Chapter 916： Of course it’s to make the brothers cool first (1/2)
Shan Ye's spirit of death has always been more and more courageous.
The two buttocks swelled to the point of unconsciousness, and he was about to swell his pants into rags. At this time, he was thinking about tapping his round buttocks to beat the rhythm - even if he wanted to sing a ballad to Lin Chou, he couldn't stop it.
It's just a low-level toxin, neither fatal nor sequelae, Shan Ye is not willing to use a little bit of magic plant essence to detoxify.
He was standing on the back of Si Gouzi, and the violent wind disturbed Shan Ye's bright and flowing hairstyle.
(Huang Dashan:???)
This guy rubbed his **** with a fullness index of more than 1,000 stars while singing ”Catch a Young Woman”, and the picture broke directly.
Lin Chou's hairs are standing up,
”Let me go, what kind of a demon are you... this starfish is still a psychotoxin that has a hallucinogenic effect?”
Huang Dashan looked contemptuously,
”Ancestral massage technique promotes blood circulation, removes blood stasis and detoxification, but also lifts buttocks and curves~”
”Actually, it feels good, Super Nice, Shan Ye, I am wronged today, I will lend you a refreshing touch first? You are welcome~! I'm not aware of it anyway! We are all brothers!”
Sure enough, the poison has been on the head, and there is no way to save it.
Lin Chou managed to resist the urge to draw Shan Ye into the Zushan Mountain to feed the wolf, and finally listened to him muttering there.
”This little girl's watch has been smashed, and I don't know how to make a girl with more practice? But Grandpa Dashan really broke your heart~”
Lin Chou: Calm down, it can't be like this. In other words, it's a work-related injury. I-calm down!
So Prince Huang once again experienced the irritation of being rubbed on the ground by someone, oh no, it was rubbing on the back of a dog.
Lin Chou said fiercely,
”Did you see, next time I will rub you on the belly of the four dogs!”
Si Gouzi glanced back at Shan Ye, and when he glanced at his stomach, he was so scared that he clamped his hind legs.
Shan Ye: ”...”
Lin Chou: ”...”
By the way, do you misunderstand something? ?
Lin Chou suddenly had such strange thoughts and fell into thinking.
Forgive the pot is also silly. Being a director is not only bad at being a thief, but even knows how to pick a script. Isn't this ready? What script can be compared to the grandeur of the autobiography of Shan Ye?
Just say, what elements do you want: horror and horror catastrophe, sci-fi magical surrealism, comedy tragedy, ethical drama, love, friendship, **** love...
In particular, the light suffix label of the filmed film has to occupy a separate leaflet. One is not enough to make the second three, four, five, six, seven or even directly into a series.
Whoever takes on this big job doesn't need to think about the material, the script and the shooting, because the process of writing the script and making the film will never catch up with the speed of Shan Ye.
There is no need to worry about attendance at all. The only thing to worry about is that the screenwriter may be exhausted and die suddenly.
As long as the movie is not bad at all to restore the life of Shan Ye, there is no doubt that the ratings are absolutely right, and it may be able to break the zero-negative record that only AC movies can maintain.
At that time, all the comments below the movie have to be like this:
”The meaning is still unfinished, looking forward to the next episode.”
”After watching this film, I suddenly realized that, oh, I can live like this for a lifetime!”
”The road of life is actually very short, but you can expand its breadth.”
The second part of the message is this aunt:
”I'm still thinking about it, I continue to look forward to the next episode.”
”It is the screenwriter's life that is shorter than the road of life. The blade has been sent. On the way, I will ask when the next episode will be updated!”
”Send women's clothing together.”
The message of Part N is this aunt:
”The family sacrifice never forgets to tell Naiweng!”
”The family sacrifice never forgets to tell Naiweng!”
”The family sacrifice never forgets to tell Naiweng!”
Cough, the thoughts drifted away and it was easy to take them back. Lin Chou hurriedly took up the line-all four of the wandering efforts had already gone home.
The yellow starfish is just thrown in the tank and soaked in sea water. When the time comes, you can take it out and shake it directly with ice water.
But abalone is not good, abalone has to be handled carefully.
Thirteen plus the first sent ashore, a total of fourteen black golden abalones. The smallest one also has a palm length. The largest one has even more than one and a half palms, about thirty centimeters. The abalone shell is dark and black. It is also black and shiny.
Raising 14 black gold abalones of acceptable size alone, Lin Chou wanted to use something else.
He also pried back half a sack of small abalones, mainly purple abalones, all the size of a table tennis ball.
Huang Dashan looked at the starfish in the tank, and felt that it was a whole tuft of tentacle monsters.
In addition, the **** said it was sad now, so Shan Ye grinned,
”Lin Chou, you should feel lucky, your Lord Shan is not surnamed Sima.”
”The Sima from Sima Qian?”
”Sima Guang's Sima!”
”Oh...”
Lin Chou put all the little abalones into a large basin, stirred and washed them twice, then took out the brushes one by one.
”Swipe, swipe...”
Huang Dashan was nagging next to him and never stopped.
”It's a loss, it's a thing to get back in one night? It doesn't taste good at first sight!”
”As for this abalone... the little thing looks very chic, it makes me feel familiar with the mountain master who has experienced countless years-hey hey, what do you put the big one up for, and the small one can eat it? Big fingernails!”
Lin Sorrow said,
”It's not for you. I'm going to boil a few pots of abalone juice and use it slowly. Starfish is the one. Add a dish in the morning. It's absolutely great.”
Huang Dashan still feels blood loss.
How can he, the dignified prince, be like the dead perverts of those cute tentacles?
”Ugh...”
The prince of the mountain dragged the two huge **** into the drill cart and went back to sleep. If he doesn't get swollen tomorrow morning, he will probably laugh at the hillside people.
And the production of Lin Chou's real abalone sauce has officially started.
Abalone juice is one of the most commonly used treasures in Fujian and Cantonese cuisines. In the hands of different chefs, abalone juice will be given a distinctive personal color and a ”biased” and focused seasoning, and it is not necessarily made of abalone as the main ingredient. Production, just like XO sauce without XO will not surprise people.
Lin Chou’s abalone sauce is more of a drastic style. Collect five fresh old chickens and old ducks, pick them up, break two pieces of pork knuckles cut in half, and throw them into a cauldron, plus beef tendon meat, Scallops, chopped pork tube bones and a mature ham hung from the eaves, and finally washed small abalone in shell.
Add cold water to cover all the ingredients in the pot and boil.
All the ingredients are deliberately not boiled, and what you want is the most original and heavy taste-the fresh baby abalone is actually not as easy to stew to the point of ”sticky” like dried abalone, and it needs the weight of these raw and cooked ingredients Level taste to reconcile.
When the soup in the big pot is boiled for the first time, you have to beat the froth three times and you don't need to worry about it anymore. You have to wait at least four hours after the small fire is boiled.
Lin Chouwo squinted at the counter for a while, and the sky will get up tomorrow and wrap a vegetable bag with gauze and throw it into the pot. The main ones are onions, water celery, radishes, carrots, shallots, coriander and dried ginger. Red yeast rice and so on.