Chapter 7 (1/2)
Act 07: Date! It is a Long Way Home
I'm Handsome: hello…
Love 123: ==
I’m Handsome: What's with that look?
Love 123: I’ hot
I’m Handsome: Ah? Drink more water!
Love 123: Got chapped lips, and just got a nosebleed earlier…
I’m Handsome: This is pretty serious
Love 123: Yeah
I’etables
Love 123: I've felt hot since then
I’m Handsome: Eh? I’m cold yet you're hot?
Love 123: …What's running through your brain! I’ that I’m sick
I’et sick?
Love 123: It was you giving it to me
I’m Handsome: Uh, did you have it checked out?
Love 123: Did you see o to the hospital?
I’m Handsome: This… I…
Love 123: Everything is fine now,I just had two cups of grapefruit tea today, I think that will do it
today _
I’m Handsome: Ha ha ha, you like to drink it?
Love 123: Really delicious, thank you for buying it
I’ as you like itThat is an imported product, not cheap!
Love 123: I see…
I’m Handsome: Yup,one jar costs 99 yuan
Love 123: …
I’m Handsome: Hm?
Love 123: I shouldn’t be wasteful…
I’m Handsome: No need,think of it as my service to you ==
Love 123:Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Hang Hang looked at the screen, sipping on his tea as his mouth curved up in a smile
After reflecting on it these past few days, Hang Hang realized that if lately his thinking was not as sharp as it should be, it was simply because he had fallen in love
Yes, he was certain that he liked that idiot
For Hang Hang, his next step was to figure out what kind of approach he should use
Never get into relationshi+p with a straight manHe understood well that it is i Hang was not an exceptionHe, too, wanted to challenge the impossible
That day he put together his thoughts and came up with some ideas:
Liang Ze is willing to spend time with him
Liang Ze is very kind
Liang Ze has chinchillas as pets, currently residing at his (Hang Hang's) place
Liang Ze is single
—Seems like a perfect candidate Must move forward!
But… for such person, the important question is how to move forward
That night Hang Hang posted on the gay co for advice as follows:
I like a straight man who is quite dumb and naive and quite dependent on me How do I start a relationshi+p with him?
The comments were:
1: Knock hiet on him
2: Say this to him: I love you
3: Original Poster, if you are good looking, I'ht!
4: How does he act around you? Does he know that you're gay? If he knows and still stays close with you, then start being intimate just like you normally do with someone you love
5: Let him be even more dependent on you, for exa In short,
6: Nowadays, are there still straight men?
Basically, the post had become a joke
However, Hang Hang did like the idea of going on a date
They had known each other for quite some time now, and they often saw each other every day at the store Although this idiot always caht on time every day despite the weather conditions,…he only caht? If there were no Ikkyu or Small Leaf…ould happen?
Thinking about that, Hang Hang stared at Small Leaf and her ”spouse” They both…were really reserved They had been living together for several months but…had not consummated And then he looked over at IkkyuShe still inti…
He told Liang Ze the day before yesterday that he didn't need to pay the deposit any felt eed into this Liang Ze i such news, and said: You're very nice! Shuaige! You're not even a bit angry, it's such good news; as long as Ikkyu and S) everyday for a bit!
This sentence was quite auous
Actually, it was due to this sentence that Hang Hang became even more determined
Ikkyu e
Hang Hang looked at Long Long with sympathyHe suddenly felt that he was such a devil, for in order to get a spouse for Long Long, he had set up an unreliable arranged et better, it was actually worse and out of control ==
I'ht!
Hearing theturned his eyes back to the screen, his fingers i
Love 123: Oh, are you going to the gym?
I'm Handsome: Not today, I want to read some books
Love 123: Not busy?
I'm Handsome: Ah, not busy
Love 123: I'o out?
I'm Handsome: Sure!
Love 123: Where do you want to go?
I'm Handsome: Anywhere! You?
Love 123: I want to look at autumn clothes
I'm Handsome: Ok!
Love 123: Ok, I'll call you before I go
I' for you
Hang Hang picked up his phone and called Hai Hong, asking if she could come to the shop early today and then headed to the preparation roo if she can work overti up the stairs to his room
After he finished taking a bath, Hang Hang looked at the ti Ze who said to wait for hi out now
A moment…turned out to be an hour
An M6 stopped right in front of the yard and honked Hang Hang looked up, not payingZe stepped out of the car
Mazda M6
Hang Hang did not think he would drive here This was a crazy thing to do: traffic congestion is at its peak on Fridays==
Walking out fro a cell phone Seconds later his own phone rang loudly He lance at hiaze over to the store
”What're you looking at? Do you want to go in to look at Ikkyu and S went to stand in front of Liang Ze
”Ah!” Liang Ze shouted and looked intently at Hang Hang, ”Ah! Shuaige! It's you!”
Hang Hang felt like he was being knocked overIf it's not me, then who is it?
”You, you, you…I didn't recognize you, you're wearing glasses!”
”Huh?” Hang Hang then re a bath
”EvenZe said as opened the door
”Don't you find the Friday traffic ja?”
”Not really Pushi+ng through the traffic jam, it's better to be in the car”
”Does the subway have a traffic jam?”
”Uh…I forgot”
Driving out of Yan Dai Xie Street, Liang Ze turned on the CD player Hang Hang immediately frowned What kind of music is this?
A : There are so many little people, every day they are just poor but happy, happy souls don't have to fake, Hehe Haha we are poor but happyI a body like Li Kui, a handso Fei! My hair is shi+ny and black, I have been everywhere with tze River to Yellow River and passing firecrackers from one mouth to another…
Li Kui – a fictional character in Water Margin, one of the Four Great Classical Novels of Chinese literature He’s a muscular man with a dark complexion, a reddish-yellow unibrow, and fiery eyes He is as strong as an ox, which earns him the nickname “Iron Ox”
Zhang Fei – a eneral who served under the warlord Liu Bei in the late Eastern Han dynasty and early Three Kingdoms period
Yangtze River in Shanghai – this river connects with Yellow River
Yellow River – well known for its yellowish color
”What song is that?”
”Pointless Happiness!Great to listen to!” Liang Ze replied happily
”It's so stupid…”
”Huh?”
”Do you have another one?”
”Yeah… I alsoHang
Hang Hang closed his eyes, feeling that this 'date' was not going to go anywhere ==
”It's good to listen to, and funny too The more you listen, the more you like it!”
”Yeah,poor but happy…”
”Ha ha ha ha…”
{Proofreader Note: also known as “shi+ny Happiness,” it ritten and recorded by The Flowers, a Mandopop band popular between 1998 and 2009 It is from their 6th album in which they used elements of traditional Chinese folk music You can watch the MV on YouTube–search under shi+ny Happiness–and decide who you agree with, Hang Hang or Liang Ze)
”Where are we going?” Hang Hang looked at thethat it would be faster to take a spaceshi+p to the moon