29 27 Resting is also work (night) (1/2)

Tanaka Jiro, twenty-eight years old, single, girlfriend, Suela Handelberg

Occupation Dungeon Tester (full-time) + Recruiter

Magical aptitude 8 (general class)

Post Warriors

I won't let you sleep tonight, that I won't!

”Let the minors go home with a straight face.

Garden bar on the wooden deck.

In spite of having spent so much time frolicking in the daytime, South is still in good spirits.

She is still high on energy with a glass of ginger ale in her hand.

Even though she is non-alcoholic, she is more excited than us alcoholics, which is honestly amazing.

Is that a result of the magic mark?

Are you guys always like this?

It's rather routine.

As far as I can tell, it's always lively and fun.

The fact that Kitamiya naturally blends in with the alcoholic group doesn't put us in doubt.

”Oh, by the way, why don't you do your usual one-liners, Kaido?

”Huh?　What are you talking about, senior?

”What are you doing, Kaido-kun?

”I'm curious, what do the people over here do?

Naturally, there will be a recklessness or two at the drinking table.

Naturally, Kaido and I know that we've never done such a thing, but the other members, who have no way of knowing what to expect, are unaware of the recklessness of the situation.

It's not only this table, but also the other employees around the table are relying on their vaunted hearing to get a whiff of what's going to happen.

”You're scheming, aren't you, sir!

I don't know.

Jiro-san, your mouth is smiling, isn't it?

”Oops.

The alcohol seems to have loosened his facial muscles.

Meanwhile, your gaze is growing in anticipation of Kaido.

'So?　What are you doing for me?

”Oh, hey, what's a girl to expect?

I'll get it!　Otokaido-chu, we're going to Otaru Ikki!

It's outrageous to make a woman's expectations frustrated. In desperation, Kaido asks the devil waiter to order a barrel of sake.

Witness!　If you succeed in one fell swoop, I'll buy you a drink!

At the declaration of standing on the table, the bar is at once filled with excitement and there are cheers everywhere.

Magic-enhanced arms hold up a full barrel of liquor like lifting a baby, and Kaido's recklessness begins as the call is heard from the surroundings.

Fortunately, the table top is mostly empty, and we're dressed in our swimsuits and hoodies.

There's a shower nearby, so it's safe to spill your drink.

Even if we were to reverse, I'm physically capable of avoiding it, even when I'm drunk.

Oh, here we go.

”You are a bad person,

”Really?

Yes, it's obvious by looking at what you're holding in your right hand?

”Got it, you want to eat?

”Yes, thank you.

Still, I'll take precautions.

”Chit-chat!　In one breath, that is!

”See!　Get fired up!

”Show your sister how cool you are!

Something about three people were blending in and making a lot of noise, but I had stepped away from them with a mug and a plate of snacks.

Suela noticed this and came over to the side.

I offer her a plate with cheese on it, and that number diminishes.

Can you drink that much alcohol by magic?

”There are techniques to enhance the body's absorption as a kind of enhancement, although it is theoretically possible to develop techniques to enhance combustion in the body in combination with the technique.

What?

If you ask me if I can do it with alcohol in my system, it would be difficult, even for me.

Then you're right to leave.

It's not manga or anime.

There's no way that much would fit in Kaido's body, no matter how hard we try.

Mugu!

””What?”

”Goblophos!

””Geez!

In the not-too-distant future, a screaming wreck will be born.

Perhaps a burp or something has stopped you from drinking.

The calm before the storm, the big eruption after it stopped.

All that was left was the carbon dioxide gas in your stomach, which exploded like Mentos Cola.

Screaming like a woman in the face of catastrophe, some are backing away as fast as they can, some are defending something hefty with magical barriers, and some are shielding the onlookers next to them.

The difference between each member avoiding something that has blown up at their own discretion and furthermore laughing from afar at the sight is interesting to watch.

Well, that's what happens.

If you knew, you could have stopped it.

I didn't want to ruin the mood.

You're lying. You're laughing again, aren't you?

”Hahahaha, what about you, Suela?

Well, I'm not sure. I just wanted to be there for Jiro-san.

”Wow, that's slick.

As a man, I can't say more about her adorable behavior.

The rest of the day was spent gazing at the center of the whirlpool of laughter after the devastation, and who could say what action was taken.

What are you doing?

”Uvara!”?

Kitamiya's all-out straightforwardness is quite something.

Haha, bothering the store.

I thought it would be okay, because this level of dirt will be cleaned up in a second.

”It's convenient.

”Oh, Sheng and Memoria, you guys are okay.

I kind of knew what to expect.

I wonder if Katsu's ability to sense danger was honed in the south, anticipating the consequences and securing food and drink.

”I never thought you would let me use atomization.

Are you involved?

But this vampire girl was so curious that she was watching in the neighborhood.

Who could have guessed that she would have to demonstrate her vampire secret skills in this tavern tragedy.

Didn't this guy think that giants and demons could handle it, but didn't he think that humans were impossible?

I said I'd show you.

”Yeah, he's a flirt and a spur-of-the-moment kind of guy.

I'll put up a protective barrier next time.

You see that?

”Because humans are not interested in

”You've been called an oddball, haven't you?

I've been told . Why is that?

It's a good idea to be aware of the rude words you're saying, although it may be due to the influence of alcohol.

It's not just a good idea to have a good time, but it's also a good idea to have a good time.

”You know why that face is asking me, don't you?

”I read in a Japanese book that this is how human men are attracted to it.

Quite simply, it was a mockery.

It was deliberate. What's the reference, by the way?

It's a hundred techniques to lose the opposite s*x (facial expressions).

I don't know where to go with it.

Should I go at the publisher who made it, or at this guy who lives in a fantasy world of buying it, or at me for trying to practice it and making me the target?

Well, either way, all I can say is.

”How do you feel?

I thought you'd know better than me being beaten.

”Then think of a few more options.

”Then I'll think of another way.

The only way to do that is to question the outcome.

I wouldn't want you to do that, if you could.

Ooh, my right arm felt a touch of happiness.

”I'll give up the first seat, so if you give me the second one, I'm fine with that.

That being said, I can't help but think about it.

Yes, let's wait a minute, fantasy people.

This is Japan, so why does the story proceed by fantasy standards without regard to the person's wishes?

Suela glances at me and I'm sure she'll let me in on the conversation.

”Ah, as a man, I'm happy for you, but unfortunately, I don't have the resources to provide for two people.

Isn't it commonplace in Japan for people to work together?　And don't worry. I have enough savings to support my own children.

”Oh, you're right, d*mn it!　Oddly enough, you know a lot about Japanese affairs!　But a man's pride is torn to shreds, though!

I guess I shouldn't have answered to both the Japanese who can't say no and the Japanese who are indecisive, but he proposed to me in a roundabout way.

...... Why me?

I'm sorry to say this, but although her face is above average, she's not well-groomed enough to be a model, nor is she particularly good-looking or rich.

In terms of the Demon King's Army, his strength is also at the bottom of the pile.

Objectively speaking, it's strange that you can create an atmosphere where you can marry two beautiful women, even if it's indirectly like this.

You'll be able to gulp down the liquor in the other hand and listen to the reason.

From my point of view, I don't remember doing anything in particular. I've got a sense that he was a good friend of the clerk.

”?　You approached me, and I only responded.

”What?　What ouch!　Suela, there is now testimonial evidence that you have done the worst thing for a man!　A chance to explain myself!

What the hell are you doing?

”Oh?　The mood of the shambles, that is.

”You look like you're having fun, Suela - what are you doing?

The devastation of a man who has been seized at the scene of an affair has taken a turn for the worse.

Then, at an inopportune moment, the rest of the team, with the exception of Kaido, arrives.

I demand an explanation.

”No, no idea Guka!

”I'm sorry, I'm sorry?

What did you really do, do you think you'd have an affair too?

”Wow, a leader.

”Leader

”Jiro-kun?　Let's at least explain it to Suela before we decide on the second wife.

Now I feel like my stock price is hopelessly low!

Also, Kaylee, because there is something different about what you're saying!

The feeling of happiness made my right arm tighten and creak, and now I have the strength to bear it.

So I can dredge up memories to explain myself while enduring the pain like this, but I can't remember anything.

The approach?

Approach, approach, ah!

”......!”?

”You do remember, don't you?

”First?　But that was just something I did in a casual way!

Is that so?

When I remembered the incident, I thought I had broken my arm, but miraculously, I was fine.

He seemed to listen to me.

You're lucky that the judge didn't take no for an answer, but if you're found guilty, that's just too funny.

”Ha-ha-ha, that's it, isn't it?　When you weren't ready for the store, and I helped you get it out. That was when you were just starting out.

That's it.

As I recall, from an objective or even memorial perspective it does not look like a man was clumsily trying to approach a woman.

After that, all the loot from the dungeon was redeemed at the memoria.

Since there was no convenient exchange called the Adventurer's Guild, he ended up selling them at the tool shop's memoria, but it could be seen as a man who continued to approach her.

I remember chatting with him and asking him about the memoria while I was doing the assessment.

Isn't that what happened?