Chapter 859 - What do you think of the name Venerable Nuclear Explosion? (2/2)

Medicine Master: “My Internet connection is slow~ I’m still on my honeymoon with Purple Mist, and we are currently in a rather remote area where the signal is rather bad. In addition, my mobile phone is somewhat old. I should consider getting a new one and look for a fellow daoist to help me modify it.”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “…” Fellow Daoist Medicine Master, publicly showing your affection is a very quick way to die, do you know that?

Song Shuhang said, “Senior Medicine Master, don’t buy phones from the same company as Senior Brother Three Realms. They’ll explode.”

Medicine Master: “Which company did Three Realms buy his phone from?”

Song Shuhang said, “Well… it seems Senior Brother didn’t say which one… We can ask him later, I guess.”

Medicine Master: “In that case, let’s put off this matter until later. PS: Given the typing speed, you should have realized that it was me, Riverly Purple Mist!”

They were publicly showing their affection in all kinds of different ways!

Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da: “Thrice Reckless, you are an idiot. The picture of the cute puppy I sent just now was a picture of puppy Doudou, and I had no intention of rubbing his head. In addition, Doudou is soon going to marry a man, and the level of his anger should be maxed out by now. @I’m Mr. Yellow Mountain’s loyal dog, no need to thank me, I’m always happy to help others.”

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: “…”

I’m Mr. Yellow Mountain’s loyal dog: “I’m very sad right now. My in-game wife hasn’t gotten online for the whole day. Don’t bother me.”

Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da: “…”

Just as they were discussing, Scholar Xian Gong also got online. After getting online, he immediately summoned Song Shuhang. ” @Tyrannical Saber Song One, little friend Song Shuhang, are you online?”

Song Shuhang said, “I’m online… Senior Xian Gong, have you finished absorbing the strength of the demodragon medicine?”

“Yes, I’ve finished. Now, I only need to look for a good place where I can close up in order to advance to the Seventh Stage Venerable Realm. As such, you have to give me your coordinates before that happens so that I can deliver you something via flying sword,” Scholar Xian Gong said with a smile. The hidden danger that had accompanied him for so many years had been finally taken care of. Therefore, his mood was pretty good.

Song Shuhang’s eyes immediately lit up. “Is it that thing?”

“It’s precisely that thing!” Scholar Xian Gong said with a smile.

Previously, after receiving the corpse of the demodragon from Venerable White, Scholar Xian Gong and Song Shuhang secretly decided to forge a treasure called ‘Dragon Tail Mirage’ to thank Venerable White for his help.

If that magical treasure was mounted on a flying sword, it would increase its maximum speed a little, allowing it to break through its limits. Someone like Venerable White, who loved racing, was definitely going to like it.

At this time, Scholar Xian Gong had apparently already finished forging the treasure.

As for Song Shuhang, this treasure really came at the right time!

Although Venerable White said that he didn’t care about what happened in the Jade Lake Realm, it would be still better if he could make him happy by gifting him this ‘Dragon Tail Mirage’ magical treasure. That way, it was going to be even more unlikely that Venerable White would haggle over that matter related to the pictures they took in the Jade Lake Realm leaking out!

It was definitely a powerful tool that could help him improve Senior White’s mood.

“Senior Xian Gong, I’ll arrive in the Jiangnan area tomorrow, and I’ll send you my coordinates at that time, allowing you to send the item over with a flying sword,” Song Shuhang quickly replied.

Scholar Xian Gong said, “Sure, no problem. I’ll seize this opportunity to make the last preparations before closing up and getting ready to advance to the next realm.”

Song Shuhang said, “Good luck, Senior. I wish you to advance successfully.”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “Good luck, Senior. I wish you to advance successfully. At that time, we would have to call you Venerable Xian Gong.”

Soon after, all the fellow daoists of the Nine Provinces Number One Group that were online gave Senior Xian Gong their blessings.

But right at this time, Thrice Reckless Mad Saber also popped out and wrote something. “I heard people saying that one can change their daoist name into a more awe-inspiring one after advancing to the Venerable Realm…”

Before Thrice Reckless could write the second part of his sentence, the always online holy warrior of the Nine Provinces Number One Group, who hadn’t gotten online in a long while, suddenly appeared and wrote something as well.

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless, you’d better not say your next words. It’s in your best interest not to seek death any further this month.”

However, Northern River’s Loose Cultivator was one step too late.

The following part of Thrice Reckless Mad Saber’s sentence and Northern River’s Loose Cultivator’s message were sent at the same time. “For example, the daoist name ‘Venerable Nuclear Explosion’ sounds very awe-inspiring. Senior Xian Gong, what do you think about it?”

Scholar Xian Gong: “Hehehehehe.”

That long streak of ‘hehes’ fully expressed Scholar Xian Gong’s current state of mind.

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator faintly sighed. Even he was unable to save Thrice Reckless Mad Saber now.

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: “…” Just now, I acted on impulse and told a bad joke that I shouldn’t have told!

The Nine Provinces Number One Group immediately quieted down.

Everyone knew that the words ‘nuclear explosion’ were taboo when Scholar Xian Gong was present as it would remind him of the cruel events of the past. Scholar Xian Gong would get angry at whomever brought this matter up.

Afterward, with Scholar Xian Gong’s body and strength slowly recovering, that matter related to the nuclear explosion wasn’t that much of a taboo anymore. From the looks of it, his old wound was gradually recovering.

But what Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless did just now was the same as using a blade to jab at the old wound at the bottom of Scholar Xian Gong’s heart!

After a long time, Scholar Xian Gong replied, “I thank Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless for his auspicious words… after I advance to the Venerable Realm, I’ll gift Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless a nuclear bomb.”

At that time, he would tie ten nuclear bombs to Thrice Reckless Mad Saber’s body and fire him into s.p.a.ce!