seen the strangest things in worlds with magic.
Then there is her hair, which she wears as a pony-tail, going down to her hips. The horse tail and horse ears are just a formality now.
Hah! Maybe the suit is a little bit tighter after all, I can fix that! Yes, Yes, that looks good! Very good! Very sexy, and close enough to real life. Hahaha!
Now that I think about it, isn't it a bad choice to give her a figure of herself to redeem myself? Won't my intentions be misunderstood?
Suddenly a shadow falls onto my figure and I look up ”Hello, Mrs. Jeniva! You need something?”
*Whack!*
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I open my eyes. Why is the world upside down? ”What happened?” I ask. ”Oh, you recovered your consciousness! Good. You can walk by yourself again!” Celes answers and drops me on the floor.
”Oh... em.... How long was I out!?” I try to get up, but everything is swaying.