Chapter 54 - A Shitty Experience (2/2)
”Eeeee… Eeeee…”
”Eeeee… Eeeee…”
”Shit! Time to run!”
Xiao Wu did not dawdle any longer as she shot off in a new direction. For some reason, Xiao Wu felt that the Wind Apes looked like they were all laughing at her. She did not know why she had this feeling but the damn big grins on their faces was a huge clue to this fact!
As she ran they threw shit. She dodged they threw more shit! Each time they were not actually aiming for her! It was more like they were just playing a game! Xiao Wu was really starting to get pissed! But there was nothing she could do! She did not want to get any ape shit on her! Her pride just would not allow it! To make things even worse though was that as the Wind Apes chased her all the other demonic beast ran away! So she could not even use them as a means of escaping the damn apes! She could even see the fear and disgust in their eyes as the apes got close before running away!
”Damnit! Floaty Lady think of something!”
”Sorry Xiao Wu I need to go umm... take a bath right now so you are on your own for now. Do you best not to get any shit on the ring okay~! Bye Bye~”
”Fuck!”
Xiao Wu wanted to cry the demonic beast left her hanging and even the damn Floaty Lady left her hanging!
”Eeeee… Eeeee…”
”Eeeee… Eeeee…”
”Eeeee… Eeeee…”
”Eeeee… Eeeee…”
”OOoooooOOO”
Xiao Wu heard a new sound and thought that maybe the damn apes ran into a nemesis but when she turned her head all she saw was brown!
*Spat!*
” Son Of A Bitch! ”
Xiao Wu's face was completely painted with shit. Xiao Wu lost it! She turned around her body flickered, disappearing form the Wind Apes sight. The apes were startled because the human who was running away suddenly disappeared. But before they could react, a huge tree trunk came sweeping towards them smashing into their bodies from above! They were not able to move in time and were smashed into the ground leaving a giant crater.
Xiao Wu walked over with brown shit still smeared on her face. She shouted out:
”EEeeeee”
”EEeeeee”
”EEeeeee”
”EEeeeee”
As she stomped on each one of their heads! It would have been fine if it had stopped there since the Apes were already dead but Xiao Wu felt her anger was not appeased as she continued to stomp on the last ape over and over again!
”Teach you to throw shit at me for hours on end! This is for getting shit on my face! This is for getting shit in my mouth! And this is….”
Xiao Wu continued to make up random reasons to keep stomping on the dead ape. After she finally felt her anger subside Xiao Wu let out a long sigh.
”What a shitty experience!”