Chapter 85 - My SI Stash #85 - A Guy and His Girls by Emizaquel (Rule34 E-Multicross) (2/2)
We turned to Yang, who was, at this point just sort of slumped on the ground next to Hinata.
Yang turned to the other three, ”Just make him hot, I need to think about things.
”All set then?”
I turned to the salesman, ”Yeah, The dream date package.”
As he handed over the selections for the girls to pick over, Yang and Ahri pulled me aside to quiz me more on what I had told them before.
And then, all of a sudden, a burning pain spread through my bones and I saw my flesh split in front of my eyes.
A/N: This has not been beta'ed, but anyone who wants to make sure my work is somewhat grammatically correct can PM me and I'll let them in on the google doc of what I'm working on.
Chapter 1
I came too on the small bed in a crowded apartment as the nine women tried to find places to sit.
Gingerly pulling myself up, I turned to them, ”Want any drinks?”
”Jon you shouldn't be moving!” I turned to Mercy, who had her staff trained on me.
I hold up a hand, ”I'm fine though.”
”The ordeal must have been exhausting, you were screaming for quite a while. Raven had to leave for quite a while until you calmed down.” opined MErcy
”No, I'm fine, actually. Just a bit sticky.” I raise my hand and pick at it, dried blood peeling off my skin.
I looked at the mattress and g_r_o_a_n_e_d, ”Damnit!”
She laughed, ”You noticed?”
The bed was covered in blood, a massive bio-hazard if I had ever seen one.
”How was this much blood even inside of me?” I asked
Mercy shrugged, ”You bled enough blood to fill an entire a_d_u_l_t man. But I suppose you gained mass from elsewhere for the rest of your body, so I suppose that they could do this as well.”
I pushed myself up and ambled over to the mirror, ”Speaking of which, let's see what you have done to me.”
What greeted me was still visibly me, but changed in subtle ways. I was a bit taller, bringing me up to even two hundred centimeters.
My fat had been stripped away entirely, revealing more muscle than I ever had in my life. Still, it was the compact and practical muscle rather than the show-muscles of a bodybuilder.
My dark hair was now thicker and longer, naturally falling back into a quiff and my beard was trimmed back to to a thin chin-strap that faded from barely opaque at my newly chiseled jawline to clear skin in b_a_r_e centimeters.
Well, not clear skin. I could see the beginnings of stubble all across my face.
And my eyes. Apparently, the process included free LASIK, since I didn't need my glasses any more.
I considered my options and turned to the women and posed, ”Like your handiwork?”
A few women cat-called, but Mercy just blushed, ”I'd like it better if it wasn't covered in blood. Go clean up!”
As I pick through my closet, I frown, ”I'm going to have to stop by the garment district. None of these will fit me.”
The women paused, ”We hadn't thought about that.”
I scrounge through the drawers and eventually pick out a shirt and a pair of tracksuit pants, ”At least it's the weekend, I can get away with this for long enough to buy some cloth and put together a few pieces.”
Hinata turned to me, ”So… you are a tailor?”
”Nah, just a hobby.” I shrugged, ”I'm a developer professionally, but I like to learn new skills and sometimes, what I learn is decent enough that I keep it up. I never really liked fast fashion, especially when it barely takes me an hour to knock out a perfectly tailored shirt or two hours to knock out a pair of pants.”
”Um… Developer?”
I pause, ”I guess you wouldn't have encountered those in your world.”
I wave over to my computer where Yang was watching RWBY, ”That's a computer, it's a machine that can do a lot of math and show the results as pictures, text and numbers.”
Hinata nodded, ”Um is it like the screens at the Chunin exams?”
”Yep, developers like me use a language to tell the programs what math to do in order to do all sorts of things, like sending video across the world or making shops that exist in computers.”
”That sounds nice…”
”How about this, once Yang is done catching up with her life and future, I'll show you what we can do on computers.”
Hinata nodded, ”That sounds nice.”
After I came out of the shower, I saw everyone posted up around the room, doing various things.
”So, we need to figure out a plan. My flat isn't going to be enough for all of us.”
Elizabeth raised her hand, ”Um I can try and open those portals we talked about.”
I nodded, ”I guess the first thing to do would be to see if you can… open up a portal to an alternate of this world, preferably one where people don't exist.” my voice wavered as my first line of thought gave me a bad feeling and I quickly switched tracks.
Elizabeth seemed oddly relieved, ”Here then?”
I nodded and helped move a table out of the way so that the area was relatively clear.
In moments, a large gate opened up in the room. Beyond us was a sprawling view of forests that stretched out as far s the eye could see.
And then it slammed shut.
”So you can open portals here,” Mercy noted, ”I suppose the question then becomes if you can open a portal to our worlds.”
I nod, ”Whose world do you want to try Elizabeth?”
Elizabeth paused, ”How would I know which worlds they are?”
We all considered the conundrum, and eventually, Gwen spoke up, ”How do you open the portals exactly?”
”How do I say this… I sort of… reach out and I feel all these worlds and sometimes I get little flashes of what's there. And I then I can grab the picture I see and pull it to make a gate.”
Raven turned to Elizabeth, ”So if we asked you to make another portal back to that forest world?”
”I can recognize the feeling of the world, so I could open the portal pretty easily.” Elizabeth confirmed.
Gwen thought for a moment, ”Do you know the feeling of your world?”
”Umm…”
I put a hand on her shoulder, ”If you don't want to go back, we don't have to.”
Elizabeth sat down, ”Just not now. I don't want to go back to that room.”
Tracer nodded in understanding, before perking up, ”Key do you think this will help?” she said pointing at her chronal accelerator.
I look at Elizabeth who shrugged, closed her eyes and poked at it, ”I feel something…”
And then she groped Tracer.
Tracer grabbed the offending hand and pulled it away, ”Getting a little fresh there Luv?”
”What? No, I felt something!”
”You can probably sense quantum signatures then, we still have the quantum signatures of our universes, so you might be able to match up those signatures with our worlds. Well, if you can find them at least.” Commented Gwen.
”Mercy and Tracer's world is probably the safest to try that with, then,” I comment.”Yang's world has two gods that may or may not be active, Hinata's world has a clan of dimensionally-travelling genocidal farmers, the world that Raven and Starfire and Raven come from is regularly destroyed and re-created, Gwen's might not be doing that, but it might be arguably worse, what with Galactus, the Celestials and the Infinity Gems all in play, Elizabeth doesn't want to go home and we don't know enough about the specifics of Ahri's world to say that the organizers of the League of Legends who are known to deal with dimensional shenanigans aren't involved”
”We really need an accounting of all of our situations before we make any real decisions.” remarked Gwen
I grab my computer, ”Here, I'll pull up the wikis for your settings so that you can explore. It's getting late and I need to buy some food and clothes for my new body.”
Getting cloth was relatively easy, though I was forced to buy a few cheap shirts that I could wear for the next couple of days.
As I returned, I saw Raven's blue cloak hung up on my coat-rack.
”Hey, I'm home!” I announced
I dropped off the groceries on the counter as I walked across the flat. The girls were all crowed around the computer, and after putting away the shirts, I headed over to them.
And over their shoulders, I saw it.
The bloody picture.
I sighed, ”Well, I can see that you found the thing.”
”We don't look anything like this!” they complained.
”Fan art does that a lot. It makes it pretty hard to judge what age you were supposed to be” I shrug, ”Plus a lot of those are depicting you when you are older.”
”Why am I wearing a white cloak in this?” Raven questioned.
I shrug, ”Well, that's after you sent dear old dad packing.”
Raven sat there stunned as we discussed the appearance of each of the girls on the image.
A/N:
Did you know that there's a new version of the economy?
Spoiler: Rule 34 Economy v2
What are your choices?
A quick scan (and boy are there a lot more women) gives me this:
Jolyne, Zatanna, Sombra, Symmetra, Storm, Android 18, Jasmine