Chapter 175 - My SI Stash #75 - Blackjack does the Worm by Xahn (Worm) (2/2)
As soon as I read the last word the giant wall of text faded away. Hopefully never to return. Now I could actually see my menus and by default it opened to my stats page. The numbers… aren't encouraging.
Species Horselord
Class
Horse of the Apocalypse
Strength 15
Dexterity 4
Agility 14
Speed 19
Constitution 13
Endurance 11
Wisdom 4
Willpower 5
Intelligence 17
Charisma 5
L_e_w_d 37
Luck
ERROR NAN
I can feel a vein on my forehead twitching at the name and class, but it's the error that gets my attention. With an aggravated mental poke I open the Error message under luck.
You're My Bitch. Do you think you have any luck outside what I allow you? Get a crackin' before you get a smackin'.
Sighing, I turn to the trait menu:
L_u_s_t
Regain Health and Mana during s_e_x.
Greed
You can shove anything into your inventory for later use. Yes, even living things. Keep your bitches safe in your interdimensional pocket equivalent. No Carry weight limit, Just be careful trying to fit the Golden Gate Bridge in. Guaranteed Carmen Sandiego proof. ™
Wrath
All attacks are one tier higher in Power during combat.
Envy
If you want something, you instinctively know how to gain it for yourself. Sort of. (You have a quest log with hints, and quest markers. Actually succeeding… That's up to you.
Pride
Stat and perk gains doubled. Once a month you can reallocate your stats however you please.
Sloth
Time doesn't pass while sleeping. Gain the full benefit of sleep with just a blink of your eyes. Want to sleep in? Feel like sleeping for a week? A year? Go ahead and do it!
Gluttony
Doubled health regeneration from eating. Your stomach is literally bottomless, and you gain a small amount of stats for each new thing you eat.
MAGIC
Yer a wizzard Horsey. Despite lacking hands, and not being in a setting where magic even exists you can still cast spells. Watch out, in a world without magic mana only regenerates naturally with s_e_x.
Aura
You Project a single emotion in a 12 foot radius at all times. Defaults to l_u_s_t, requires concentration to switch to another emotion. Has a minimum power strength. Power strength can be increased over the maximum with the use of mana.
Addictive
Your blood,sweat, tears, c_u_m, and pheromones are all addictive aphrodisiacs with a side of caffeine. Look you're a talking horse, you want to get laid you're gonna need all the help you can get.
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Okay… Not as broken as MRCYOA but still s_e_x themed, unfortunately. I guess I can live with it. Note to self, do not give Dinah, or Vista piggyback rides, I'd rather not end up in prison, The Birdcage, or a glue factory.
I take a quick glance at skills, there's not much there, to be honest. Sword fighting, stealth, three schools of magic (black, white, pink) and Aura which at level one pushes 1-10 points worth of a single emotion can't be turned off, constantly generates exp if there's anyone in range,and judging from the noise coming through the wall next to me and the little ding as it levels up ( gaining another 6 feet to the radius, and boosting the effect to 2-20… and there they go…
With a sigh I force the slider down to its new minimum of two. The happy couple on the other side of the wall calm down as well.
Okay… Brave New World, Here I come.
I almost feel sorry for Earth Bet