Chapter 156 - Promote Horniness (2/2)

Without waiting for his response, the leader chased after the salamander.

Ultimately, the one who talked to him earlier picked up two people and returned to the village while the rest followed their leader.

Their speed was fast, and they should be able to catch up with the salamander soon. But when they found Albert, they couldn't find the monster there. Only the melted ground remained as the monster's trail.

”Where is the monster?” The elf leader panicked and looked around, wondering if the monster could actually hide somewhere.

Albert, on the other hand, only waved his hand and smiled. ”Ah, it's done.”

”Done?”

…

Two minutes ago.

After running for two minutes, the salamander finally caught up with them. It stood in their way, preventing them from leaving.

He even used his body and tail to circle them.

When Albert thought this was the end of him, he suddenly thought of something. 'Wait a minute. This world is fucking horny. Whenever I go, horny will follow. In that case, can I make him horny? Still, there's no charm in Shella or me. How about salamander's sex story? I don't know any of them. Will human porn do?'

The moment he thought of this ridiculous idea, Albert suddenly asked, ”Why do you want to control the continent? Do you have any other desire aside from ruling this place? Like having a thousand concubines from different races?”

The salamander squinted his eyes and snorted. ”Who do you think I am? I am the great Agnis. They're beneath me.”

”Still, no matter what, you will die sooner or later. No one can escape the cycle of life and death. When you die, your reign will crumble.”

”Are you cursing the great Agnis?”

”No, no. I just want to say it's better to have a child that carries your own bloodline. When you're not in this world anymore, your child can rule this place. And the child will continue, and you'll be able to rule this place for thousands of years. Can you imagine that?”

”Hoh? Interesting thought you have there.” Agnis was somehow convinced with Albert's initial thought and didn't kill Shella yet.

”That's right. With this method, you can control this place for generations… Even forever. And when you're not here, as long as you forge your own monument, everyone will remember the first ruler of this place. How's that?” Albert smirked.

”That's certainly not a bad idea.” Agnis nodded as he remembered that all his rivals might have died in that war. If he couldn't escape death, no matter the reason, he should have a kid to rule the continent in his place.

”For that, you need to have the ability to reproduce. I have a special spell that can turn you into a humanoid form. Do you know why a ruler has so many wives and concubines? It's because of sexual pleasure!”

”Sexual pleasure?”

”That's right. Try to imagine yourself ruling the continent. How do you feel?”

”Great!”

”Meanwhile, having sex with your wives and concubines will feel as great or even more. However, unlike ruling the continent, this pleasure can only last for hours. That's why if you have many wives and concubines, you can feel this pleasure for a long time.

”And when that happens, you can feel both the pride of ruling the kingdom and sexual pleasure at the same time. What do you think? Isn't it great?!” Albert shouted in excitement just for the sake of convincing this salamander.

Inside, Albert was gritting his teeth as he never thought there would be a day where Bonk actually promoted horniness.

Still, this was the only way to defeat the salamander and save his and Shella's lives.

Luckily for him, the salamander was dumber than he had predicted. The moment he heard all those reasonings, he started to believe that double pleasures were great.

”Hahaha. That's great. You are indeed the only person that can understand me… not only my language, but you also know me well. When I rule the continent, I'll give you a bit part of it as long as you are loyal to me.”

Unbeknownst to the salamander, Albert had gotten what he had been waiting for. Due to the pleasure coming from his imagination, he had become horny.

Name: Agnis

Race: Salamander

Level: 260

Gender: Male

Jail Time: +72 hours

He didn't know which one was the reason, but it was certain that this thought alone turned him on.

Without hesitation, Albert leaped to the salamander's head and waved his Bonk Bat. ”Die, Salamander!”

”!!!” The salamander widened his eyes and realized he had been tricked. ”You… You tricked me. No matter what, your weapon won't be able to touch me!”

Albert smirked as he spun his bat a bit, revealing one mystical word in the bat. 'Jail.'

”Hmph. You don't know how mighty the bonk is..” Albert smirked and struck the salamander's head. ”Horny, go to jail!”