Chapter 964： I threw myself (thanks to the brilliant Xiaojie Wan reward!) (1/2)

”Really cleaner than a dog licked!”

Only a straight boy like Sikong would say such things in front of everyone-is it that Prince Huang Dashan, a giant of the family, doesn't want face?

A group of people sneered and laughed, as if they were leaking.

The wanderer was not happy at the time.

”Hey, please don't wear colored glasses. What's wrong with the dog, the dog has dignity! Our dog never licks the plate!”

While speaking, he stared at Huang Dashan with a strange and contemptuous look.

Oh, you guys run wild, and my dog's innocence has been tarnished.

Huang Dashan suddenly yelled.

”Hey, hey, see what I do! I never lick plates...”

Sagong quietly said,

”Master Shan, are you willing to talk like that, the Queen?”

Huang Dashan: ”???”

Am I... pretty... Ma Maipi heard... am I pretty...

Is this Nima the Sikong I know? The soul under this stinky skin is really interesting~

Frightened Huang Dashan quickly fastened his seat belt.

I just welded myself to the car today, please step on the accelerator at will!

The wandering demon didn't understand what he said wrong, why did the expressions of these guys suddenly become weird?

The wandering demon is now a person who has broken away from the low-level tastes-especially the circulation point, which is both vulgar and accompanied by a strong copper smell.

Don't think that Lord Dog King is so good, the sky sees the sky guarding a group of energetic demon kings who have nowhere to vent. They have to worry about everything except urinating and defeating, and Lord Dog King's heart will be broken.

The wandering demon couldn't help looking at the sky.

Lord Dog King is really a profession that requires talent. For example, a guy like him who has been full of food from his birth until now, his family is not hungry, but he has hundreds of mouths around him, and his whole person will collapse.

One thing is true, the wandering demons are now improving rapidly.

Hundreds of numbers ”Only you can't think of it, you can't find it in their stomachs”. The little brother who nibbles the world and nibbles the air in the middle of the earth is filial. The mess includes but not limited to the meat, bones, magic plants and other things, his The strength to stand still has become a wishful thinking.

Everyone in the world has the potential to become a strong person, and some people need a little help.

——And Lord Dog Wandering Demon is the object of ”being aided by the poor”.

The resources in the wilderness are so rich, besides, there are hundreds of younger brothers for Lord Dog King to spend his waste.

Cough cough cough...

The bad news is that in addition to his sturdy strength, the wandering demon hasn't even saved half of his private money on his body, and his pockets are cleaner than his face.

I used to be able to save some skins and sell a strange animal meat, but now, at most, this dog's hair is used to weigh the scales, and nothing else. All the **** ones have entered the dogs' stomachs to hide their shame. The great cloak of animal skins has to be pierced and worn from the alien beasts every now and then.

Don't talk about what gold always shines.

Can be pulled down.

It's true that gold always runs out.

There is a saying that the words of the art and literature are said:

If you want to wear a crown, you must bear its weight.

The Wanderer agrees very much.

It was a person who was full of emotions-the weight of poverty is really-overwhelmed.

”Old You, I'm so witty... Fortunately I didn't roast the iron pig... and didn't let the dogs grind their teeth...”

Beautiful!

After eating the food and grilling the meal, he poured three bowls of soup in a row. Not only did the wandering demon not hold on, he even wanted to drink a big bucket of fat house happy water.

This **** thing is life~

The wandering demon said to Lin Chou,

”Linzi, when I was walking in the wilderness a few days ago, I ran into a strange place. There was you...huh...what's wrong with you?”

The wandering demon yelled several times, and Lin Chou was staring at the bowl in his hand.

The wandering demon is speechless,

”Lin Zi, this is... don't you have some disease...”

Huang Dashan mumbled,

”Well, black heart cancer, it's hopeless.”

Of course Lin Chou didn't have black heart cancer, he was just looking up at the barrage.

system:

”Dip, congratulations to the host for making the recognized delicacy-iron bone pig set meal.

”In the first production, a 120% special effect bonus is obtained, some negative effects are eliminated, and the strength value is +13.

”Zhengzheng iron bones:

1. Those who eat this dish will be blessed with the power of iron-bone pigs, the defense of the nose and mouth will increase by 30%, and the destructive power will increase by 20%.

2. Increased willpower. Under any circumstance, they will insist on their own opinions and stay unmoved by foreign objects. Any malicious unit will reduce the effect and success rate of torture, arbitrarily, defrauding trust, etc. against those holding this status by 6% hundred.

3. Pain tolerance increased by 30%.

(Note: The iron bone status of the person who eats this dish doubles the effect on the female spouse, but the possibility of being beaten as a price rises to 1,200%.

”Dip, the temporary task iron-bone pig package, completed. Comprehensive evaluation, acceptable.”

”Reward calculation...”

”Essence fusion degree +2.5%, all attributes +22, intelligence value extra +1, can teach apprentice exclusive dishes [Cooking eggs]*1.”

”Extra-first-class scrambled eggs (eggs).

Special effect: building a foundation.

Egg-basking is infused with the power of this system and dedicated to it. Those who eat this dish will enhance their innate physical fitness and martial arts roots for their direct blood descendants.

Target crowd: pregnant women.

(Ps: This dish requires the lower female primate to hold the child to eat under the warm and loving eyes of its male lower primate spouse. The three races must be exactly the same.

PPs: According to the genetic law of genetic traits between offspring and parents based on the biology, genetics and related subject theories of the compound host worldview, the degree of mismatch between father-son and mother-son DNA fingerprints shall not exceed one part in 30 billion, otherwise it will be perfunctory There will be no effect. )

Production Method:.......

Ingredients: bamboo shoots, bamboo sun, iron-bone pig crispy bones, fish maw, penguin eggs. ”

Lin Chou rubbed his temples after reading the barrage of Master System.

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Hehe~

Sure enough, it is a dog beep system that knows how to do tricks.

What a clumsy iron bone!

This is not a clambering iron bone, you should be called ”my head is very iron”, right?

Well, after being scammed so many times, Boss Lin still has expectations for the system...

Simply naive.

So this dish of you is specifically designed to provoke family conflicts, isn’t it? Lin Chou is so afraid to think that after the famous dying little expert Huang, Bai Qiongshou, who is afraid of his wife, he eats and drinks here. Back at home, the scene suddenly stiffened.

It will definitely kill people. Hey!

I, Lin, is just a cook with a super handsome appearance, and I don't want to be a **** executioner. Hey!

The brain hurts.

In comparison, the inertial ellipsis of the egg and dog beep system at the back are not so conspicuous...

Isn’t it just when you’re eating food to check if your father has a cross-racial relationship? There’s nothing special, it’s normal and easy to understand, and you dare to be alone.

emmmm...

What's this, don’t bite if there are too many lice, don’t worry about debts?