Chapter 311: End of Quest, Return of Troublemakers (2/2)
The body exploded and disintegrated to nothingness! There was no way that he could survive this even if he had nine lives.
Ju Shoufen, Ma Ping, Mike, and Jia Shan were also shocked. They yelled at Miaomiao, ”What the hell did you do!? Why did you have to kill him!?”
”He no longer has any use to us. Obviously, it's better to get rid him and teach the other prisoner not to try anything stupid,” Miaomiao grinned and gave Mike a meaningful look. The latter also understood it since it was a direct message to him not to resist.
Ma Ping had a bitter smile on his face. He understood what Miaomiao had tried to do, but he had never expected that his grandson-in-law would have been this decisive.
”You're too evil, Miaomiao. Don't treat your prisoners like expendable tools.”
”That depends on their nature and their cooperation. Liu Bian is too dangerous for his own good. Right? Mikey?”
”…”
Mike sighed as he gave up resisting this young man. For now, it might be better to live as Miaomiao's war slave to survive.
After the elders stopped talking to Miaomiao, Dion finally confirmed the kill.
Ding
[Great Job!]
[Congratulations, you've finally completed the goddamn campaign quest: Liu Bian Campaign Quest #3.]
[Foundation Establishment Stage has been unlocked!]
[Your dantian capacity has been increased by 100 billion liters!]
[You have received 100 liters of Life Essence! All energy will be added to your secondary dantian to be safe!]
[You have received a random supply box!]
Ding
[Error! Unable to fetch the first quest reward.]
[Will you try to re-establish a connection with your previous sponsor?]
”…”
Miaomiao was about to celebrate at first. But when Dion asked him if he wanted to reconnect to the devil, his mood was ruined.
'No.'
[Affirmative. Discarding the first reward. Is that okay with you?]
'I don't want him back. I don't need his reward either.'
[Roger that. Oh, do I have to remind you that you have 10 seconds remaining to absorb Liu Bian's soul before he enters Samsara. He might be able to reincarnate with his former memory since his soul is unique.]
'Shit!'
In a panic, Miaomiao rushed toward the place where the corpse had disintegrated. Then, he waved his arms around.
Vampiric Touch!
Miaomiao drew invisible energy into his hands, skin, and mouth, trying to pull the remnant of Liu Bian's soul into his body first. After that, he would consult with Xu Chu on how he could destroy souls later.
Ding
[You have absorbed Liu Bian's soul fragments.]
Miaomiao heaved a sigh of relief. With the soul fragments, Liu Bian would never be able to reincarnate and come back to avenge him like typical protagonists.
'What can I do with the soul? Can I destroy it?'
Ding
[Please wait for a moment…]
[...]
[SHIT!]
[Warning, Liu Bian's soul contains a harmful program!]
[Warning, an unknown being has forcefully established a connection to your soul!]
[Disconnecting the unknown connection!]
[Disconnecting failed!]
[Miaomiao, I need a bit of your luck. Can you share me 1,000 points, ASAP?]
'What the hell?'
Miaomiao didn't understand what had happened to Dion, but she seemed flustered. Since she was necessary for his life, Miaomiao agreed to her request.
'I don't know how to do it. Take as many as you want! Just… Don't take it all and leave me some! And don't die, you hear!?'
[Affirmative.]
[Browsing Daonet Shoping Sites [3]
”…”
Miaomiao wanted to yell at Dion, asking what she was doing with his luck points. Instead of clearing the crisis at hand, she browsed the internet online shopping site!? And what was that emoji!?
[Shopping completed.]
[Installing Macho Joshua Anti-Virus and Anti-Ransomware Programs.]
[Installation completed!]
Ding
[Virus found!]
[Quarantining the HANDSOME-DEVIL-HAS-BIG-COCK.EXE.]
[Quarantine completed!]
Miaomiao's brain froze for a moment when he discovered the virus name. Though it sounded funny, he couldn't laugh at it.
'The devil!? That idiot sponsor again!?'
Ding
[Your system is being attacked by DDOS Dao!]
[Your system is being infiltrated by Trojan Dao!]
[Your system's anti-virus program has been forcefully uninstalled!]
[Reporting to Macho Joshua Anti-Virus Company! Please stand by…]
Ding
[An unknown entity has established a connection to your system.]
Ding
[Your sponsor has said, ”Hi there, you little shit. You think you can escape from my daotube!? I've invested a lot of soul stones in this project, you fuck! You think you can cut me off like that!?”]
[Your sponsor cries in happiness.]
[Kunwu is overjoyed that your live broadcasting is back.]
[Tilted Hongjun misses Ma Moxi and you.]
[Sun Crow is enraged. He wants to beat Lu Fengxian for ruining his only hobby!]
[OG-Buddha senses Light Element Energy from you. He nods in approval.]
”…”
Miaomiao facepalmed. These troublemakers returned.