Chapter 159 - My SI Stash #59 - Awesome Is My Middle Name by GodsWorld (Harry Potter) (1/2)
-SI as Harry Potter~ Wish fulfillment fic of course, just like any SI fics in general lol
Sypnosis: Getting myself killed and waking up as the boy who lived. Check .Get ready Hogwarts now a man reincarnated as Harry Potter will leave his mark onto the wizarding world be it for the Greater Good. Reincarnation, SI!Harry, Harry/Hermione/Narcissa/Fleur, Nice Petunia
Rated: T
Words: 43K
Posted on: m.fanfiction.net/s/13479326/1/Awesome-Is-My-Middle-Name (GodsWorld)
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Chapter 1
I got reincarnated.
How did I get reincarnated you ask?
Well, I don't have an answer to that.
And who did I get reincarnated into?
Well, I got reincarnated into a boy who has messy black hair, green eyes and a lightning shaped scar in his forehead.
That's right, Ladies and gentlemen, I am motherf_u_c_k_i_n_g Harry potter who is currently 5 years old and is scrawny as hell.
At first, I thought I was having hallucinations and was having a nasty hangover, those thoughts ended quickly due to Petunia opening the door and violently grabbing my arm to drag me out of the cupboard.
While cooking breakfast I concluded that I somehow got myself killed from drinking too much alcohol and my soul travelled to an alternate reality where ones fiction is another's reality. Great!
'Well' I thought, I guess I shall play this role for now before having the time to think what to do next.
=====3 YEARS LATER=====
I easily adapted to play the role of Harry potter and changed a few things along the way. With my mentality being that of a 28 year old, I aced all of my test and exams from elementary to high school level education in the age of eight while having physical training to be athletic and get a better figure built for myself. I goti proclaimed as a bloody genius. I made it private with my tutors so anyone from the wizarding world would not just find out about me just from my goddamn name by giving excuses that I hated any sort of publicity. I learnt that I have eidetic memory and have extremely sharp senses. I can probably hear the noise from a gust of wind 100 meters away from me.
My relationship with my aunt grew complicated. Aunt Petunia was a bitch at first glance but after me taking care of her and doing the household work when she was sick while the rest of the Dursley didn't even bothered to check up on her created a special place for me in her bitter heart going so far to even apologize to me saying that she will do her best to take care of me and will treat me like her son also telling the truth about my parents, magic and everything related to it. while having some resentment with the rest of her family.
Dudley Dursley is somewhat jealous of me for being more smart and athletic than him and hated me for grabbing his mother's attention for myself. Vernon Dursley is the only one from Dursley except for Aunt Marge who hates my guts to the extreme and is always skeptical of me, even going so far to keep a bloody rifle under his bed if I dared to do something 'abnormal' around him. (Well F_u_c_k you too buddy)
Unknowingly, to all of them I am always practicing my control over my magic to get better results when I finally get myself a wand from Ollivander. I started to do magic I knew you probably could do wandlessly such as Occlumency, Legilimency, Apparition and obviously Animagus form. Only getting success in Occlumency and Apparition even though It hurts like hell to get squished around before emptying my stomach. I know it is supposed to be hard or something but by reading the novels and lore behind the wizarding world, I could somewhat understand the working of magic that is portrayed in the wizarding world and because I am Harry F_u_c_kin Potter, The boy who lived and all that jazz and stuff. I also discovered that I am an empath and can feel the emotion of other individuals.
I now basically have a routine of studying everything no-magic related such as medicine, engineering, commerce and many other courses of university level because If you have a chance to live again why not go all out and don't regret a single thing because you left something out of your life while I also secretly try to uncover how magic works from all perspective
Currently 11 years old, I succeeded in everything I was trying to do from getting masters in various courses without going public, Learning wandless magic such as Occlumency which got my mind organized to the point where I can control each and every emotion I have and also having a giant library for my mindscape. I also become an expert in Legilimency to the point where I can hear thoughts from many people at once like Charles Xavier (Professor X) but can easily control it to the point where I can hear nothing because hearing people's thought with sharp senses can get bloody annoying and nauseous at times
I also learned to master Apparition where I can travel from Surrey to Tokyo undetected and finally Animagus form which was the hardest to do but so worth it, It was exhilarating when I first transformed and ran around the nearby forests sneakily and did what everyone in my position would have done, I howled. I transformed into an awesome looking direwolf that has grey fur and is probably half the size of my bloody room.
The project that I am most proud of is a smartphone. The only smartphone that is available of this era. Since I used to work in a mobile manufacturing company I know the components and the structure of many flagsh_i_p_s such as the IPhone or major Android phone While took months to get all the raw material and getting tools to turn them into the required components. I finally assembled a phone with its own OS which I proudly called Dragon Mark l. The whole purpose of the phone was for me to record data that I collect from the books of the wizarding world as well as from the muggle world that I collect in my own personal library.
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It is Dudley's Birthday and the Dursley decided to celebrate by going to the zoo. I was also invited due to Aunt Petunia who at this point of time loved me the most out of her family. She changed honestly for the better and become what everyone would call a perfect housewife/mother.
The rest of the Dursley grew even worse to the point where Dudley is now just a bloody hooligan now and Vernon got himself addicted to alcohol and terribly trying to hide it. (Petunia is now genuinely thinking for a divorce hating Vernon and Dudley more by the second)
I believed that my magic secretly influenced the Dursley on the basis of how I feel about them to the point where those I liked such as Petunia became better as a person, while those I disliked or somewhat hated became worse than they were before.
Dudley who is now a wider than a door and has a brain that is only the size of peanuts acted like a childlike manner and threw a temper tantrum for me to not go there.
”Why should he go there? Its my birthday and I don't want that freak anywhere near me” Dudley said in the most annoying voice possible in which I just rolled my eyes while Petunia just wanted to strangle him and if glares could kill Dudley would have been ten times dead.
Petunia said with a sharp edge in her voice ”Don't you ever call him that you brat or there will be consequences and If he wants to he will go to the zoo whether you like it or not”
She turns her head to me and her gaze change from loathing to almost loving ”Harry dear do you want to see the animals in the zoo”
I responded in a similar manner ”If you want me to come with you than we should go mom”
Me and Aunt Petunia loved each other to bits. I loved her because she is awesome honestly I thought she was a bitch like she was portrayed in the novels and movies but after changing her attitude she is that super beautiful aunt of yours who makes your favorite food every time you ask her for snacks or buy the best presents without you even knowing. I call her mom because she forced me into it and I always love to say it to her.
Dudley tried to argue ”But—”
”No Buts, Harry will go there if he wants to. You don't have any say on this matter” Interrupted Aunt Petunia with a stern face at Dudley who already whimpering at the kitchen table now rushed out the kitchen probably towards Vernon to complain.
”Thanks mom! He was giving me a headache with all that yelling” I replied while going to the near the counter to help her make breakfast.
She sighed ”I know dear, Vernon spoiled him too much and even that is an understatement. He personally expects me to give him 10 to 15 presents like a bloody slave. Even if I did he would just try to show it of to you not realizing that you are to m_a_t_u_r_e for that sort of drama”
I also rubbed my head with my hand and said ”I know that but it always grates my nerve when he starts to drive you nuts with all his 'manly' attitude. I swear he is going to be goddamn drug addict at the end of the decade”
”I would try to deny that but even I think the same is going to happen” she responded in a bitter tone.
”Don't be sad Mom. Well at least you have me for you” I reassured her.
She looks at me fondly, comes near me and rubs my hair saying ”I know sweetheart. I know that you will always be there for me but sooner or later that damn Hogwarts letter will come and you will leave me all alone with them” She ended that sentence with a hint of contempt.
I almost forgot that Aunt Petunia still hates magic saying that it was the thing that drove Lily away from her. In my first life, I was raised in an orphanage since birth so I never really felt any of that parental love until in my second life, I met Aunt Petunia who came along and became a mother figure for me. She is really special to me and if someone do any sort of harm to her then they should prey to God to not encounter me.
”Mom, you know if you want me to write letters to you daily then perhaps you should tell me that in the first place and don't forget that you are my most favorite person in the world, I would never ever forget about you” I told her reassuringly and snapping her of that 'Magic Is terrible' thoughts from her mind
She sheepishly said ”Oh Sorry! I know you keep your word but its just I don't want you to end up like your mother when she just didn't know me anymore considering me as just another muggle and keeping herself busy with magic all the time to not even bother who her own sister was anymore”
Quick history lesson, turns out that after Petunia called Lily a freak when they were young, she later wanted to apologize to her but Lily just started to avoid her and with magic subtlety helping her not to be noticed, it was basically impossible for Petunia to apologize. Lily impression of her sister didn't change over the years and that was the reason that Petunia resented Lily and in extension the wizarding world and magic altogether.
”Mom, I am your son for a long time and even if there is magic in my life I wouldn't forget about you, you know that I would never to that to anyone especially you” saying to her to make her feel better about herself.
Petunia slightly blushed saying ”Oh my! The one thing that I am always glad that you inherited from your parents was Lily's wits and James charms. My gods you are going to have witches around you trying to take you for themselves”
Now is my time to blush saying ”That wouldn't ha-happen a-an-anytime soon. You know that” embarrassed that I stuttered a bit. (I always keep my emotions open to my Aunt because seriously would you ever be cold to your own mother)
My Aunt slightly laughs at my embarrassment saying ”It's okay to be embarrassed Harry well you should get ready I think Vernon already ready to go and knowing him, there will be another argument about you that might last a while”
”Sorry mom, I know it is always hard for you to stand up to him” I said angry at myself for not always being there for her.
”I should be the one to apologize Harry. I wished I could have given you a better life than a life where people ridiculing you that were meant to raise you. I wish I just wish I wasn't such a bitch to you when you were just a young babe placed outside my front door” said Aunt Petunia who was now just almost about to cry.
I rushed towards her to give her a hug saying ”Never ever call yourself that and I don't care anything about the past. I would always love you for who you are to me. You are my mom”
”Oh sorry Harry, you know I am the emotional one out of the both of us” Petunia lightheartedly replied also hugging me very tightly.
The moment ended when Vernon entered the kitchen not happy at seeing me with my Aunt meanwhile Aunt quickly releases me from her hug and glares at Vernon saying to him ”Don't you start now Vernon, he will go and that is final” she looks to me ”Dear, why don't you wait for us at the car while me and your uncle have a quick chat” saying in a very sweet tone that gave Vernon and even me chills through our body.
'Nope, this is a disaster in the making. Even I have to pity you Vernon you pissed her of big time' I thought rushing out of the house to the car giving Dudley and his friend who were sitting in the backseat my patented 'Talk and you will suffer' glare to shut both of them up before they say something stupid.
After 20 minute of screaming, shouting and a THUMP! sound that actually made both Dudley, his friend and even me jump from our seats came Aunt Petunia who was smiling at me and Uncle Vernon who had a lump in his forehead