Chapter 633: Waiting for you to open your umbrella and pass by my side... (1/2)

Chapter 633: Waiting for you to open your umbrella and pa.s.s by my side...

Translator: G.o.dBrandy Editor: Kurisu

Luckily, he decided to drive a heavy SUV this time. Otherwise, his vehicle would have been knocked flying by the strength of the impact just now!

Where had this crazy driver come from? The strength of the impact was simply unreal!

Song Shuhang turned his head around and looked backward. What b.u.mped into him was an off-road vehicle of a brand he didn't recognize. The rear of the other vehicle was at this time on top of Song Shuhang's SUV. From the looks of it, the opposite party was reversing their vehicle but accelerated too much, causing the traffic collision.

It was a very rough off-road vehicle, and it felt as though its whole body was reinforced. In addition, thick railing to protect against collisions was installed on the rear of the vehicle.

No, wait! It wasn't only the rear of the vehicle... Song Shuhang could see from his viewpoint that the whole body of the vehicle was surrounded by railings to protect it from collisions. Just what kind of off-road vehicle was this?! It was more like those b.u.mper cars used in amus.e.m.e.nt parks! However, it was the terroristic version of b.u.mper car. It was the version used to take human lives, the 'b.u.mper car of death'.

After the traffic collision, the rear of Song Shuhang's SUV was completely smashed, while the vehicle of the opposite party suffered no damage.

The owner of the other vehicle didn't do it on purpose, right?

”Aaaaah, dammit! I b.u.mped into someone's vehicle again...” A familiar voice echoed from the off-road vehicle.

'I b.u.mped into someone's vehicle AGAIN'... from the looks of it, it wasn't the first time that this driver had b.u.mped into someone else. They were truly a kamikaze driver.

Song Shuhang saw through the rear-view mirror a beautiful woman jumping out of the rough off-road vehicle.

”...” Song Shuhang.

It was unexpectedly someone he knew.

It was Fairy Dongfang Six, the number one kamikaze driver of the Nine Provinces Number One Group. She left Song Shuhang a deep impression during the hand-guided tractor compet.i.tion the last time.

Even now, Song Shuhang would immediately get a scare and wake up from his dreams whenever he recalled Fairy Dongfang Six driving her hand-guided tractor.

What was happening right was something very scary. Fairy Dongfang Six was unexpectedly driving on the streets?

Wasn't she afraid of causing terrific and deadly traffic collisions? With her driving skills, she was able to b.u.mp into someone even in the parking area... therefore, wouldn't she cause a ma.s.sacre if she were to drive on the streets, and leave the police officers with several murder cases to solve...?

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At this time, Fairy Dongfang Six opened her umbrella and ran toward Song Shuhang's vehicle, anxiously yelling, ”I'm sorry, I'm so sorry! Dear friend in the car, are you alright?”

Song Shuhang thought of casually replying and greeting her. But then, he remembered that he had now changed his appearance.

Thereupon, he opened the window of the SUV and coughed once, looking at Fairy Dongfang Six with a serious expression on his face.

Just as he was planning to open his mouth and say something, Fairy Dongfang Six's eyes suddenly lit up. ”Eh? Little friend Shuhang, what are you doing here?”

”What? I even changed my appearance. How was Fairy Dongfang Six still able to recognize me?” Song Shuhang exclaimed in surprise.

”Ahahaha, the cultivation technique I practice is the ❮Nine Bewitching Dance Steps❯. Thereupon, the innate skill of my Eye Aperture also ended up being the 'Bewitching Eyes', which allows me to see through ordinary illusory technique with but a glance,” Fairy Dongfang Six said with a smile.

The ❮Nine Bewitching Dance Steps❯ were also a type of illusory technique. It was a first-cla.s.s cultivation technique when it came to enchanting and captivating others. Fairy Dongfang was specialized in this field, and since even the innate skill of her Eye Aperture was the 'Bewitching Eyes', she needed but a glance to see through Song Shuhang's disguise.

”...” Song Shuhang.

”I got a scare earlier. I didn't think I would b.u.mp into someone while reversing the car! Luckily, the one I b.u.mped into was little friend Shuhang and not an ordinary person. I had just gotten into the car and didn't even have the time to activate the 'Shock Absorbing Formation' when I b.u.mped into you. It would have been quite troublesome if the victim had been an ordinary person,” Fairy Dongfang Six explained.

Fairy Dongfang Six was also aware that her driving skills were very bad... or straight up dangerous. But if one wanted to improve their driving skills, they would have to practice and get better little by little, right? Thereupon, Fairy Dongfang Six had been practicing very hard lately to get rid of the 'kamikaze driver' t.i.tle hanging above her head.

To avoid leaving a trail of corpses and destroyed vehicles on the streets while she was driving, she decided to add a 'Shock Absorbing Formation' on her car.

With this formation in play, the strength of the impact would be absorbed by the 'Shock Absorbing Formation' and completely s.h.i.+fted onto her body if she were to carelessly b.u.mp into other vehicle or objects.

With that, she didn't have to worry about causing a b.l.o.o.d.y ma.s.sacre while she was driving on the streets.

But just now—before she could even activate the formation—she pressed onto the accelerator with too much strength and ended up cras.h.i.+ng into the SUV behind her while reversing the car.

The rear of the poor SUV was completely smashed.

Fairy Dongfang Six was extremely worried. After all, it was going to be rather troublesome if the one involved in this traffic collision was an ordinary person.

But after discovering that she had b.u.mped into little friend Song Shuhang's vehicle, she immediately heaved a sigh of relief.

It was truly fate! There were so many cars parked in there, and the one she crashed into was the one belonging to Song Shuhang!

”...” Song Shuhang.

”Little friend Shuhang, didn't Fellow Daoist Firefly deliver you to s.p.a.ce? How come you are back already?” Fairy Dongfang Six asked. In addition, little friend Song Shuhang's current state was somewhat strange. His long hair reached the waist, but he didn't have eyebrows. This combination was rather strange.

”Fairy maiden, I hope you'll keep this matter a secret for my sake,” Song Shuhang said softly. ”I won't conceal the truth from you, Fairy Maiden. Actually, I was never sent to s.p.a.ce a second time by Fairy Firefly. I'm guessing that Fairy Firefly sent into s.p.a.ce someone that was disguised as me at that time.”

”Someone disguised as you?” Fairy Dongfang Six's eyes immediately lit up. ”Are you talking about that shady fortune teller?”

”I'm also guessing that it might be Senior Copper Trigram's doing.” Song Shuhang happily sold out Senior Copper Trigram.

”Well, this is really an interesting piece of news,” Fairy Dongfang Six said and stretched out her hand, swiping it over his body and giving him a general physical checkup. After determining that Song Shuhang was truly fine and wasn't injured, she was able to relax for good.

But... had she made a mistake while inspecting him earlier?

How come little friend Song Shuhang was now at the Third Stage Realm?