Chapter 278 - Soul: Almost puked blood. (1/2)
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Aizen Sosuke is before anything else a very persistent man. But I guess to reach his level of strength and schemes, persistence is most likely fundamental.
Every since the Pink Month passed, that month I pranked both Aizen and Momo with pink paint and glitter, Aizen has been trying with his utmost efforts to put me under [Kyoka Suigetsu].
He invites me to the lectures that he gives to the ”benefit” of the Gotei 13 *Rolls Eyes*. He keeps sending me invites to some parties and events he organizes, to his calligraphy classes, to drink tea, to talk about the weather.
And on Ever. F.u.c.k.i.n.g. Godammit. Opportunity. He tries to show me his [Shikai], it became some kind of a pseudo obsession of his, which is honestly borderline creepy.
The funny thing is that my evil twin is extremely torn between me being a genius or a complete idiot. You have no idea how fun is to mess around with someone who clearly can overthink themselves to death, in that area Urahara is more alike to Aizen than he would like to admit.
To this day the shopkeeper is still trying to ”unravel” the mystery that is Aizen Senju. And I am having the time of my life with this.
Why waste my time elaborating on all of this? Well... My evil twin decided to invite me again for some tea, but instead of refusing, dodging the question, or simply finding an excuse to not go like I always did. This time I accepted.
Why? Because the chance to mess around with him is almost priceless. Principally in such a crucial time like right now that Ichigo is invading the place and going to start causing chaos. Normally this would be a time where the [Traitor Trinity of Three] should be extremely busy, and I bet Aizen thought I would refuse this invite like before.
Nah, he didn't just thought I wouldn't go, he expects me not to. And that is why I am going to do the exact opposite. Why? Because it's fun to mess around like this.
I readily accepted the invite, the poor message was completely stunned for some seconds, before started blinking in absolute confusion; ”...S-Sir c-can you r-repeat, please?”, the confusion was more than accentuated on his voice, his body was even trembling due to the sheer surprise.
”Yeah, I will accept the invitation for tea.”, I said completely nonchalantly already getting up.
”W-Wait S-Sir I need to notify captain first.”, the poor thing was getting pretty fl.u.s.tered right now, he probably doesn't know what to do, and he is a simple foot soldier.
”Nonsense. Why waste so much energy in such a pointless endeavor? If you want to waste energy so much, why not do it on training? Go outside Shinigami, and I want 1000 sword swings from you in all the basic forms. Like this, you will be spending your time more productively.”, without wasting any more time I simply passed through the now resigned, and fearful Shinigami. And continued walking towards my Captain's office.
This is also one of the reasons that a lot of people in the 5th Division are slightly fearfully of me, my absurd physical punishments. No, I don't beat anyone, I just order them to do push-ups, sword swings, laps around the barracks, things like that.
Soon enough everyone started fearing those punishments, and no one dares to slack off, because they all know the consequences due to some nasty examples in the past. Why do something like this? To raise the combat powers of the division of course. Few people noticed but thanks to me our division is one of the best in terms of physical conditioning and strength. Do you think the poisonous plants I put into the food were just to mess around with people's stomachs? They help their bodies too you know.
With very few people realizing the 5th division quickly climbed the ranks of one of the most physically developed divisions of the Gotei 13.
My steps echoed on the wooden floor, with slow and steady steps I approached the Captain's office door.
Knocking on the door I hear Aizen shouting from the inside; ” I already said to not disturb me, you-”, I didn't wait for him to finish talking and simply entered his office.