Chapter 1290 - Cat circle phenomenon (1/2)
Fairy Fleeting Life and her disciple, the monster fox Dugu Bai, had already set their respective plans into motion.
At Doudou’s wedding location.
With the unceasing efforts and persuasion of Song Shuhang, the consciousness s.p.a.ce had finally expanded. It was now the size of a small van.
The four consciousnesses were all packed together inside.
Currently, Song Shuhang was the one in control of Doudou’s physical movements.
As True Monarch Yellow Mountain sensed the auras of Senior White and Song Shuhang, he stood up to meet them.
“Fellow Daoist White, I didn’t expect you and Shuhang to be the earliest guests to arrive.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain laughed. He suddenly froze in the next moment.
He then stared at ‘Doudou’.
‘Doudou’ stood up on two legs and waved its paw at him. “Senior Yellow Mountain, it’s been a while.”
True Monarch Yellow Mountain: “…”
Song Shuhang waved, and said, “Yo, Stupid Yellow Mountain, do you know who I am?”
True Monarch Yellow Mountain: “…”
Doudou cried out, “Me too, I’m here as well. Senior Yellow Mountain, I’m also in Doudou’s body.”
Doudou’s tone changed as he said, “Senior Yellow Mountain looks to be in good health.”
“Yiayaya!” Doudou’s tone changed once more. This time, a strange cry came out; this cry did not sound like one that a dog would issue.
True Monarch Yellow Mountain: “…Can someone tell me what in the world happened?”
Senior White pointed at Song Shuhang. “This is Doudou.”
After that, he pointed at Doudou. “This is Song Shuhang + Soft Feather + Su Clan’s Sixteen + Fairy Creation.”
Finally, he pointed at Soft Feather and Su Clan’s Sixteen. “Their empty bodies are currently slumbering.”
True Monarch Yellow Mountain asked, “Soul s.h.i.+fting Technique?”
“No, I haven’t learned the Soul s.h.i.+fting Technique. It’s a new skill of mine that I awakened after I ascended to the Eighth Stage Profound Sage. It’s just a simple exchange of people’s consciousnesses; their souls aren’t actually swapped with one another’s. In short, Doudou currently has four consciousnesses in his body, while Doudou’s consciousness is in Song Shuhang’s body.”
“Song Shuhang, Soft Feather, Su Clan’s Sixteen, and who else?” True Monarch Yellow Mountain looked around curiously.
Song ‘Doudou’ Shuhang said, “Fairy Creation.”
True Monarch Yellow Mountain: “…”
Previously, he thought that he had simply heard it wrong, but it turned out that he hadn’t. It really was ‘Fairy Creation’, and not ‘Dharma King Creation’.
The Dharma King Creation I know is a manly man. He’s known as the top bodily cultivator in the ‘Nine Provinces Number One Group’ as he practices the ❮Warring Buddha’s True Body❯.
Yet, now you’re telling me that Dharma King Creation is a fairy?
True Monarch Yellow Mountain asked, “Wait… Who the h.e.l.l is Fairy Creation? She couldn’t possibly be related to Dharma King Creation, could she?”
“It’s a long story, but long story short—Senior Creation has two personalities. This Fairy Creation is Dharma King Creation’s second personality, and she was the consciousness that got transferred to Doudou’s body. Although I don’t think that Fairy Creation is merely a ‘second personality’, we’ve decided to call her like this before we can get a clearer idea of the situation,” Song Shuhang said while inside Doudou’s body.
Song ‘Doudou’ Shuhang mocked, “That’s not how you make a long story short.”
Dharma King Creation has a second personality? And on top of that, it’s a fairy?
True Monarch Yellow Mountain rubbed his eyebrows. The image he had of ‘Dharma King Creation’ in his mind, which was that of an iron-blooded manly man, had shattered into pieces.
True Monarch Yellow Mountain asked, “Okay, I can sort of understand what has happened. But why did you all enter Doudou’s body?”
Soft Feather replied, “Because it’s fun!”
Su Clan’s Sixteen said, “For various reasons.”
Song Shuhang said, “For me, it’s because I accidentally sought death… but it was not my fault, I was wronged. I’m not someone who’s afflicted with the Thrice Reckless Disease, and I do not need treatment. I actually feel that I’m in quite a good state right now.”
Fairy Creation said, “Yiayaya~”
Song ‘Doudou’ Shuhang said, “Is it just me, or did Shuhang become more chatty after his consciousness was transferred to my body?”
Senior White nodded. “It does seem so.”
True Monarch Yellow Mountain sighed. “So, until when are you going to play around? Doudou’s wedding is tomorrow.”
Soft Feather said, “Doudou’s wedding was given to us, and it was agreed that I’m going to be responsible for the first part!”
Su Clan’s Sixteen said, “I’m responsible for the second part.”
Song Shuhang said, “And I’m responsible for the last part. Right, we’ll be giving Doudou back his body when it’s time for the bridal room part. Otherwise, if we were still occupying his body in the bridal room, that would be going a bit too far.”
True Monarch Yellow Mountain frowned again.
Senior White said, “Don’t worry, Fellow Daoist Yellow Mountain. I’m going to look after them and make sure that they don’t cause any trouble.”
True Monarch Yellow Mountain’s heart jumped, and he asked, “Fellow Daoist White, you aren’t going to be transferring your consciousness into Doudou as well, right?”
“Of course not, I’m going to be Doudou’s groomsman. I alone am taking two spots,” Senior White said. He then snapped his fingers, and his clone appeared and stood by his side.