Chapter 105 - Do Me A Favor, Will You? (1/2)
Author notes: This took so long to get out. Sorry. My sister just borrowed my Chromebook for a few days...which turned into like a f.u.c.k.i.n.g week. So yeah. I couldn't write. BUT...I have a treat for you. I wasn't idle. I was working with someone on something I'm sure yall gonna love, you lil pervs you~
So once you done reading this, go ahead and click on Next cuz i got another special chap waiting for you.
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Look, if you loot my house ya aint gonna be in for a good time. I WILL murder you. But first, I'll put the of God in you. And that's exactly what I was planning to do with these low-level, leather-armor wearing noobs.
Like seriously. LEATHER? What is this, amateur hour? I was so just about to lay into the bastards when I heard an excited squeal from one of the women. She dropped the pot she was holding and held her hands up to her mouth while the other was hopping up and down frantically.
Their usernames showed them as [S.e.xyCollegeBitch] and [HoneyFlavoredNips] and I wanted to wack the f.u.c.k outta in their fathers' place for that alone.
”OMG no way is that Damien Claybrook?!” College bitch stared fixedly. She was a tall brown-haired woman with an athletic build. Her armor didn't cover her midriff, completely impractical, but did leave a fine view of a perfectly flat and toned belly.
”It totally is! I'd recognize him anywhere. Oh wow, I can't believe he's here! He's SO hot!” Honey nips, a slim doe-eyed blonde with a face lightly dusted with freckles and sporting a more modest chest compared to her bustier friend. Her own armor was more protective of the legs, a long leather skirt with metal studs hanging around her waist while her upper area only had a dark leather jerkin.
”Who?” One of the men asked, a square-jawed jock-looking dude with a broadsword by his hip. [Dirk]
How original.
”You know, from the game?” Bitch shook her head at his blank stare. ”Um, hello? Love Orgy? The series the game is based off of? How can you not know it? He's a prominent character in both the first and sixth installments!”
”That sorta rings a bell... I think my sister used to play that.” The second man, [LikesDemTiddies] provided uselessly. ”Sorry, we don't care for those kinda girly games.”
”Wow, you two are unbelievable.”
”Why even come play if you don't know any of the previous games?”
”We heard you can f.u.c.k.” The two men answered, perfectly reasonably. I'll give them that.
”Speaking of f.u.c.k.i.n.g…” Honey nips and college girl shared a conspiratory glance. As on they started fiddling with their leather straps.
”What're you guys doing?” The Dirk asshat raised a brow.
”Isn't it obvious? He's been my male god since forever! I'm not letting a chance like this go.”
”Jesus christ, woman. Really? What about the loot? There's good stuff here.”
”It'll still be here when we're done, dude. Chill. You enjoyed yourselves that first day, let us have our turn!”
”The f.u.c.k are you talking about? We got our heads popped like bubble wrap by some crazy blonde.” Tiddies threw up his hands in exasperation. ”We died five times! We got negative levels. NEGATIVE. LEVELS. Like what the f.u.c.k even is that? Such bullshit. It took forever to recover! And we can't even respawn anymore cuz some f.u.c.ker destroyed the spawn points, so we had to be extra careful! How the hell is any of able to be called ”enjoying” ourselves!?”
”Oh. Well. I guess it can't be. Sucks fo be you.” The girls snickered. Honey continued. ”But yeah. We're doing this.”
As the girls stripped down, Dirk was eying me with wariness. ”Say,” He started. ”What's this guy's backstory?”
”Who, Damien?” College girl asked. ” He's the brother of the first game's main antagonist, Dahlia Claybrook. His sister was engaged to the Crown Prince of their KIngdom so obviously she was in the Heroine's way. He's even an antagonist himself in a later game.”
”I see. And that Kingdom they live in, where is it?”
”Oh. Well, it's borders are some ways off from here. Why?”
”Why?” The man repeated and looked at her weirdly. ”...Guys. He's an important character in the game, right?”
”Um, yeah. He's really strong too. You can fight him if you trigger a certain event in a DLC and can't beat him even with fully leveled characters and upgraded gear. ”
”...So what's a character like that doing in a random house hundreds of miles away from his home?”
Silence.
I stepped forward accordingly. ”Good question.” My bloodl.u.s.t wafted out slightly as I debated how to kill them. It had an immediate effect on them.
”My arms...I can't move!”
”Such a huge pressure…!” The athletic girl was forced to her knees, holding her stomach and breathing rough. ”It's too much...It's...”
”What is this? It's so hard to breathe it's like I'm being crushed!”
Then, strangely...”Oh god...so hot…I-I can't...I really...Ah!”
What. The f.u.c.k. She DID NOT just squirt on my goddamn floor!
”You bitch, you clean that shit up right now!” I roared.
So anyway I started going Ogre on them.
Or was about to until Mary walked into the room. ”What's taking you so long? Who are these people?”
My thirst for blood subsided, releasing them from my apparent control. But the woman commanded the attention of everyone the moment she appeared, capturing them in another kind of force. The men sat with mouths agape while the half-n.a.k.e.d women blinked in apparent surprise at the sheer beauty of her.
”Who is THAT?” One of the males asked.
”I think she's the World Tree spirit.” Blondie whispered. ” She's only shown up once, in the sixth game's last DLC. What's she doing with him? And here of all places? She looks even better in person, too! So pretty…”
Ignoring them, I responded with, ”A bunch of noobs who wandered into the wrong Dragon's lair.”
”Thieves, then.” She nodded in understanding. ”Take your time. I'll go wash up since I'm a little sweaty.”
”What, and wash away your flavor?!” I panicked. ”Hells no! You know I loves me some of that good cannabis oil. Today I'm drinking straight from the tap, dammit.”I licked my parched lips and enjoyed seeing Mary squirm.
She sent a disdainful glare. ”How obscene.” The woman sneered. ”It's obvious I've been too lenient. I suppose I need to set you straight soon or you'll start to think I'm easy to bully.”
”So you want to be on top today.” I nodded my head in understanding.
”I said no such thing!”
Meanwhile.