118 114 Come on, be crazy!! (1/2)

Tanaka Jiro, 28 years old, with a spouse

Wife Suella Handelberg

Memory Tris

Occupation Dungeon Tester (full-time)

Magical aptitude nine (quasi-magical grade)

Post Warriors

Waiting for the telephonic call, with a ringing sound in my head that reminds me of the phone ringing a generation ago.

”This is Suela.

”Oh, Suela?

It was only a few seconds of waiting, but the time spent waiting for Suela to leave, trying to escape the reality that her mother's intuition was no longer in the realm of future prediction, and trying not to see her lover's parents gathered in front of her, would have been short in real terms, but it was long in substance.

'Jiro-san?　I'm sorry, I'm busy, I'll call you back later if you're not in a hurry.

You'll be able to get a lot more information about the company.

I'm sure you'll be able to find out more about this in the future.

Your tone is a little fast.

Maybe you're trying to make time for today's discussion.

But it would be bad enough not to tell you what's going on, so I'll just make it quick.

”Yeah, it's nothing urgent, but Suela's parents are in the store at Memoria right now. I didn't think it would be a good idea not to tell Suera.

I don't know why.

There shouldn't be any noise in the telephonic speech, but I thought I heard Suela hit something loudly over the telephonic speech.

...... Is my father here?

”Oh, and someone who calls himself Grandfather?　Suela?　Suela?

Also, Suela's mother wanted to continue with the story, but the telephonic tale was cut off before she got there.

I'm not sure if it's a good idea to have the same thing happen to you.

So even if you know you're off, you can call back as if you were on the phone, but the answer is naturally silence.

I wonder if he was that busy, but I can't leave it that way forever.

I'm going to have to face reality.

I shift my gaze and there is a smiling Smilasta who has been waiting for me to finish the call.

”Here you go. Uh, Mr. Smilasta?

No, no, I'm not waiting for much. And you can call me Mom or Stepmother, please.

”Ah! No fair!　That's what I asked for first!　Hey, groom!　Call me stepmother!

Mmm.

”Whoa!　This is no time for fighting, son!　That vampire is about to give his son-in-law his first father-in-law's name!　Get the hell out of here!

”I'm not done talking, okay. Okay, please don't kick me!

Where the hell did the quiet time go?

I thought that quiet was as good as quiet, but this state of being Prince Shotoku is also very difficult to handle.

One word from me causes everyone but Memoria to react.

Now how will we settle this?

If I just changed the name, it would make it all go away.

The problem is how to keep things contained without getting in the way.

If I mentioned Memoria's parents first, it might make Suera's parents uncomfortable.

While you're wondering what to do, ostensibly with a vague smile, there's something noisy outside the store.

The store has been mingling with various voices since a while ago, but it's not so noisy as to be noisy.

If you listen carefully, your strengthened body will pick up the sounds as well.

What's going on? As you pause for a moment, the sounds become clearer.

”Hey!　Lois got run over!

You're stuck in the wall. ...... MEDIC!　Mehmedic!

”Oh, man, he's having a weird cramp!

”Hey there, devil!　You get your right foot and I'll get my left foot!

Based on the commotion that can be heard on the other side of the gradually approaching explosion, it seems that something like a traffic accident has occurred.

A traffic accident on the road to a fantastic underground facility?

I'm not sure if it was a dragon that went out of control or not, and from the content of the story, I decided that it's none of my business.

I'm sure that this sound of explosions will continue to pass through the store.

I thought so, but this sound of explosions was related to me.

The sound didn't pass by, but I heard a screeching sound outside the store, and then I heard

”What are you doing?

”Hugos!

”Gofo!”?

”Oh dear.

Suela, in a suit, came in like a flash of light and performed a spectacular cartwheel.

I stopped for a moment to think as she kicked two male dark elves in the back of the head in a horizontal line, unleashed from her beautiful legs.

The power was suppressed, but put enough power into it to make you lean forward.

There was a hard sound, too, and I worried for the two men who crouched down and held their bruised heads.

”Well, are you okay?

”Hahahahaha, it's all right, son-in-law.

”Mmm, nice spinning kick, even for my granddaughter.

Also, my name is Jiro Tanaka, nice to meet you.

Yeah, Suella told me. I'm my father, Myt Handelberg, and this is

This is my grandfather, Muille Hendelberg. It's a pleasure to meet you, son-in-law!

I called out to them because they didn't look okay, but maybe these two are just as sturdy as I thought they were.

I'm sure you'll be able to find a way to make the most out of your time with the help of your friends and family.

Then you look next to me.

Maybe I'm seeing something rare.

Sitting on my hands and being lectured by Suela.

”Suela, you're not your only body right now, okay?　Don't do such strenuous exercise.

”But

”But not but!　What if there's an eventuality!　Do you understand?

”Yes.

How that happened is nothing.

Perhaps Suela had come rushing in to lecture the family on how to act without their knowledge.

If it had been her normal body, it would have been fine, but now she was carrying a child.

That situation was a problem.

Dark elves care for their children.

As if to embody those words, the calm expression on her face changed as if to shed it, and there was Smilasta lecturing Suela with a devilish look on her face.

The action after that was swift.

After kicking past the two men, Suela tried to move into a sermon, but Ms. Smilasta moved behind Suela as if to control her.

You can find a number of different types of shoes and boots in the marketplace, but you can also find a number of different types of shoes and boots that are available in the marketplace.

”Sit here, Suela, sit up straight.

He uttered a cold word.

It's a conditioned reflex.

You have to be sure that you have offended someone who should not be offended, and with that word, Suela immediately sat upright on the floor to create the scene you see now.

It's a very good idea to be able to have a good idea of what you want to do with it.

You'll be able to get the most out of it.

You'll be able to find a lot of opportunities to learn that they are parent and child in some strange way.

It's time for you to stop lecturing me, Sumi. You have to listen to your son-in-law's story first.

I'm sorry that I got caught up in the blood of the dark elves. I'm sorry.

The blood of the dark elves is terrible.

It was enough to make me swear that I would never offend my mother-in-law, but fortunately, Suela was here too, and we managed to get things under control.