Chapter 54 - A Shitty Experience (1/2)
Currently, Wu Shuyu was running for her life! While Teang Yu was yelling at her.
”You stupid girl why the fuċk are you running! It's just a Wind Ape! Its only a rank three demonic beast!”
”Fuck you, Floaty Lady! You said I was going to fight demonic beasts but this is bullshit! That fuċkign thing is throwing shit everywhere! You might not care because it will go right through you but I can't avoid it like that!!”
Following behind Xiao Wu was a grey Ape with a stocky build.
”Eeee… Eee..”
”Eeee… Eee… Your Sister! You dirty fuċkɨnġ ape!”
This was the first time in a long time that Xiao Wu had talked so much. In her past life, she used to talk a lot but since coming to this world and being treated like a princess her mentality had slowly regressed. But now after spending just a few days alone in the forest being forced to fight low rank demonic beast by Teng Yu. Her regressed mentality made a huge comeback!
*Splat*
”Eeee… Eeee...”
”Ah! That was close! That was a huge shit! What the fuċk do these guys eat!”
After almost being hit with a big pile of shit, Xiao Wu was forced to change course. She really wished this damn ape would just give up. But as she turned the corner her face paled because in front of her were three more Wind Apes!
”Rank three demonic beasts my ȧss! Floaty Lady that damn apes intelligence is god level! He forced me to come this way! This is all your fault! Instead of going deeper into the woods I should have found my way back to the sect! I could be having sėx right now and living an easy life!”
”What the hell happened to all your grandeur about wanting to grow strong for your loved ones!?”
”I'm already stupidly strong from what you tell me! So it wouldn't matter!”
”So what if your stupidly strong. Remember you do not know how to fight! Even if you are stupidly strong you were still having trouble with rank one demonic beast that you should only need to breath on to defeat! Remember how that horned rabbit almost took your ȧss vɨrġɨnɨtƴ with its horn!?”
”That was a scary experience! Why do you have to bring up scary shit when I'm about to be showered with feces!?”
”Eeeee… Eeeee…”
”Eeeee… Eeeee…”
”Eeeee… Eeeee…”
”Eeeee… Eeeee…”
Multiple Wind Apes tossed out huge lumps of shit towards Xiao Wu. Xiao Wu someone who had not exercised in months was getting the work out of her life on this day. She twisted and turned her body contorting it in directions she had no idea she could even bend. All in order to avoid all the flying shit that was coming at her. After the shit stopped raining down Xiao Wu was huffing and puffing as she held her hands on her knees.
”That was close!”
”Wow! This is better training than I had planned for you. Your movements just now were amazing! Good job Xiao Wu!”
”I do not want your praise for avoiding a shower of shit!”
”Xiao Wu everything you are undergoing is precious training!”
”Precious my ȧss! You go jump in a pile of shit and tell me how much you love it!”
”Eeeee… Eeeee…”
”Eeeee… Eeeee…”