Chapter 1306 - A dragon and lion dance? Dragons & Lions: F*ck you (1/2)
“There was no such thing. I am a good, law-abiding citizen, and I would never do something as cruel as that,” Song Shuhang retorted. “Actually, the owner of the tusks cut them off themself.”
Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue angrily said, “You liar!”
“But that’s the truth. Haha, actually, a demonic elephant Profound Sage was scheming against me just now. It cut its tusks in order to inflict me with a curse, but it failed to curse me, and I still managed to get its tusks for a pair of whale bones. I could be said to have profited a lot.” Song Shuhang explained what had taken place.
Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue: “…”
Reality was often more absurd than imagination.
What in the world is happening? Why do I feel that the universe is purposely sending ‘Eighth Stage forging materials’ Song Shuhang’s way?
Is it really because I accidentally set a flag?
But, I only thought about it in my mind and didn’t even dare to say it aloud. Can flags be set up like this as well…?
Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue felt very dissatisfied.
Song Shuhang said, “With these tusks, it is possible to forge the [Holy Elephant Commander’s Pillar] of the ‘Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Combined Magical Treasure’. Having said that, is the Holy Elephant Commander’s Pillar a staff?”
Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue shook her head. “It’s a pillar. As for how big it is, we’ll know that after it’s been forged. As for how to use it, that’s for you to figure out. Alright, don’t disturb me from forging anymore.”
She wanted some time alone.
Song Shuhang said, “Then I won’t disturb Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue any further.”
After his consciousness left the Inner World, Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue secretly wiped her tears, brandished her small and big hammers, and fiercely smashed them onto the Eighth Stage turtle sh.e.l.l.
Since she’d already received her ‘payment,’ even if she had to go through such bitter and tiring times, she still had to forge two sets of the ‘Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Combined Magical Treasure’.
She still considered herself a professional.
I hope that Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue and Fourth Cultivator of True Virtue can quickly return. I want those two b.a.s.t.a.r.ds to see how much I’m suffering for their sake.
Every time she struck down with her hammer, a tear would flow down her face.
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Song Shuhang’s consciousness returned to the main world.
At his side, Senior White’s clone asked, “Shuhang, we can lock onto the coordinates of the demonic elephant through the ‘whale bone’. After Doudou’s wedding is over, should we go and pay it a visit?”
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Song Shuhang asked, “After everything that happened, wouldn’t it have made some preparations?”
Senior White’s clone pinched his chin. “You have a point. I hope that the other party doesn’t throw away the pair of ‘Eighth Stage whale bones’ we’ve given it. Anyway, after a few years, when my main body wakes up, we can go and sneak an attack on it.”
Song Shuhang said, “If I were the demonic elephant Profound Sage, I would definitely give away the ‘whale bones’ as soon I could.”
Senior White’s clone said, ”However, there’s a chance that the other party would refine the whale bones, and then insert them back into its nose as replacements for its tusks. After all, it had just sawed off its tusks, and those whale bones are just as hard as elephant tusks.”
“Pfff~ Is that even possible?” Song Shuhang couldn’t help but laugh as he imagined the demonic elephant Profound Sage using the whale bones as its tusks.
At the same time, he also discovered another thing.
Senior White’s clone was slightly different from Senior White.
Especially when it came to making decisions, Senior White’s clone generally did not make the decisions himself, but would rather listen to others’ opinions. Sometimes, it even seemed to be used to receiving instructions.
This innate skill that could allow one to create clones was truly enviable!
At this time, on the golden palanquin, Doudou [Soft Feather Version] happily cried out, “Senior Song, the greeting team is here!”
As she was sitting at the highest point in the area, she could see the farthest.
In front of them, a magnificent greeting team was slowly approaching.
At the forefront of the greeting team was a huge lion that was standing upright. It was dressed in red, carried a large gong with its foreleg, and was pounding on it hard.
Behind the big lion were two rows of eight cultivators pedaling on cloud-like flying magical treasures. They were each holding a sign that had the character ‘囍[1]’ posted on them.
Further back was a lively dragon dance team.
A cute young girl held a ‘dragon pearl’ at the front while a 100-meter-long flood dragon followed right behind her!
At this time, the flood dragon looked to be very confused. Its face was decorated with lifelike ‘dragon mustaches’, while its horns were also decorated to make its head look more similar to a true dragon. Its body was also covered with red ‘dragon scales’, while two dragon legs were also installed onto it.
It looked particularly festive.
Underneath it, there were more than a dozen suction cups firmly attached to its abdomen, and a golden stick could be seen attached to each suction cup.
More than a dozen young Fourth Stage cultivators held these sticks.
Song Shuhang had seen many dragon dance performances ever since he was young, but this dragon dance routine was the first of its kind.
They could even faintly hear the flood dragon complaining, “You idiots, stop twisting like crazy! My waist won’t be able to bear it.”
Below, a young cultivator spat out his tongue, and said, “We’re sorry, Senior Lunar Flood Dragon. We didn’t do it on purpose.”
The flood dragon gnashed its teeth, and said, “Just go by what we rehea.r.s.ed. Anyway, which r.e.t.a.r.d proposed to have this kind of ‘dragon lion dance’ greeting team?”
“Senior Lunar Flood Dragon, you can already be said to be in a decent situation. We brothers are a lot worse off.” Besides the dragon dance team, there were also six lion dance teams.
The so-called ‘lion dance’ had several groups of two young Fourth Stage cultivators, each carrying a big lion. These big lions were held up high while they continuously spun, jumped, and even hopped.
Lunar Flood Dragon asked, “You six brothers also lost yesterday?”
A lion blinked, and said, “Yeah. Last night, something strange happened. We six brothers met an expert at both of our mahjong tables and lost. In the end, we had to pay the debt with our bodies.”
Another lion said, “Do you think that guy yesterday was a cheat?”