Chapter 859 - What do you think of the name Venerable Nuclear Explosion? (1/2)
Chapter 859: What do you think of the name ‘Venerable Nuclear Explosion’?
Translator: G.o.dBrandy Editor: Kurisu
The chat logs of the Nine Provinces Number One Group were like a treasure trove.
In the future, after Song Shuhang had advanced to the Fifth Stage, all these experiences that the seniors of the group were now sharing would become valuable treasures for him.
After reading all the new messages in the Nine Provinces Number One Group, Song Shuhang started with the replies. ” @Venerable White, Senior White, something unexpected happened while we were on our way to the Jiangnan area… Therefore, we haven’t reached our destination yet, and are still on the road. I think we’ll be able to get there only tomorrow at noon. @Wandering Monk Profound Principle, Great Master Profound Principle, were you looking for me?”
Venerable White happened to be online, and quickly replied to Song Shuhang’s message. “You’ll arrive only tomorrow at noon? Such being the case, I’ll go borrow a furnace and forge something interesting in the meantime.”
“You are going to forge something interesting? Senior White, what are you forging?” Song Shuhang asked out of curiosity.
“I’ll tell you after I’ve finished it; it’s better to keep it a secret for now. Anyway, I won’t wait for you in the Jiangnan area in that case. I’ll look for you again after I’m finished forging this treasure,” Venerable White said.
Song Shuhang replied, “Sure, no problem.”
“In that case, see you later… Right, another thing, little friend Shuhang. Do you know that this instant messaging program we use has some VIP features?” Venerable White suddenly said.
Senior White’s train of thought was too jumpy, and one just couldn’t follow it!
“I know. Beyond that, this instant messaging program is quite the money sucker. There are several types of VIP features, and they all cost money. I, who was nothing but a poor student not too long ago, could only afford two or three of those VIP features,” Song Shuhang said.
Venerable White said, “After creating this account, I activate all the VIP features available. ?”
Song Shuhang replied, “Ahaha, I see. ?”
From the looks of it, Venerable White was really bored at this moment… he had unexpectedly started to show off his VIP features in front of Shuhang.
Venerable White continued, “Anyway, I discovered that there was this very interesting feature in the VIP package… the [Group Message Browsing] feature. Something unexpected happened yesterday when I was deleting files and freeing up the memory of the phone… At that time, I was a little careless and ended up deleting all the chat logs of the group. As such, I used this [Group Message Browsing] feature to look at the chat logs of the last few days… and guess what I discovered? I discovered some very interesting messages that were sent while we were in the ‘Jade Lake Realm’, and several of those messages were missing from the chat logs in my phone.”
Song Shuhang: ???
F*ck, is this even real? This is too exaggerated!
“Senior White, if I were to tell you that it was a tragic accident, would you believe me?” Song Shuhang quickly replied.
Venerable White said, “Hmm, so it was an accident? Alright… I won’t haggle over this matter with you.”
Recently, Venerable White was very open to persuasion! He gave the strong vibe of a gentle senior, very magnanimous.
“Senior White, thank you for your understanding!” Song Shuhang was moved to the point of having tears streaming down his face.
“It’s nothing, don’t even mention it. Anyway, we’ll meet at the appointed time… Right, it might take me some time to forge this treasure. But even in the worst case, I’ll be back before the great battle between Copper Trigram and Northern River starts,” Venerable White added.
After saying this much, Venerable White went offline.
Song Shuhang patted his chest; he had yet again dodged another calamity.
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But right at this time, Great Master Profound Principle got online.
Wandering Monk Profound Principle: ” @Tyrannical Saber Song One, Junior Brother Shuhang, are you still online? I’m Senior Brother Three Realms. The new phone I just bought exploded. Therefore, I had no choice but to borrow the phone of the abbot to get online and contact you. Ugh~ When I first saw it, I found the design of that phone very pretty, and decided to buy it and magically modify it later. However, I didn’t even get to enjoy it that it suddenly exploded. Later, I won’t be buying any other product from that company, they simply have no regard for human life! If one had carried that gadget on a plane, the whole airplane would have exploded!”
Song Shuhang: “…”
Wandering Monk Profound Principle: “Anyway, I just took a look at the chat logs. At first, I was also supposed to reach the Jiangnan area today and bring the three disobedient children back with me… but before I could even get there, an urgent matter came up on my side, which forced me to head back. As such, I’ll have to trouble you to look after Guoguo and the others for some more time. I’ll bring them back in two or three days at most.”
Song Shuhang replied, “No problem, Senior Brother Three Realms.”
“If the three disobedient children don’t listen to you, feel free to spank them as much as you want—no need to be polite with them. Disobedient children must be taught how to behave. In addition, they have thick skin, they won’t die even if you hit them,” Wandering Monk Profound Principle continued.
Song Shuhang said, “I’ll do my best… actually, Guoguo and the others have been very obedient so far.”
“You are too soft on these disobedient children. After returning to the temple, Guoguo kept repeating how much he wanted to go to your place again and have fun. Haha. ?” Wandering Monk Profound Principle smiled. “Anyway, it’s settled then. We’ll meet in two or three days, and I’ll also bring you an interesting thing. Bye-bye~”
Song Shuhang bid him farewell. “Bye-bye.”
After Senior Brother Three Realms went offline, Medicine Master slowly showed his head and said via voice message, “d.a.m.n, when I saw Great Master Profound Principle writing, I thought the world was about to come to an end.”
Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “I also got a scare. I thought Great Master Profound Principle was going to break his rule of silence.”
Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da: “[Picture of a cute puppy].”
Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: “[Picture of the head of a dog being furiously rubbed].”
Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: “Wahaha! I hadn’t seen Fellow Daoist Guo Da’s dog head combo in a while. If I didn’t break it, I would be putting my name to shame!”
Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “[Picture of the head of a dog being furiously rubbed].”
Medicine Master: “[Picture of the head of a dog being furiously rubbed].”
Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “Fellow Daoist Medicine Master, I was rubbing Thrice Reckless. Why did you rub me?”