Chapter 264 - Soul: Direct Discordia. (1/2)

{AN: Made a discord server with the help of my friend, here is the link:

discord.gg/ZCX5F5cfKq

Don't worry I will also post the link in the comments session.}

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A week quickly passed and I can confidently say that a lot of things happened, to my friends that is. That bastard of my evil twin didn't saw fit to appear in the Sereitei yet, and this is starting to piss me off slightly.

Like, there was even a captain meeting yesterday, and the bastard had the gall to be absent. But considering that everyone thought he was there, and all captains were praising my evil twin wonder and precise inputs... Like seriously, the guy wasn't even there. and is where if I hear one more ”Aizen-Sama kyaa” scream I am gonna lose it...

Now that I think about it... doesn't this mean that my evil twin is kind of trolling the whole Soul Society by simply making the effect illusion of himself?

Wait... That means that my evil twin is extremely proficient in the Dao of Trolling. I should totally ask how he does this.

An evil smile formed on my face at all the opportunities this simple thought process gives me. Let's see how much I can test the patience of Aizen Sosuke.

And while I am suffering the epic trolling for my evil twin all my friends were doing pretty great. My teammates for the field test, Toka, Hina, Hana, and Ryu all decided to enter for the first division. I was quite surprised that Yamamoto accepted them, but he must've noticed their battle-hardened senses and decided that they were good seedlings.. who knows? Maybe he will even train them himself. Hah, maybe he is even seeing some of them as successor material for him? that ought to be quite good.

Rick is also doing quite well, Ukitake is a good captain and he is making sure Rick is able to feel at home. Rick is honestly feeling flattered, few people treated him so well, he even swore to himself he will help Ukitake to the best of his abilities. Ukitake has had a lung disease since he was three years old and if I am not mistaken he was saved by Mimihagi, who took his lungs away at the request of his parents. Mimihagi is also taking the rest of his body and his life in preparation for making Ukitake the new right hand of the Soul King. Meaning it isn't right to say he is sick, it's more like he is slowly being transformed in the new right hand of the Soul King.

That is his choice, so I won't ever sever his connection to the soul king. but ic an at least use some of my [Yang Release] on him, or Sever the pain receptors of his disease, like that he will be able to live normally at least. Without having to spend so much time ”sick” in his room. Better do it right now, seeing as he is sleeping, so this is the perfect moment.

Without moving a muscle I used my improved [Shunpo] and immediately appeared in Ukitake's room. He was alone and sleeping. This time I didn't forget to use my first soul ring skill to truly become stealthy.

With a wave of my hand, Ukitake has been easily flooded with more [Yang Release] than necessary, meaning that from now on he is beaming with vitality. After less than a heartbeat I used my 9th soul ring skill [Sever] and severed his pain receptors connect to the ”disease”. The ”disease” is still happening, but he will be able to live normally from now on.

Looking at Gwen I barely could hold back my laugher, Unohana has been sparring with her almost nonstop. The funny thing is that Unohana is extremely good at healing, so no matter how much wounded they get she can still heal both of them, meaning the spars are usually pretty violent and wild. At least she is gaining a lot of battle experience as a Shinigami.

Elsa has been introduced properly to the 2dn divisional and has already started her ninja training.

Allessa time was a bit more difficult, Mayuri is paranoid beyond belief and is constantly;y trying to monitor his subordinates. So he is constantly trying to glue some microscopic monitoring devices on Allessa, something which has been totally unsuccessful. I sincerely doubt he will be able to accomplish anything, but this guy is seriously pissing me off, I wanted to kill him but Allessa doesn't like kill steals very much.

Ah, I also found a good Japanese mansion here, it is very expensive but it's not like I lack money. I can literally make money with [Yin-Yang Release]. So I am talking with Allessa about buying it and she agreed. So we will be buying it at the start of the next month, I already started some preparation, I wanted to make that manor as good as the Shrek castle, if not better.

*Kock*

*Kock*

”Sir. Some kind of order just arrived, the deliveryman said it is for someone called ”Ben Dover”, the contents seem to be ”F0r My De4resT On11-Ch4an”...”

Opening the door I adopted an extremely serious person, both my tone of voice and posture scream seriousness. The Shinigami immediately tensed for a bit, thinking this is some kind of important delivery.

”Those are extremely important packages for Aizen-Taichou. Put those in his office I will take care of the rest.”(Aizen).

”Yes Senju Sir.”

The Shinigami immediately went o give orders to other subordinates, soon enough there will be a huge ass amount of different Barbie dolls inside of Aizen's office. The pink painting arrived yesterday, and the food from the kitchen has long since been giving stomaches to everyone who eats there. Heheh, everything going according to keikaku.

Now should I use glitter or not?

F.u.c.k it, let's use glitter and go all out.

I waited until nighttime when everyone is sleeping, and entered Aizen's office using the [Speed Force]. There were a lot of boxes containing all the barbies I asked for.

I second I opened all the boxes and levitate the dolls towards the ceiling, together wi a lot of pain enough to flood the whole room. don't worry I made sure to protect the paperwork, but everything else is going to become pink.

With some expert runework the moment Aizen enters his office and takes three steps inside, he will be flooded with pink paint, glitter, and a mountain of barbie dolls. Definitely, one of my best works yet.

Seeing this incredible opportunity I used all the rest of the pink paint to paint the whole 5th division barracks pink, including all the offices, mine included because why not? When people wake up tomorrow they are gonna have quite the surprise. Hehehe.

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