Chapter 7 (2/2)
{Translator Input: it took the world years to land on theup the moon is faster than this}
”You decide!”
”… SOGO, let's go there”
Sogo Co Ltd (株式会社そごう Kabushi+ki Kaisha Sogo) is a department store chain that operates an extensive network of branches in japan
”Let’s go!” Liang Ze nodded
”OK”
”Do you kno to get there?” Liang Ze asked
”Say what?”
”I often get lost on the way”
”Then why did you go by car?”
”Well, alright, all roads lead to Rome!”
[T/N –All roads lead to Rolish proverb – there are oal]
”Turn left!” Just then, Hang Hang saw they al road==
”dae, you’re awesome!”
”…”
Fuyou Street was bu An Avenue was unchanging, the entire length of Xinhua Street from North to South was completely blocked
”Hey,Shuaige!” Liang Ze leaned in closer as he was speaking, just like a little puppy that co to sniff him
”What are you doing?” Hang Hang was incredulous
”Shuaige, you have a really strange smell on you!”
”Ah?” Hang Hang got shocked for a hly washed so there should not be any pet shop sered on him
”Really, it’s not right!”
Hang Hang also tried to sniff but he really could not perceive any strange odor”What strange smell?”
”It's not the usual smell”
”What’s the usual smell?”
”It's…a good variety of scent”
”…You think that s's eyeballs almost fell out of their socketsHe did not have contact lens on, so it could not be helped
”Yup Very unique Just by s it, I know it’s you!”
”Crazy”
”Ha ha ha…”
Hang Hang looked helplessly at Liang Ze He can like that kind of scent, how strange!
The two of the went s , not looking at clothes, but he kept on babbling nonstop After Hang Hang bought a coat, they decided to head to dinner
”What do you want for dinner?” Hang Hang and Liang Ze used the escalator to go down
”Anything is fine”
”At least you knohat kind of food you want What are you craving?”
”Uh…ah! I know! Since we’re in the southern area, let’s have Haggis!”
Haggis – a Scottish dish – a savoury pudding containing sheep’s offal (heart, liver, lungs) minced with onion, suet, spices, and salts, mixed with stock, traditionally encased in the ani instead
Hang Hang's glasses alis? What food could be more exotic than this?
”You don't want to eat la Ze asked
”…I do”
”That's good! There's a little shop on that s Zhai, but it's doable”
[T/N: Yue Sheng Zhai – a Muslim Food Company in China]
”Okay” Hang Hang eating You cruel kid, I' up and you make me eat mutton!
{Proofreader Note: According to traditional Chinese medicine, you should eat foods that are the opposite of the ther food and should never be eaten when you have a fever)
”Ah, let's go!”
”You're not buying anything?”
”Me? Nah, I bought some before”
”Oh, you're wearing them today?”
”No, I bought these last year”
”Where are the new ones?”
”In my closet It's rare to have you ask such stupid question,” Liang Ze laughed
Who's the stupid one? Hang Hang felt like slapping Liang Ze upside the head You bought new clothes but instead of wearing them, you leave them in the closet? Who you callin' stupid?
Sure enough, it was the least romantic restaurant ever It orse, even, than the pork entrails restaurant There was a bunch of teenagers sitting near the restaurant’s entrance, and everywhere there were greasy people
”Two offal bowls, four biscuits, a pound of roastedZe ordered s?”
Rousong – a dried ht and fluffy texture similar to coarse cotton
”All right,” Hang Hang mechanically nodded
”Then we have to order one It's the specialty here”
After the waiter left, Liang Ze lit up a cigarette ”I've been wanting to eat this for a long time, but I didn't have time to come”
”Why?”
”It's sad to eat alone, and my friends don't want to come here either”
”Is this place really good?”
”Yes! Shuaige! I really like you! This restaurant is really delicious Once you have a taste of it, you will see it's way better than that pork entrails”
After hearing this, Hang Hang's jaw dropped What did he just say? Pork entrails? Did soet loose in this person's brain? In this halal shop, to openly talk about…pork entrails?
[T/N: 'Halal'one is that Muslims are forbidden to consu was scared to death when Liang Ze openly talked about eating pork entrails, which is a BIG NO NO in this store]
Just as Liang Ze finished saying that, people around the over to their table
”Liang Ze…” Hang Hang kicked Liang Ze's leg under the table
”Hm?”
”Do not talk about pork entrails…” Hang Hang mouthed out each word
”What?”
”Do not talk about pork entrails”
”Do not talk about what?”
”Pork, entrails”
”Pork entrails? Ah, I' about it; this is a halal sub shop” This sentence was even louder
Hang Hang ith ==
He felt like digging a hole and hiding in it
”Shuaige, what's with you?” Liang Ze, slow to react, only stared at Hang Hang His brain finally caught on, and he quickly said, ”I…I rarely made such mistakes…that, that…must be because you've stimulated me”
”Alright…” Hang Hang felt like crying He swore if this Idiot shouted out Pork Entrails one more time, the chef would come out with a knife and slice them up
The food here was not bad, and Liang Ze and Hang Hang ate a lot After they both finished eating and went outside, Hang Hang stared sternly at Liang Ze ”Next ti with other people, don't EVER say Pork Entrails in a halal shop”
”Understood! I don't knohat's wrong with me today, ha ha ha…”
”Hhed
Getting in the car, traffic seemed to have calmed down, so they both decided to drive around
Hang Hang felt his lips were still burning a littleIt looked like it would not go away for a few days
”It was really delicious!”
”Ah,delicious,” Hang Hang nodded
”We're aweso, except pork entrails”
”…”
”Shuaige, I noticed you don’t talk et sleepy after meal?”
”No”
”Then why?”
”My mouth is sore…”
”Mouth sore? So you can’t speak? Thenabout pork entrails at a halal shop…Could it be that we're suffering retribution?”
”Get out of here!” Hang Hang said, exasperated, ”I have a fever!”
”Ah,” Liang Ze finally understood that Hang Hang had a fever… yet… he made him eat mutton
”Just need to drinkleaned on thein his passenger seat, thinking that this ”date” is a disaster It would have been better to stay at the store! –Wanting to be all roh to kill him!
”Then you must drink it, drink a lot of it, if you needZe said with determination
Hang Hang glanced over at hi to ”Pointless Happiness,” the neon luster landing on his face, sketching out his handsome features That's it Why must I like someone like him
”I’ll buy the them”
”…This drink is very condensed I can last a year hat I have”
”Oh, ha ha ha…”
Right, he is pointlessly happy
There was such long way to go; to able to win over this Idiot would not be an easy task It was going to require suffering a great deal of devastation, experiencing tre a bizarre assortment of irritations
Boy, you wait until you're mine I won't…
The kind-hearted shop oas actually the little devil with a trident ==
”Oh, Shuaige…”
”What?”
”Nothing, you don't have to reply, just listen to me”
”Say it”
”I' with you feels really comfortable!”
Finally, he is speaking hue; it seems like this ”date” has scored at least two points, notzero
Proofread: Evie & Veeska