Chapter 312: Anti-Virus (2/2)
'Hey, my ex-sponsor. Are you there?'
[Enabling Anonymous Devil's chat permission.]
[Anonymous Devil is annoyed, ”What do you want?”]
'You owe me a mural piece. I killed Liu Bian, but you haven't given me any reward yet.'
[”What mural piece?”]
Miaomiao rolled his eyes as he fetched a quest log.
…
Quest Rewards
1. Obtain any item of your choice from this world. (Your sponsor will steal the item from a local cultivator of this mortal world and give it to you. It doesn't matter if it's a piece of time-and-space mural, the max-upgraded pylon tower from the strongest clan of Holy Land Continent, or any heavenly artifact as long as it exists in your world.)
2. Enable 5th-stage advancement.
3. Increase your dantian capacity by 100 billion liters.
4. 100 billion liters of Life Essence will be added to your dantian.
5. A random supply box from your sponsor.
…
Miaomiao had already received quest reward number two to five. However, Dion was unable to give him the first reward since the devil didn't deposit the items beforehand. As such, Miaomiao extorted the devil for the prize.
[”You're no longer my vessel. You have no right to ask for a reward or help from me.”]
'Now, you're admitting that I was your VESSEL! You had been tricking me, I see.'
[Anonymous Devil clicks his tongue in frustration.]
[Anonymous Devil has logged out.]
The loser left.
Miaomiao sighed in pity. He wished that he could get the third piece of time-and-space mural with the devil's help. Unfortunately, their relationship wouldn't be the same anymore as Miaomiao was now in control of his channel.
As Miaomiao had a lot of free time at hand, he began to sort his system inventory. He fetched the newly acquired supply box and placed it outside.
When Miaomiao brought it out from his inventory, the item icon became a sealed glass coffin with a naked silicone doll of an attractive woman inside.
He sensed a déjà vu.
”I have been in this place before…”
Miaomiao almost sang a Eurobeat song. Had he been driving, he could have enacted the meme.
[The Legendary Tofu Delivery Driver has been summoned.]
[The Legendary Tofu Delivery Driver has subscribed to your channel.]
'Sorry, Takumi. I'm not a racer or a driver. You should go observe a protagonist that has been reincarnated as a truck-kun or something similar.'
[The Legendary Tofu Delivery Driver is disappointed.]
[The Legendary Tofu Delivery Driver has unsubscribed your channel.]
Miaomiao ignored the meme dao god. He put the sealed coffin back to his inventory as he had learned from the past mistakes.
He wouldn't unseal the coffin and let whatever monster loose in the real world. Instead, he would unseal it in ITS and exploit the auto-resurrection feature had things went south.
Fortunately, nobody noticed the coffin as they were too focused on the gate.
”Whew.”
[Kunwu is curious about what inside the coffin.]
[Sun Crow thinks it might be another prank from the devil.]
[Tilted Hongjun wonders if it is a combat marionette.]
[OG-Buddha is happy that you reeled in your carnal desire.]
[OG-Buddha has blessed you.]
[Your sexual desire and sexual sensitivity have increased by 500% for 24 hours.]
'You're supposed to prevent me from indulging in carnal desire, not boosting it!'
Miaomiao screamed inwardly as OG-Buddha pranked Miaomiao. Now, he had a steel erection, and it leaked pre-cum.
Because of his sex drive, his bloodshot eyes found Ju Shoufen's perky little buttocks. However, as many seniors were around, Miaomiao bit the tip of his tongue to control his urge.
10 minutes
30 minutes
An hour
Three hours passed since Ju Xie had entered the gate. Yet, he hadn't come out.
The elders began to get restless. They circled around the giant gate, wondering when Ju Xie would come out.
Meanwhile, Miaomiao had already counted one to a million in his mind. Unfortunately, his pants were about to burst as the erection and the urge became unbearable.
Since Miaomiao couldn't use Ju Shoufen. He sat on the ground next to the exit gate. Then, he meditated, trying to fall asleep.
As Miaomiao got used to sleeping in this position, his consciousness entered Isolation Training Space within a minute.
…
Inside ITS, Miaomiao returned to the grass meadow. The horizon seemed to have been expanded, and the black hole in the sky, the backup dantian, was still as menacing as ever.
Miaomiao didn't care about the changes of this place. He spread his Qi sense to find a certain sex doll. Once he found Xu Chu, he dashed toward her, who was minding her business sleeping peacefully on the soft grassland.
The lustful idiot opened her legs and penetrated Xu Chu in her sleep right away!
PA PA PA
”…”
Xu Chu opened her eyes halfway and stared at Miaomiao, who seemed intoxicated by a BLESSING. She had a deep frown on her face as she shook her head in annoyance. Yet, she allowed the pervert to ravish her body as he pleased.
Miaomiao didn't notice a floating orb in the space. After he had devoured Liu Bian's empty Heavenly Fate Fragment and his soul fragments, a new resident of Isolation Training Space was born.
Floating Life Essence gathered around the soul fragments. A fetus of a human child manifested in mid-air.
As soon as a new member appeared, Xu Chu glanced at the newborn soul for a moment. Then, she snickered.
”Brat,” Xu Chu pushed Miaomiao's stomach, stopping him temporarily.
”Yeah?”
”Have you devoured a soul recently?”
”Right,” Miaomiao recalled that he had absorbed Liu Bian's soul fragments and got himself into trouble. He also wanted to consult Xu Chu about how to deal with it. ”I've eaten one recently. Do you know how to digest or destroy it?”
”Digesting a soul will turn you into a monster, body and soul. Samsara God will also declare you as a heretic and put a bounty on you. Are you sure you want to become enemies of orthodox immortals and dao gods?”
”Erm, maybe not. Then, how do I destroy it?”
”You also can't. A soul needs to be returned to the Samsara River to be recycled or reincarnated. All mortal souls have brands on them, so you can't destroy them. If you want those nasty orthodox immortal clans like the Fang Clan or the Meng Clan that can freely enter mortal worlds to come after your ass, be my guest, but don't get me involved.”
Miaomiao's boner was killed. He began to worry about his future. If Miaomiao were to release Liu Bian's soul fragments to the Samsara or whatever its name was, he would live a short life as a villain since Liu Bian would 100% come back for his life.
”Then, what should I do with it since Liu Bian can definitely reincarnate and retain his memory in his previous life. I'm certain that he will come after me in a few decades if I were to let him go!”
Xu Chu laughed and pointed at the floating fetus several hundred meters away from their location.
”Simple, tamper his soul, brainwash him, and reincarnate him as your familiar!”