Chapter 1107： Give me away (1/2)
Lin Chou's smile was subtle and reserved, but there was an unkind taste in it.
Sikong was puzzled.
”You kid, what's the bad thing holding there again?”
Lin Shou's gaze drifted back to the mountain, and he arranged the wonton fillings on hand and placed them in the incubator.
”Well, maybe I have to wait a little longer.”
...
Back mountain, pigpen.
It is said that it is a pigpen, but it is actually an area designated by the system for black mountain wild boars in captivity.
There is no scourge of feces and urine everywhere. Instead, there are green grass and flowers everywhere, which are plants with certain medicinal properties that are beneficial to the growth of Black Mountain wild boars as qualified foods.
A drunk Black Mountain wild boar was lying on the ground, snoring loudly, with a small pile of scented broad beans resting in front of his head.
The Lord Shan was lying on the pig, and his eyes fluttered with the pig's belly, as if he was in some kind of sage's time.
——This picture can be said to be quite impactful.
Cough!
As the name suggests, the task Lin Chou handed over to Shan Ye was really to ”catch pigs.”
Speaking of driving pigs, there is still an allusion. It should be said that the Queen Mother Galeries Lafayette is most keen on driving pigs.
She likes to eat a dish ”white sliced meat”. It is necessary to choose a piglet that is specially raised carefully. A few days before the killing, it will be fed with special Chinese herbal feed. Two hours before the slaughter, a special **** must be sent to take the board. Chasing pigs around the yard, the board is of course used to hit pigs, and it can only fall on the pig’s butt, until the pig can’t run until the slaughter starts, so that the tuned pig sperm blood is concentrated on the hind buttocks. The pig's rump is used to make white slices of meat and it tastes particularly delicious.
Hmm-Shan Ye was indeed cheated by someone Lin.
Not to mention that the dignified Prince Dashan did the work of a little eunuch, but this ”rush” can't do it.
In order to speed up the blood circulation of the pigs, Lin Chou specially asked Shan Ye to feed some wine-soaked broad beans. As a result, Huang Dashan fed too much without paying attention.
The Black Mountain wild boar is almost the only alien animal that can be bred non-toxic and harmless by ordinary people. What is the biggest feature?
eat!
lazy!
This is the ultimate home pig that claims to have enough food for a lifetime to stay in the same place without moving its nest.
Do you expect it to get up and exercise when it is full and drunk?
Don't even think about it!
The good guy fell on the board and had no other reaction except for two hums. He dragged his ears and ran for a long time, but his hind legs didn't bring you up at all.
Tossing for a long time, all the energy was in vain.
The Lord Shan was so angry that he throbbed hard, but the Black Mountain wild boar still didn't move-he was drunk!
But looking at the color of the **** again, it is estimated that a lot of blood vessels in it have been pumped out.
Shan Ye lay down for a while,
”Ma Maipi, I can only come back with a pig...”
This time, Lord Shan has learned to be smart. He sprinkled two handfuls of broad beans and stopped eating. He picked up the board and slapped it.
”Run! It's for Grandpa Dashan to run!”
This little black mountain wild boar, who looked to weigh two hundred catties, threw his big tongue and stood upright, staring at the pocket of broad beans in Shan Ye's hand with a particularly stubborn look.
”I said, your mother...” Huang Dashan was confused, and after thinking about it, he realized that it was wrong. ”The grass... got me in...”
Huang Dashan suddenly had an idea,
”Yes!”
Turned around and found a pole to tie it to the pig's back, and then hung a cloth bag full of broad beans in front of the pole, just half a meter in front of the pig's head.
This time is good, perpetual motion machine appeared.
The silly Black Mountain wild boar rushed in front of his head, and the silly Huang Dashan rushed to chase after him. Yan returned to the mountain suddenly full of joy.
”Smack~”
”Papa~”
”Papa Papa~”
Huang Dashan looked at the fertile pig **** swaying from left to right like a short-legged Corgi who was struggling in the snow, with a lewd smile on his face... er...
”Oh, it's been a long time since Linzi has handled the ingredients so carefully. Tsk tsk, just think about it, just slobber!”
”Catch pigs or something is a bit more difficult for others, and only your mountain master can accurately complete tasks of this degree of difficulty. For your grandfather mountain, there is no problem at all...”