Chapter 264 - Soul: Direct Discordia. (2/2)
Soon enough it is already the next day, everyone woke up like normal and proceed with their routines. But when they exited their rooms they could see there was something strange in the air, but they couldn't point what. Some people ate breakfast in the food hall having to subsequently spend at least another entire hour in the bathroom due to some ”complications”.
At this moment Momo had just woken up and started to prepared tea for her, she smelled that her tea was a tad bit different than normal but she just thought it was another new brand or something like that. A few hours later she would curse her past self for being so idiotic distracted.
Drinking her tea she steps outside of her room, her eyes widening as wide as saucers, her mouth rang open, and from her throat, just a huge ”WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT” sound could be heard. The sound was so loud that even the birds around the barracks started to fly away in absolute fright.
From my office, I could hear the loud stomping of Momo going around checking the whole division.
”WHY THE F.U.C.K EVERYTHING IS PINK?”(Momo).
Some more loud stomping and screaming noises from some low-level Shinigami's I heard another shout.
”THERE IS EVEN GLITTER ON THIS SHIT!!!! WHAT THE F.U.C.K???”(Momo)
Mores stomping sounds and an equal loud scream could be heard from across the barracks.
”KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”
One of the most effeminate screams I've heard in my entire life... but I am quite conflicted here... This voice definitely belonged to the macho man that is the 8th seat officer, heck the guy is even taller than me. The poor bodybuilder has been the one suffering the most in my hands, due to him having to eat a lot of food due to the body training he does, he eats in the food hall as it is for free. So he was the one who ingested the most number of poisons, the funny thing is that he ate so much food from there that in this sole week he has been eating poisoned food that he started developing poison resistance. Sadly, it appears he didn't develop enough Lieutenant resistance yet.
Soon nought I started hearing a loud stomping sound coming towards my office, before Momo could enter I picked up a large pot of Super Glue, filled it with pudding, picked a big spoon and started to slowly eat it.
Soon enough the door was torn out of its hinges with a kick strong enough to level a mountain. A furious momo covered in pink and glitter appeared at my office doorstep. Did I mention that I also pranked her office int the same way I did Aizen's? No? Oh, my bad, I will make sure I don't forget it next time. Not. Seeing the furious pinkete in front of me I put the super glue pot on my table and continued eating ”Super Glue” calmly.
Momo who is nearly exploding opened her mouth to say something, but before any sound could exit her mouth I precisely interrupted her.
”Yo.”(Aizen).
The way I lazily said that while waving my spoon full of ”Glue”, just infuriated her even more. If she was a volcano she would be close to an eruption already. Gritting her teeth she shouts.
”YOU. I KNOW SOMEHOW IT WAS YOU. SINCE YOU JOINED THIS DIVISION THE LIVES OF EVERYONE HAS BEEN A COMPLETE NIGHTMARE.”(Momo).
”Ma, ma. You give me way too much credit *Slurp*, this way you will make me blush.”(Aizen).
”YOU. YOU. YOU. THAT WASN'T A F.U.C.K.I.N.G COMPLIMENT ASDFAsdASD IAHSDFIBAIDSY aSDasfAS DFASFA SF ASDASHGDHASA HSGDHASFGDHAFSDHJASH GCXVFSQIEHWBFGI UQBEWDIUFYBQI UWBDCU BVASUXCVUQWBV SDUYVFQWOUYERVBFQ WDFFBVQWIUEYBFVUIQWBVYEFUIV QWIUYEFVUIQWVBEUIFYHV1I3YHVE2FUQVWDUCUQSDC YVQWW4Y78”(Momo).
She started spitting out gibberish out of sheer and una.d.u.l.terated rage. It was like she wasn't in control of her actions anymore.
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She fell to the ground with a loud *thump*.
”Huh, I think I broke the poor girl. I am quite disappointed really, just one week? I at least expect two or more. But I guess this will have to do. Maybe I can try cursing the 8th seat with a pink tutu for a month? that would undoubtedly be funny. MAAAAAAA, I really ant that bastard Aizen to come here sooner, pranking is going to be so much fun.”(Aizen).
”I am quite sad the glue trolling didn't work. But I guess the poor girl was simply too angry for the subtle joke to catch her... *Sigh* whatever. Let me send her to her bed, it the lest I could do.”(Aizen).
I got up and kicked the girl making her downed form immediately disappear and reappear on her bed. She will wake up in half an hour one hour tops.
69 minutes later Momo woke up in her bedroom. Looking around in her normal-looking bedroom and not finding any signs of pink she let ou an audible loud sigh of relief.
”Thanks, Kami. It was shut a horrible, terrifying nightmare. *Phew* I don't really think I could really handle something like that.”(Momo).
*Rumble*
Suddenly she started hearing her stomach making strange noises. It started to somehow hurt, but when she felt something desperately trying to exit from the backdoor she rushed towards the bathroom at incredibly high speeds.
Entering the bathroom she didn't even look around before bringing down her pants and sitting at the throne. Soon enough the floodgates where open and she could hold it anymore. Thanks to her being relieved from the immediate danger she looked around to her bathroom to entertain herself while she was letting the muddy go.
Her bathroom looked absolutely normal, really, but then her eyes landed on the mirror and she stopped in her tracks, her face contorting to one fo absolute anger and hatred, her pink skin becoming redder and redder. Seeing her pink self in the mirror, she couldn't help but shout.
”MOTHERF.U.C.KER!!!”(Momo).
When I heard that shout I couldn't help but wallow in laugher.
Right now I was in my office, slowly enjoying eating my ”Super Glue” like it was the nicest candy and I am a child. Then I felt certain someone enter Soul Society and I could help hold an evil smile forming in my face, I let out a low chuckle.
”Kukukuku. Finally, you are here my evil twin, our prank war will be legendary.”(Aizen).
There was a silence in my office for a very long time. Only the *slurping* sounds of me eating ”Super Glue” could be heard.
”Or it will be severely underwhelming. I don't know really... Okay, I can know the results of everything, but seeing the future is quite lame sometimes. It kills all the fun.”(Aizen).