Chapter 1099 - Why the hell I’m worried! (2/2)

“In fact, Doudou… looks like me. So, people often mistake him for me.” Song Shuhang laughed.

Anyway, that stupid dog Doudou hadn’t transformed yet. Once he reached the Fifth Stage, he would just have to pay attention to his human form and make it slightly similar to him.

“Is that so?” Chu Chu’s face was flushed with shame. She then took Song Shuhang’s mobile phone, and timidly called out, “Doudou?”

“Woof, it’s me, wife.” The voice she was familiar with came from the phone.

This voice, this tone… yes, this was the Doudou she knew.

But then, what was the deal with this Song Shuhang from Jiangnan University Town?

“Wife, find a quiet place. I’ll talk to you alone. Stay away from Song Shuhang, don’t let him hear what I’m going to tell you.” Doudou’s voice echoed.

Song Shuhang: “…”

“Oh.” Chu Chu nodded. She stood up, nodded apologetically to Song Shuhang, and went out of the cla.s.sroom.

After seeing the girl leave, Song Shuhang was relieved.

“Hey, Shuhang… What did that girl want?” Tubo and the others asked curiously.

“She’s a friend of mine, a girl I met in an online game.” Song Shuhang sighed.

“What? The girls in online games are of such high quality?” Tubo’s eyes widened. “Which game was it?”

“I don’t know, I’ve never played that game.” Song Shuhang shrugged.

“Then, why did she run all the way to Jiangnan University Town just to find you?” Gao Moumou stared at him. “There’s definitely adultery somewhere.”

“F*ck off,” Song Shuhang said. “In fact, I’m also troubled by this. My friend is rather wacky, so when that girl asked him what he looked like, he sent my picture to the girl.”

Gao Moumou: “…”

Tubo: “…”

Yangde: “…”

Cla.s.smate Xiong Donghua, who was right beside him, exclaimed, “F*ck, please give me a dozen of such friends!”

Why couldn’t he meet such a friend who thought about the happiness of his friends and looked for girls for them?

“Does your friend lack a buddy?” Tubo said solemnly. “Next time, let him send my pictures when he’s playing games. I can even send my home address, I really don’t mind.”

Yangde asked, “Shuhang, are we friends?”

“What are you trying to say?” Song Shuhang’s face twitched.

“If we’re friends, then your friend is my friend.” Yangde patted his chest, and said, “I have a set of really good-looking photos of myself. Please help me send them to your friend. Next time, when he meets a girl who wants a photo, ask him to send mine. I give him full authority, and charge no fee.”

“You’re so desperate?” Song Shuhang smiled bitterly.

“You already have Teacher Su, how can you understand the pain of us lone dogs? These days, it’s really difficult to find beautiful women.” Tubo sighed.

“Actually, I fell in love with Cla.s.smate Bai He at first sight,” Yangde said. “Looking back at the past few days, I felt that she looked more and more beautiful, her appearance had the kind of style that an angel would have. Shuhang, What do you think would happen if I go to Cla.s.smate Bai He and confess?”

Yangde actually likes True Monarch White Crane?

Song Shuhang suddenly felt like smiling…

Well, the female Senior White Crane was indeed quite cute. It was no wonder that Yangde liked her. After all, men were ‘visual animals’, and instinctively liked beautiful things.

“Ahem, if you confess to her, perhaps she would beat you death,” Song Shuhang said. “Because she already likes someone.”

“F*ck, who is it? Tell me who my rival is!” Tubo said.

Song Shuhang: “…”

Wasn’t it Yangde who was interested in White Crane? Tubo, why are you the one getting incensed?

“Cla.s.smate Bai He likes someone? Oh my G.o.d, it can’t be.”

“No, my new G.o.ddess actually has a lover?”

“It’s too cruel, Cla.s.smate Bai He has just transferred to this school. I just fell in love, but I lost her immediately.”

In the cla.s.s, there was unexpectedly a lot of students wailing.

Song Shuhang: “…”

There were so many people who secretly liked Senior White Crane?

Gao Moumou curiously asked, “Tell me, who does Cla.s.smate Bai He like?”

Song Shuhang said, “You should all know him, he’s ❮Apocalypse War❯’s lead actor.”

Yangde replied, “My G.o.d, it’s over.”

As long as he thought of that man who looked like a celestial being, he felt a burst of despair. If the enemy was such an existence, he had no chance at all.

“Old Song, does Cla.s.smate s.h.i.+ have a boyfriend?” At this time, another voice echoed behind Song Shuhang.

“F*ck!” Song Shuhang said. Wasn’t that too crazy?

Loli s.h.i.+ is still so young, yet there are already people who want to fight for her hand?

Do you think I don’t dare to report you to the FBI?

A voice could be heard from behind, saying, “Only three years in jail would be a big profit, but even if we get the death penalty, it would be still worth it!”

A person corrected, “No, even with the death penalty it would be a big profit!”

“In a few years, Cla.s.smate s.h.i.+ will definitely not be worse than Cla.s.smate Bai He.”

“It’s better to book her early so that there won’t be a need to face millions of compet.i.tors in the future.”

Song Shuhang: “…”