129 No Dream (1/2)

\”Hey\” Linri was pulled out of his thoughts by a sudden greeting. He closed his interface to see a blond beauty with cat ears looking at him curiously. She was Chesa, a catgirl from a mystical island of cat people and his mentor's, Elvario's, third character.

\”Hey?\” Linri answered listlessly. He was puzzled. He did not really interact with her in the club days and he definitely did not interact with him in here. Normally, he would chalk it up to his looks that can put even the most handsome man to shame but he knew it definitely was not the case this time. Why you ask? It was because Chesa was into girls. Especially into cute little girls like Brie but she wouldn't mind the occasional huge-chested beauty too. I mean she herself had huge bazookas so yeah.

\”Why do you smell so weird?\” Linri raised his brows. He had taken a shower this morning so what was she talking about. Just to be safe he made a smell check and yeah even if he didn't smell as pretty as roses he still smelled minty fresh.

\”I think I smell normal? Why did you ask?\” She had piqued his interest so Linri did not mind humouring her despite being pretty down. Maybe her crazy antics could lift his spirits up.

\”I don't know? Normally humans smell disgusting but you aren't. However, I can't say I like your smell either. So what are you? Are you a lizard just like that guy?\” Chesa said while pointing at Drake. Good thing he wasn't around to hear it as he was pretty sure that lunatic would start a fight. For dragons being called a lizard was even more offensive than insulting their mothers.

\”Oh, it was that\” Linri sighed. He had really thought it was something interesting but it just turned out to be her smelling his bloodlines.

\”So so what are you?\”

\”A scumbag?\”

\”No not that! So what are you?\” Linri made a casual joke but she didn't even rebut him! Did he really look that much of a bad guy? I mean yeah, he looked pretty bad during the ceremony but it shouldn't be that bad, right? RIGHT!?

\”Chesa you are a cat right? I am the opposite\” He decided to mess with her a little.

\”So you are a dog?\” Chesa replied with disgust. Wasn't it supposed to be a myth that cats hated dogs?

\”No, I am not a dog try again\”

\”A mouse?\” She replied while drolling. Okay, that was both funny and scary. What? Was she going to eat him if he was part mouse?

\”Bzzt! You are getting colder\” Chesa thought long and hard. Linri could swear that he could see smoke rising from her head but eventually, she gave up.

\”So so what are you? Don't play mind games with me! Tell it in simpler words\”

\”I am a Woxen\” Chesa tilted her head.

\”What's that?\”

\”An anthropomorphic version of a wox. Just like how a fox is a Kitsune\”

\”What's a wox?\” She asked again. Linri was amused by how gullible she was. It really felt good to be surrounded by idiots. Maybe he can find some more idiots to vent his frustrations whenever he gets angry. That seemed plausible. They were dumb so they wouldn't mind.

\”It is when a fox and a wolf crossbreeds\” Chesa still seemed confused

\”What's a crossbreed?\”

\”It's when two animals really really like each other despite being different animals. Like Romeo and Juliet\”

\”So they die?\” The work was about star-crossed lovers being separated by outsiders and this was what she remembered? That they died. Okay they did but it was so much more than okay!

\”What? No!\” Okay. He had to admit. At this point, he really wasn't messing with her but she was just too dumb to understand what he was saying.

\”Then what do they do?\”

\”They make babies. A fox and a wolf's baby is called a wox and that's what I am, get it?\” Chesa looked like she understood.

\”Then where are your ears and a tail?\” Chesa said while pointing at her own ears and tail. She couldn't understand why an antro-thingumabob like him didn't have those.