Chapter 1293 - Scumbag? Excuse me? (2/2)

While the big-bearded man was busy trying to get through the defensive golden light, Soft Feather continued, “You, Big Bearded Man, go and tell Dugu Bai that I will no longer have any ties with him in this life. Tell him to forget about me, I’m a bad woman.”

“Excuse me?” The big-bearded man was dumbfounded.

Who the h.e.l.l is Dugu Bai?!

Soft Feather shouted, [Senior Song, this guy doesn’t seem to even know who Dugu Bai is. Could there be another misunderstanding?]

Song Shuhang muttered, [If this kidnapping isn’t related to Dugu Bai… Who else would want to crash the wedding?]

At this time, Zhou Li’s voice came. “Hahahaha! Fellow Daoist Dugu Bai, just give up already. You don’t stand a chance. Seniors, please help me take care of these wedding ruiners!”

“F*ck, I haven’t even come out and tried to kidnap the bride, alright?” At this moment, a voice suddenly came from a distance.

It was Dugu Bai. He stood up and angrily said to Zhou Li, “That person who’s kidnapping the bride right now isn’t related to me! I haven’t even done anything yet!”

Dugu Bai decided to abort Plan A.

This other wedding-cras.h.i.+ng team had completely messed up his plans. Now, even if he did lead his team to charge forward, he wouldn’t be able to secretly replace Doudou according to plan A, as Zhou Li had been alerted.

G.o.dlike opponents weren’t that scary, piglike teammates on the other hand…

From where did this other team come?

With Plan A gone, Dugu Bai took the initiative to implement Plan B.

Zhou Li looked at Dugu Bai and froze.

F*ck, if this isn’t Dugu Bai’s doing, then who are the ones that are trying to kidnap the bride right now?

At this time, at the edge of the golden platform, a guy dressed in a.s.sa.s.sin’s clothing rushed towards the big-bearded man, and angrily said, “Fool, what are you doing?! Grab the dog!”

The big-bearded man replied, “Big Brother, this dog is protected by light of virtue; I can’t grab it.”

The guy dressed as an a.s.sa.s.sin exclaimed, “d.a.m.n, why the h.e.l.l does this dog have such a strong power of virtue?!”

Zhou Li said, “I know, but I won’t tell you. Little s.h.i.+et, have a taste of my chain!”

Two strange chains were summoned and shot towards the a.s.sa.s.sin and the big-bearded man.

On the edge of the golden platform was an inescapable net that Zhou Li had set up earlier. Even if Doudou had not had the ‘power of virtue’ protecting him, the big-bearded man would not have been able to leave the platform.

In the next moment, the big-bearded man and the a.s.sa.s.sin were both ensnared.

“Who are you?” Zhou Li said in a deep voice. Since this big-bearded man isn’t a part of Dugu Bai’s group, who in the world is he? And, why is he trying to ruin the wedding?

A guy in the shadows said, “It doesn’t matter who we are. Do you think that you’ve won just because you’ve caught us like this? Naive.”

The big-bearded man shouted, “Plan A has been compromised, execute Plan B!”

These days, when doing something big like this, it would be embarra.s.sing for one not to have prepared an entire series of plans.

Some of the members of the wedding-cras.h.i.+ng team complained, “d.a.m.n, we’re executing Plan B already? Whoever planned plan A is an idiot. It failed so quickly.”

Subsequently, under the questioning gazes of Zhou Li, Fairy Lychee, and the others, all of the members of the wedding-cras.h.i.+ng team stretched out their hands towards their eyes, scooping them out.

The a.s.sa.s.sin and the big-bearded man also followed suit.

Eventually, all of the eyes proactively gathered together, a huge eye was formed directly above the big-bearded man.

This huge eye looked like it was made of flames; it burned fiercely. Within the flames, a red pupil could be seen.

Another eyeball? Song Shuhang thought. Recently, he had been encountering eye-related things time and again. It had been a bad experience every time it happened.

What was the origin of this flaming eyeball?

Meanwhile, the wedding crashers who had scooped out their eyeb.a.l.l.s, including the big-beard man and the a.s.sa.s.sin, all turned into ashes.

Immediately afterward, a soul-like thing emerged from their bodies and soared into the sky towards the huge flaming eye.

The ‘soul’ of the big-bearded man smiled with pride. “Haha, since you’ve forced us to use Plan B, you’re done for. Originally, we had only planned on s.n.a.t.c.hing this puppy, but now, all of you are going to be sent to your deaths.”

After he finished laughing, he also rose into the sky, preparing to throw himself into the flaming eye.

But at this moment, a golden arm suddenly grabbed the big-bearded man’s ‘soul’.

It was the virtuous lamia.

After she grabbed the ‘soul’, she turned to look at Doudou’s body. Inside her, Scarlet Heaven Sword tacitly dubbed her. “Shuhang, the soul ferrying technique!”

The soul ferrying technique? But I’m not in my own body right now, can I still use the soul ferrying technique?

The big-bearded man angrily said, “Let me go.”

Song Shuhang immediately took over the control of Doudou’s body from Soft Feather.

After that, he tried to use the soul ferrying technique—he stretched out his paws to grab the big-bearded man while chanting the ❮Ksitigarbha’s Soul Ferrying Scripture❯.

Doudou’s body suddenly exuded a feeling of great compa.s.sion and great wisdom.

The big-bearded man exclaimed, “Fool, I’m not a ghost! How are you going to ferry me?”

At this time, the virtuous lamia spat out Scarlet Heaven Sword and used it to stab the big-bearded man’s chest…