Chapter 1293 - Scumbag? Excuse me? (1/2)

Zhou Li laughed, and said, “Don’t worry, we were long prepared for this! Dugu Bai, you can only dream of kidnapping the bride! Doudou, with me here, you’ll definitely get married without problems.”

After getting married off, Doudou would have his own home, and would no longer run away from home. At that time, Zhou Li would no longer have to follow behind him to clean up his messes.

He would finally have enough time to date Ouyang Yuan; just thinking about it moved him to tears.

Doudou, I will make sure that you get married, even if I have to risk my life. With this, you can be happy in the future… And so will I!

Zhou Li was indeed well prepared. All the attacks were blocked by him and the members that he had arranged.

We only need to block them for a while. When the fellow daoists of the ‘Nine Provinces Number One Group’ and True Monarch Yellow Mountain, who are on the immortal boats behind, arrive, these guys that are planning to crash the wedding will be captured in minutes!

“Kidnapping the bride?!” Soft Feather’s voice suddenly rose.

She had never expected to encounter a plot like this, one that was usually only seen in movies.

Soft Feather excitedly said, “Senior Song! Senior Song, did you hear that? They’re trying to kidnap the bride!”

Song Shuhang: “…”

He had heard Zhou Li call out ‘Dugu Bai’ just now. If his memory served him right, Dugu Bai should be Fairy Fleeting Life’s disciple, right?

Did he really have to come and make a mess here?

If Dugu Bai really wanted to crash the marriage, why not kidnap Fairy Fleeting Life instead of ambus.h.i.+ng Doudou? What was that guy thinking?

“Speaking of bride kidnapping, I suddenly remembered some interesting news,” Su Clan’s Sixteen said. “Not that long ago, someone on the Internet wreaked havoc by kidnapping a bride, but the target of the kidnapping was quite shocking.”

Soft Feather said, “I know about that. When everyone thought that he was going to take the bride, he instead took the bridegroom away with him, right?”

“No, in the video I watched, it was a woman who took the bride away with her.”

“…” Song Shuhang sighed, and said, “Just what kind of news are you two looking at? Do you not have any news about normal wedding s.n.a.t.c.hings?”

Fairy Creation said, “Yiyiya~ Yiyiya~ Stupid~”

Soft Feather replied, “It’s because the things that appear on the news nowadays are only those that would be able to catch people’s attention. As such, they try to stand out from the rest. A man kidnapping a woman, or a woman kidnapping a man would no longer be seen as news. It is only the newer things like a man kidnapping a man or a woman kidnapping a woman that would be able to attract people’s attention.”

Su Clan’s Sixteen said, “It’s like how a dog biting a person would no longer be on the news, but a person biting a dog would be.”

Soft Feather added, “Actually, a person biting a dog wouldn’t appear on the news, either. The ones you’ll see are going to be the more violent ones. For example, people and dogs biting each other, or a person chasing after a dozen dogs to bite them.”

Su Clan’s Sixteen said, “So, you can’t blame us.”

Song Shuhang felt that he could not refute their points.

Soft Feather said, “Come, Senior Song. There’s a kidnapper who’s going to rush towards us!”

Su Clan’s Sixteen said, “You’re the one in charge of the first part, so you’ll be the one who has to deal with him.”

Soft Feather a.s.suringly said, “Don’t worry, I’ve already come up with the lines I’m going to say to the kidnapper.”

Song Shuhang felt a little uneasy. “What are you going to do?”

Soft Feather said, “Of course, I’m going to reject him. We want to guarantee the success of Doudou’s wedding, even though the kidnapping plot feels quite exciting…”

While she was speaking, a big-bearded man got through Zhou Li’s defenses and rushed towards Doudou.

The big-bearded man said, “Puppy, come with me!”

Soft Feather solemnly said, “Sc.u.mbag, you want me to go with you? In your dreams!”

The big-bearded man muttered, “Sc.u.mbag?”

“You b.a.s.t.a.r.d, right when I’ve decided on getting married, you come here to ruin the wedding?! If you wanted to kidnap me, why haven’t you done so earlier? There was so much time before the wedding has begun that you could have used to talk to me. Despite that, it is only now, when I’ve already decided to get married, that you appear in front of me… Just let it go, okay? Dugu Bai, I’m never going to go with you!” Soft Feather sternly recited the lines she got from G.o.d knew where.

She was moved by her own lines and stretched out her paws to wipe the corners of her eyes.

These lines are really great.

“What?” The big-bearded man was dumbfounded.

…Time was very precious, and he didn’t want to waste it on listening to this puppy’s long story. He wanted to just grab the puppy, but his hand couldn’t seem to wrap itself around Doudou’s body.

There was a layer of golden light which was like an absolute defense on the other party’s body, preventing the big-bearded man’s hand from touching Doudou’s body. Naturally, this light was the virtuous lamia; she was guarding Song Shuhang, and consequently, guarding Doudou’s body.

Soft Feather asked, “Huh? Are my lines not moving enough?”

“Soft Feather, I think you misunderstood something here,” Song Shuhang said. “This big-bearded man isn’t Dugu Bai. Dugu Bai isn’t this ugly.”

Soft Feather asked, “What?”

Well, that was embarra.s.sing.

The big-bearded man: “…”

Song Shuhang said, “Moreover, Dugu Bai wouldn’t come here to look for Doudou. If he did come here, it would be to kidnap his teacher.”

Soft Feather asked, “Then who’s the big-bearded man, and what’s he doing here?”

Song Shuhang replied, “Maybe he’s Dugu Bai’s partner?”

Soft Feather said, “Since that’s the case, I’ll have to change the lines.”