Chapter 1306 - A dragon and lion dance? Dragons & Lions: F*ck you (2/2)

Another lion said, “I’ve also been wondering about that. Otherwise, how could we brothers have lost so badly?”

Lunar Flood Dragon rolled its eyes, and said, “I was also there. How could the other party have cheated with me there? You simply weren’t his match. If you lost, then you lost. Hey, you, the idiot by my tail, your positioning is wrong. Do you want me to s.h.i.+et on you?”

The young cultivator said, “Sorry, Senior Lunar Flood Dragon. I’m just a little nervous.”

They were soon going to meet the ‘first Sage in a thousand years’ Profound Sage Tyrannical Song, the ‘second Sage in a thousand years’ Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman, and the ‘sixth Sage in a thousand years’ Sage White. On top of all that, there was also a chance that they would encounter the ‘seventh Sage in a thousand years’ Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue.

All of them were well-known Profound Sages in the world of cultivation. It was normal that these young disciples were very excited.

Lunar Flood Dragon gritted its teeth, and said, “Don’t mess up the rhythm even if you’re nervous; otherwise, don’t blame me for s.h.i.+etting on you!”

F*cking h.e.l.l, whoever it is that came up with this idea of having true dragons and lions dance is seriously a r.e.t.a.r.d!

However, I have to admit that this dance has quite an imposing manner.

The greeting team finally met Doudou’s palanquin team.

Afterward, the dragon and the lions turned around, and the two teams began to merge.

The young cultivators who were handling the dragon and lion dance couldn’t help but glance at Profound Sage Tyrannical Song and Sage White as they turned around.

There was also Sage Monarch Seven Lives Talisman on an immortal boat at the back.

To be able to see three Sages at once was really exciting.

Unfortunately, Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue was not present.

After that, the dragon and lion dance team began to lead the way ahead.

The people holding the ‘囍’ signs mixed with the Doudou palanquin team, while Doudou’s golden palanquin followed behind.

Behind them were several immortal boats filled with family members and friends.

The team continued to slowly move forward.

“Senior Song, that dragon and lion dance is wonderful!” The eyes of Doudou [Soft Feather Version] shone once again.

Song Shuhang nodded, and said, “It is indeed extraordinary.”

Doudou [Soft Feather Version] happily said, “If I get married in the future, I must also prepare a golden palanquin and have dragon and lion dance just like this one. In addition, I also want a wolf dance and a cat dance. That would definitely be very cool.”

Behind the immortal boat, True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon, Cave Lord Snow Wolf, and Young Master Phoenix Slayer s.h.i.+vered in unison.

True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon said, “What’s going on? Why do I suddenly feel a little cold?”

Cave Lord Snow Wolf remarked, “Strange, I feel the same way.”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer added, “I suddenly feel an urge to find a warm place to stay.”

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber heard this, and thought for a moment.

After that, Thrice Reckless Mad Saber took out a transparent goldfish tank. The goldfish tank was relatively large, with it being as tall as half a person.

The fellow daoists were puzzled, not knowing why Thrice Reckless Mad Saber had suddenly brought out the fish tank.

While they were in thought, they saw Young Master Phoenix Slayer whizz into the fish tank. His body shrunk softly, filling up the entire fish tank, and he then drilled his head out of the opening of the fish tank.

Cave Lord Snow Wolf: “…”

True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon: “…”

Fairy Lychee: “…”

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber nodded silently, and took out a notebook to record something. “Sure enough, it’s just as I read on the Internet. At times, when seeing a goldfish tank, a cat would not be able to resist going in. This experiment was very successful.”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer cried, “Meow?”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator rubbed his face—he felt that when Young Master Phoenix Slayer came out of the fish tank, it’d be the end of Thrice Reckless Mad Saber.

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The greeting team and Doudou’s sedan had walked away and disappeared into the distance.

At this time, another team carrying a golden palanquin appeared nearby.

This golden palanquin was almost exactly the same as that of Doudou.

Even the arrangement of the greeting team was similar to Doudou’s.

The monster fox Dugu Bai quickly climbed into the golden sedan. “Plan B was a success. Quickly, we don’t have much time, hurry to the main wedding venue. I can’t wait to marry my teacher.”

A bald great master laughed loudly, and said, “Your plan B is quite good. No one would think that the greeting team just now was fake.”

Dugu Bai said, “There was no other way. Plan A was seen by Zhou Li in the ‘Dog Catching Gang’ group chat. Because of that, we could only choose to abandon it.”

After climbing onto the golden palanquin, he transformed into a Pekingese, and then put on a red dress similar to Doudou’s.

The bald great master said, “Are you ready?”

A handsome white-clothed swordsman said, “Everything is ready. This time, we must let Fellow Daoist Dugu Bai successfully bring the beauty home.”

Dugu Bai patted his chest, and said, “Good brothers, I will remember all of you. I shall never forget our friends.h.i.+p!”

Who says that one couldn’t make real friends on the Internet?

He had gotten to know most of the people in this group online, but he was real friends with each one of them!

[1] Ornamental design symbolizing “double happiness” that can be treated as a blessing for the newly married couple.