Chapter 1290 - Cat circle phenomenon (2/2)

“Groomsman? But Doudou’s the bride.” The corners of True Monarch Yellow Mountain’s mouth twitched.

“Then… Do you really want me to be a bridesmaid?” Senior White frowned.

True Monarch Yellow Mountain hurried to say, “No, no, no. Fellow Daoist White, you can be an exception. I’ll just arrange a few bridesmaids to go with you, but you can be Doudou’s groomsman.”

If he made Fellow Daoist White become a bridesmaid, Doudou’s wedding would definitely become a mess.

Song ‘Doudou’ Shuhang said, “Stupid Yellow Mountain, I want to be my groomsman too!”

“Shut up!” True Monarch Yellow Mountain pointed at him.

However, when his magical technique fell on Song Shuhang’s body, light of virtue shone, and the virtuous lamia came out to protect Song ‘Doudou’ Shuhang.

The muting technique was blocked.

“Haha, Stupid Yellow Mountain, your muting technique doesn’t work on me.” Doudou laughed proudly.

True Monarch Yellow Mountain felt some pain in his liver.

But at this moment, the virtuous lamia suddenly blinked, and then she whizzed to Doudou’s body, wrapping around him.

Song ‘Doudou’ Shuhang’s laughter suddenly froze.

“Shut up!” True Monarch Yellow Mountain raised his hand once again.

This time, Song ‘Doudou’ Shuhang no longer had any way to resist the magical technique, so as he was. .h.i.t by the muting technique and lost his ability to speak.

True Monarch Yellow Mountain continued, “Fellow Daoist White, you should all come with me. I will take you to a place where you can rest first. Tomorrow morning, the wedding ceremony should start on time.”

Senior White asked, “Do you need me to go and look for some groomsmen?”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain smiled, and said, “No need. Having Fellow Daoist White and little friend Shuhang as groomsmen is already enough. I’ll go and arrange a few more fairies to be bridesmaids. Fellow Daoist White need not worry.”

True Monarch was really reliable. He had been preparing for Doudou’s wedding for so long that everything he needed to prepare was already ready.

Senior White felt slightly embarra.s.sed. “Did I mess up any of your plans?”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain shook his head, and said, “It’s fine. Perhaps… it’s the best choice to leave little friend Shuhang in control of Doudou’s body as he can cope with sudden emergencies.”

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After taking Fellow Daoist White and Song Shuhang to rest, True Monarch Yellow Mountain returned to his temporary office, turned on the computer, and logged in to a chat account.

After that, he found the user ‘[Dog Sky Battalion] Golden Lion’ in his friend list and sent him a message. “Doudou is ready, and he can enter into action at any time. How’s your side?”

[Dog Sky Battalion] Golden Lion: “After a few twists and turns, I finally succeeded in fooling Fleeting Life. She smashed my head with a book until I fainted before taking away the bridegroom clothes. She is currently modifying the bridegroom clothes. Floating Life is now big, and she’s no longer as easy to fool as when she was a child.”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain: “Since that’s the case, I’ll start promoting the event at my side.”

[Dog Sky Battalion] Golden Lion: “Alright, I will cooperate with you. By the way, my boss said that you could directly mention the Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Sect; there’s no need to avoid it this time.”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain: “The Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Sect’s only successor, Fairy Fleeting Life, is getting married to True Monarch Yellow Mountain’s only son, Doudou. How’s that?”

[Dog Sky Battalion] Golden Lion: “Are you not going to add [Shocking News] in front?”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain: “We don’t need to do that. With my connections, when they wake up tomorrow morning, most of the people in the world of cultivation will already know of this news.”

[Dog Sky Battalion] Golden Lion: “You’re the one who’s an expert at this, so I’ll be leaving it to you. I won’t be sending you any more messages. Fleeting Life is coming, so I’m going to continue acting unconscious.”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain sent an ? expression.

Then, True Monarch Yellow Mountain leaned back on his chair and sighed softly. “If that Fairy Fleeting Life really took a liking to Doudou, it would be nice. Doudou is indeed of age to get married. Having said that, I’ve always encouraged him to fall in love, why did it never bring me back a daughter-in-law?”

“Senior Yellow Mountain, it’s exactly because you’ve always been encouraging it to freely fall in love that Doudou is now out to get himself a harem. The Chu Chus he knows of can already form a line. If you were to allow him to marry many wives, Doudou could have 30-40 Chu Chus of various races by tomorrow.” A voice sounded.

True Monarch Yellow Mountain looked at a not too distant place. “Fellow Daoist Phoenix Slayer, you still haven’t left?”

Phoenix Slayer lay behind the sofa in the temporary office, yawning lazily.

“F*ck, I have no idea who it was that placed a rope in a circular shape on the ground. When I saw it, I went in it, and now I’m stuck inside it,” Phoenix Slayer replied.

True Monarch Yellow Mountain asked, “The rumored cat circle? Are you going to spend the night here?”

“I’m different from ordinary cats, just wait for a bit. Give me another hour, and I’ll be able to get out of this circle with my own willpower. Don’t underestimate my willpower!” However, while Phoenix Slayer said this, his body curled up into a ball.

True Monarch Yellow Mountain laughed, and said, “Alright, have a good rest then. There are many things that you’ll need to help out with tomorrow.”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer said, “True Monarch, just tell me what to do when the time comes, I’m too lazy to think right now. When you ask me to do something, I will do it.”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain laughed. “Okay.”

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Meanwhile…

Song Shuhang, Soft Feather, and Su Clan’s Sixteen were taking turns to control Doudou’s body to adapt to its movements.

After handing over the control of the body to Sixteen, Song Shuhang was idle and bored, so he went and observed ‘Fairy Creation’ who was with them inside the sea of ​​consciousness as he wanted to figure out her origins.

Song Shuhang controlled his consciousness and carefully approached Fairy Creation…