Chapter 65 - My SI Stash #65 - I Think I Might want to Avoid F_u_c_k_i_n_g Them All by Charlemagne (Pokemon) (2/2)
Mom looked down at me and ruffled my hair as she squatted to my level. ”You'll be traveling up to see him yourself soon enough dear” she planted a smooch on my forehead, leaving a lipstick mark there. ”After all you're going to finally get to be a trainer. Professor Birch has offered to provide you a starter pokemon.”
I must not have been able to keep the excitement off my face as mom giggled happily, it didn't matter if I was in a dark version of the Pokémon world, it was still a chance for me to go on an epic journey of wonder and majesty. ”Alright now Charles, why don't you go over to professor Birches house and see if he's home, it's the one right to the left as you go out the door.”
I nodded in agreement, running to put on my silly hat before I went out the door, it just wouldn't be this world without it. Opening the door I was greeted by a blast of tropical air as the warm Hoenn climate made me feel comfortable, like Florida in summer. I could swear I heard the sound of trumpets, faintly in the distance.
'alright now over to the birch house.' the house was identical to my own, though reversed. I walked up the door and politely rang the doorbell.
A woman wearing a polka dot dress stepped out, looking down at me. ”Yes? and you are?”
”Charles Ma'am” I bowed politely, as was apparently custom. weird a_s_s Japanese.
”Oh right, yes I heard about your condition from my husband, professor Birch, did you move in next door? It must be quite difficult looking so much younger than you are.” She gave me what I think was a look of genuine concern, which was nice, but not really welcome.
I tried to brush off the concern, waving it away, I don't want a handicap after all. I just want to train pokemon. ”It's not to bad, and yes, we just finished moving in.”
”Wonderful, I'm glad it doesn't get in your way too much. you see we have a daughter about the same age as you, she's been so excited about making a new friend, you should go up and see her, she's in the room at the top of the stairs on the right. You should go up and introduce yourself.”
”Thanks,” I gave her a winning smile ”I will”
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The minute that Charles was out of the room Madeline Birche's hand found its way down into her crotch. She had just barely been able to maintain a straight face through that conversation, especially after he had flashed that heart melting smile, she was just glad he had gone upstairs soon after. The child was simply too cute, only her firm mind, commitment to her husband and the existence of her daughter upstairs had held her back from something heinous. Wiping the sweat off her brow with her other hand, she quickly moved to her bedroom to relieve stress. One thought on her mind
'That kid is dangerous.'
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I walked up the stairs to Mays door, slightly askew, and decorated in pictures of pokemon she had apparently taken. Forgetting to knock, I walked inside.
And immediately walked back out, blushing furiously and shutting the door behind me. May, inside, half dressed had been clutching at one of her n_i_p_p_l_es as she masturbated through her jogging shorts. Pulling her shirt up with her mouth.
”What the heck” she questioned as I walked in the door, her shirt falling back over her nice, perky b_r_e_a_s_ts, her n_i_p_p_l_es hard in the air-conditioned room.
”Sorry” I quickly left and closed it behind me. My apology was met with silence.
I couldn't suppress the growing erection in my pants despite dedicating significant willpower.
About a minute later, giving her enough time to clean up, May came out to the door. Beckoning me inside. ”Hey, sorry you had to see that,” she said, sitting herself down on her bed and straightening her bow. ”I don't get much private time, but it was my fault for leaving the door open.”
”I didn't knock, so let's just forget about it ok”
”Alright, hmm, you are.” she looked me up and down, thinking, I desperately tried to keep my raging boner pressed between my legs rather than let it up where she could see. I would rather not be a s_e_x toy for May, after all, would make the journey harder.
”Oh, you must be Charles? Your move was today Huh?” She said apparently straight-faced, with only a lingering trace of her earlier blush. It was actually kind of impressive how quickly her face paled.
”Yep, that's me”
”Well I'm May, it's super nice to meet you, you see uh,” oh and now the blush was back ”You see I have this dream of becoming friends with pokemon all over the world, and we'll I was hoping you would be nice so we could be friends and go out on our quests together because of how dangerous it is and all.” Now her whole face was pink and she was pressing her fingers together. 'Holy shit, my heart' the taller girls stared down at me sadly. ”That's just silly isn't it, after all, I've just met you haven't I.” She desperately looked to the sides, obviously seeking a way to escape the award situation she had put herself in.
”Uhhh, Oh Right, I've gotta go help dad catch pokemon, bye Charles.” May was clearly fidgeting, trying to get away
She made a move for the door, grabbing her bag off of her bed in one sweeping motion, but I, not letting the opportunity go to waste, grabbed onto her shirt and reassured her. ”It's not silly at all May, I'll be happy to be your friend, and go on our journey together, now go, help your dad catch pokemon, we can talk more later okay?”
I flashed her my winning smile again and I swear you could practically see her face turn red as a matador's cloak with the way her blush lit up, but with remarkable composure for a young teen, she managed to make her way down the stairs and away.
After giving her a bit of time, I myself headed down the stairs, and left the Birch house behind, surprisingly misses Birch was nowhere to be seen, presumably going out for groceries or something, so I locked their door behind me when I left.
Heading towards the gate of the town, where I knew the next story beat would take place, I saw a young woman in a yellow sundress standing by the edge.
”Excuse me lady, what's going on.”
She turned around and then was startled at how short I was, but she soon dropped down to talk to me.
”Ah, sorry kid, I just heard some screaming out there, it's probably Someone being attacked by a pokemon, but it's much too dangerous to go out into the tall grass without one of my own, so I can't go to help.” She seemed to stare down at me for a moment before smiling creepily. ”But you don't need to worry about that so much, why don't you come on back to my place and have some Hot cocoa with me.” I looked down realizing that my bulge was clearly showing through my pants, which must have triggered whatever effect causes everyone to feel the need to f_u_c_k me.
”Sorryladygottarun.”
Speedy Gonzales and Sonic the hedgehog have nothing on how fast I was able to beeline it out of that gate and away from her.
Within ten seconds I was already in sight of the rotund form of professor Birch, a Poochyena biting at his heels and tearing up his lab coat.
”Help Meeeeeee” he shouted, spotting me as I entered the route. ”Please help, in my bag there are pokeballs, I can't keep running forever.”
I ran up to the leather sack and rummaged into it, discovering three pokeballs. I could see into each, at the tiny forms of a torchic, a mudkip and a Treecko.
This was the big moment, what would my starter be? The moment my whole life had been leading up to. I grabbed Torchic, sending it out of the pokeball, unfortunately, the laser went wide.
The Tiny bird landed in the bushes off to my right rather than in front of me, turns out it's a bit hard to aim the laser without practice.
The Poochyena turned to face my undefended form, a fire in its eyes.
It was time to do battle for the first time, and I was unprotected.
'This journey is going to suck isn't it.'
Far away in a place between dimensions a strange professor chuckled. ”We'll see.”
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Author's Note: Welcome to the first chapter of a new Story, using this imgur.com/a/2QZEE CYOA, with a few tweaks for story reasons. What does everyone think of the Premise? The Spoiler section below is an actual spoiler, so be aware that it will reveal plot elements.
Spoiler: CYOA STATS (Warning, these do actually spoil the story, as Charles Can't remember them.)
Leave any Questions comments or criticisms below because I go through feedback like a hungry Snorlax.
This is a reversal of the ”Woman goes around f_u_c_k_i_n_g and getting f_u_c_k_e_d by monsters” stories that are fairly popular. gratuitous amounts of reverse **** are likely to be present along with obviously a lot of Pokephilia. Felt it was right to give a heads up since people were upset by it in the last fic.
See you later Poke-S_l_u_ts.