Chapter 1099 - Why the hell I’m worried! (1/2)

Translator: G.o.dBrandy Editor: Kurisu

Doudou’s online wife came all the way to Jiangnan University Town to find me. What should I do? Waiting online for a reply, it’s urgent.

‘Chu Chu’ blinked her eyes and looked at Song Shuhang.

She was already a highschool graduate this semester, and was going to be taking her college entrance exam next semester. Her goal was naturally to enter Jiangnan University Town.

Today, she deliberately asked for a leave and went to Jiangnan University Town to see Doudou. She wanted to see if he was really there.

She was very lucky, and was able to find him very quickly.

Doudou was even more handsome than what she saw online, and he was even more handsome than that Senior Brother Gao Sheng in the movie. She didn’t get tired no matter how long she looked at him—he had an outstanding temperament regardless of which angle you looked at him from, and he was even more handsome than the stars which her cla.s.smate chased.

It was just that Doudou’s voice sounded a bit strange…

Song Shuhang touched his nose awkwardly as the little girl continued to stare at him.

“Did you come to Jiangnan University Town by yourself?” Song Shuhang asked.

“Mm-hm.” Chu Chu nodded. “But I didn’t run out secretly. I told my dad that I was going to the Jiangnan area to see some friends, and my dad agreed.”

Song Shuhang: “…” Wasn’t this little girl’s father’s a bit too easygoing? Was she even his child?

Now comes the troublesome part: how do I explain the relations.h.i.+p between myself and Doudou to this little girl?

In theory, it would be better to simply tell her the truth. Otherwise, a lie would end up having to be covered up with more lies, and it’d only become more and more troublesome.

But the problem was that Doudou was a dog, so how was he supposed to introduce Doudou to this girl?

If he discovered that the one who had been playing games with her was a dog, a very cute pekingese, the girl would go crazy.

“Well, take a seat first.” Song Shuhang s.h.i.+fted aside to let Chu Chu sit down.

“Mm-hm.” Chu Chu smiled sweetly, and sat next to Song Shuhang; her hands were clasped together, while her face was flushed red.

Gao Moumou approached Song Shuhang and whispered in his ear, “Hey, Shuhang… who is this girl? Don’t you have a relations.h.i.+p with Teacher Su?”

Song Shuhang, wasn’t this having a foot in two boats?

“It’s a long story, it’s not my fault. I’ll explain it to you later.” Song Shuhang rubbed his temples anxiously.

Chu Chu saw Song Shuhang’s distressed look, and asked, “Doudou, did you not want me to come over?” Suddenly, she remembered the plots of many internet melodramatic romances.

“No, that’s not what I’m worried about.” Song Shuhang sighed.

Wait…

Why the h.e.l.l I’m worrying in the first place?!

I’m not Doudou, and it wasn’t me who flirted online.

Isn’t it supposed to be Doudou who faces the headache that is having to explain the situation to Chu Chu and be the one to deal with her?

“It’s actually a long story, Chu Chu. Just wait a bit, I’ll make a call,” Song Shuhang said.

“Oh.” Chu Chu nodded cutely.

Song Shuhang brought out his phone, entered his contacts, then found Doudou’s number, and dialed it.

I heard that Doudou is being held captive by True Monarch Yellow Mountain. I hope that the call can go through.

Fortunately… Doudou was able to answer the call.

“Woof, devil, why are you calling me?” Doudou’s voice came from his phone.

Song Shuhang: “…”

F*ck, what does he mean by calling me ‘devil’?

Doudou said, “h.e.l.lo? h.e.l.lo? Why aren’t you saying anything? Was my number accidentally dialed while he put his phone in his pocket?”

Song Shuhang replied, “No, I didn’t misdial. I just couldn’t stand your strange way of addressing me all of a sudden.”

Doudou proudly said, “I’m actually practicing. To resist that stupid Yellow Mountain’s attempts to get me married, I’m practicing how to make the worst first impression when I meet someone.”

Song Shuhang responded, “I feel like you don’t need to practice at all. As long as your instincts are still there, you’ll be able to give people the worst first impression.”

“Really? Am I that awesome? Hahahaha, that’s embarra.s.sing.” Doudou laughed.

Song Shuhang’s teeth ached as he said, “I’m not complimenting you.”

“Bah, sweetie, you are making me feel shy,” Doudou said.

Song Shuhang was creeped out, and said, “Don’t say things like that, and we’re still friends.”

“Woof, why are you calling me?” Doudou said.

“Chu Chu is here,” Song Shuhang said.

“What?” Doudou froze.

“Chu Chu came to Jiangnan University Town to find me, and is sitting next to me right now,” Song Shuhang repeated. “Now, can you talk to her yourself?”

Doudou: “…”

Song Shuhang said, “I can only help you this much. Next, you’ll have to talk to Chu Chu yourself and explain things to her.”

Then, he handed the phone to Chu Chu who wore a puzzled look.

“Here, talk to Doudou.” Song Shuhang said.

Chu Chu looked shy. “Talk to Doudou? Who are you then?”

“I’m not Doudou.” Song Shuhang smiled gently.

Chu Chu opened her mouth wide. Her cute little face was full of shock, and her expression was unbelievable.